#trickster anon

[pranksteranon]

Genderbend!

An excuse to draw women and wlw

[zatannazee]

Time to see what I can do!

[Zatanna blinked. She was now an inch tall]

Woa! You okay down there?

-Trickster Anon

She placed a hand on her hips and looks up

Really?

[defness]

Trickster Anon!

[thegemmom]

NSFW! *Trickster Anon appears in a puff of smoke with a box of dolls and sharp needles* Hey, Subaru~! I have voodoo dolls of all your brothers that actually work. Wanna stick pins in their dicks? (Please show the brother's reactions to their sudden pains if he says yes)

Subaru: Give me one good reason to do that.

Subaru, snatching a doll from your hands: You know what, nevermind, I don’t need one for Laito. 

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Laito, to Ayato: I still don’t get why she woul- ack!

Laito falls to the ground, his hands covering his crotch.

Ayato: Dude, are you alright?

Laito rests on the floor, staying sill. He doesn’t make a sound.

Ayato: Oh my god…

Ayato: There really is a god?!

[caepaecaesurae]

> Trickster Anon

caepaecaesurae Hey chief, howv are you! caepaecaesurae Say, I wvas wvondering about tricksters.   Do you think someone being a trickster makes them all that much more dangeorus than they wvere before? geminidoomed u2ually, for the 2ame rea2on people who are maniic are more dangerou2, iit2 nearly the 2ame thiing

caepaecaesurae But I mean, it's not that big a deal if the person is trustwvorthy to start wvith, right? Easy enough to compensate for. geminidoomed iit really ju2t depend2 on how they're handliing iit, liike, a lot of troll2 who go triick2ter get really viiolent, or at lea2t faiil two under2tand the con2equence2 of viiolence but liike, madhur and pzii are both great guy2 caepaecaesurae Eesh.. geminidoomed 2ome people are perfectly chiill though liike II know beiing a triick2ter doe2nt affect 2triider2 much caepaecaesurae WVell, alright I notice your examples are all Captors or human though. geminidoomed II havent 2een that many triick2ter2 hone2tly and one of the captor2 II 2o go triick2ter let another triick2ter eat hii2 eye2 2o liike that2 a thiing geminidoomed 2aw* caepaecaesurae Yikes? Yikes! That's not fine. Did he heal or wvas he just insane? geminidoomed he did not heal, he ended up bliind caepaecaesurae Oh good job him. > You know what you're NOT doing!!  And also you are coincidentally not taking off your bracers while this is happening. Yikes. Say, do you think Ringleader wvill havwe any problems wvith being just a little trickster?  He's a bit impulsivwe but I think that's ust him honestly. geminidoomed not really, he 2eem2 a liittle more iimpul2iive now, but not 2o much that iit would be con2iidered abnormal, and hii2 haiir ii2 fuckiing cool caepaecaesurae WVell ah Promise not to be mad, but see, there's an anon geminidoomed oh no caepaecaesurae It's not that bad!! geminidoomed are you okay? caepaecaesurae I'm fine!  I'm completely fine. And so is everyone else. And I decided to tell you first. And my bracers are back, and on. geminidoomed try not two liike, kii22 anyone okay?2ometiime2 that 2hiit ii2 communiicable through kii22e2 good about the bracer2 caepaecaesurae Oh gods damn it, but I like kisses. I am literally nevwer going to remember that. geminidoomed kii22e2 are one of the be2t thiing2 iin liife you 2eem pretty calm II wiill make you go 2tay wiith a friiend iif you turn half the planet iintwo triick2ter2 caepaecaesurae I'm fine~!  I'm just, you knowv, ovweranalyzing evwerything, forevwer, all the time, like I alwvays do geminidoomed yeah yeah caepaecaesurae Chief, I wvon't, if anyone turned it wvould be Kankri and I can't imagine him kissing someone wvithout wvarning. caepaecaesurae And also he'll probably be good about dodging and reminding me if I slip up. I should tell Kankri. I'm a little bit hiding in the bathroom, wvhich is fine, that's a thing I do geminidoomed good deal, yeah tell kankrii he can keep you out of trouble when II'm maniic II u2ually 2tay wiith one of my brother2 or twoblade caepaecaesurae So, I mean, there's no MAJOR problems, right?  Evwerything is fine, I can handle this? geminidoomed ye2 probably e2pecially iif you 2tay near kankrii caepaecaesurae WVithout kissing him. geminidoomed preferably caepaecaesurae It's the late single digits all ovwer again.. geminidoomed eheheh caepaecaesurae I'm.  Alright, evwerything is fine, no more panicking.  Thanks chief! It, oh.  It said a fewv days. geminidoomed that2 not two bad remember two 2tay away from 2alt caepaecaesurae Oh god damn it. I'm going to need to ask Tyfora so many things.. Do you remember if wvater is fine off the top of your head? ... Fucking gills, I might go crimson for the duration. geminidoomed tyfora ii2 a 2ea dweller caepaecaesurae I mean, don't fuck gills. geminidoomed al2o II know that pzii take2 2hower2 caepaecaesurae Thanks, you're a life savwer, BRB. geminidoomed okay caepaecaesurae Do you havwe any idea wvhere I might get a small hat around a handspan long that I might be able to use to covwer up the soul swveet geminidoomed carapaciian2 love hat2 II bet you can get one from one of theiir hat 2hop2 caepaecaesurae Perfect, I can covwer it wvith a scarf till then. Mostly This isn't wvorking as wvell as I'd hoped. geminidoomed tiie iit liike a bandana caepaecaesurae The smoke part keeps phasing through it. geminidoomed ..what ii2 your 2oul 2weet? caepaecaesurae I'm not entirely sure I wvant to specify, but I wvill if you promise not to tell anyone else. geminidoomed II promii2e geminidoomed oh my god caepaecaesurae That rez method has a fewv odd flawvs. May wvant to learn a different one. geminidoomed we *really* need two get you 2orted out by a heart player dude. iit wa2nt my method, everyone el2e ii2 fiine geminidoomed you know what you diid caepaecaesurae Look, wvhat else does one do wvith alcohol and cigarettes. And the smoke wvas vwery handy. And also maybe wve do, but howv many heart players are there on tumblr? I mean Meulin exists, but I don't knowv howv much magic she remembers... geminidoomed there2 a bunch of diirk2 and fiiliide of cour2e, who II know work2 wiill 2oul 2tuff except 2pelled riight II have a liittle heart magiic iin my 2oul liike liiterally II miight be able two fiigure 2omethiing out caepaecaesurae I might ask Felide wvhen she's less busy sometime...  Or you. Or, someone. caepaecaesurae I mean, it's fine, I'm just going to get a hat. geminidoomed riight but iit2 2ymptomatiic of 2tuff beiing wrong though caepaecaesurae I'm not evwen sure wvhat symptoms this wvould havwe entirely. Aside from apparently wvearing my heart on my sleevwe. Or codpiece on my damn head. geminidoomed II'm 2urprii2ed iit wa2nt ju2t a bottle caepaecaesurae WVell it's not normally in a bottle, it's in the codpiece. I think the bottle wvas transformed and is stuck. geminidoomed that2 hiilariiou2 caepaecaesurae Not incredibly! caepaecaesurae Although it's nevwerending, so at least that's nice. geminidoomed you probably 2houldnt driink that caepaecaesurae I try not to. Surely it's not more soul, though. Possibly. I mean. UGH, I hate this. I'll figure it out! geminidoomed iif nothiing el2e your concentratiion ii2 pretty good riight now II thiink iit2 all the practiice beiing drunk caepaecaesurae Concentration? Oh.  Attention span? geminidoomed ye2 caepaecaesurae I suppose I do havwe a far amount of practice being impaired.  Albeit nevwer like This. geminidoomed never diid upper2? caepaecaesurae Nevwer really felt the need.  I wvas alwvays high strung enough. All it evwer did wvas make me more impatient. geminidoomed upper2 are dangerou2 for me, that2 why II 2tiick two caffeiine when II'm down, II'm afraiid two go 2tronger caepaecaesurae Some can be fun, but I alwvays got a bit irritable. Cheers to those wvho can manage it, but it's certainly not me. geminidoomed how are thiing2 goiing wiith kankrii? caepaecaesurae He doesn't havwe experience wvith tricksters, but he does wvith the manic, so wve're optimistic.  I'm mentioning anything I knowv about tricksters as it occurs to me, but wve'll see howv it goes. geminidoomed good luck! caepaecaesurae Do you think anyone wvill be upset if I admit this is going on publicly? I probably ought to otherwvise I'll stick my leg up my jawv and they'll blame me geminidoomed probably not II don't thiink caepaecaesurae Are there any side effects or dowvnsides to licking a trickster Does that count as lip contact geminidoomed II have no iidea a2k the iinternet Active in the last hour

[the-one-true-anon-house]

@ call out post

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. - trickster

[imlovedavestrider]

heck wad that on anon~🍭🍓

yessiree it was dear trickster beloved dave

[pranksteranon]

so I call him Trix or just Anthony??