(OOC: For clarification Jellyskink gave me permission to write this ask as Dr. Oleander! I definitely want to thank her right away for her permission and for her second opinion when it came to writing this all up lol.)
(Wait would this be considered an ask or some kind of email?? Idk let's just say it's both or something lmao.)
To the owner of the "Is it cute" pet blog,
I hope this message finds you well. My apologies for the delayed response, as of recently work has certainly been vexing as I seen to be seeing more and more clients as the "weirdness" border increases it's reach.
It's come to my attention that my dear, sweet, Calamari has been causing mischief for people again and for that I simply cannot apologize enough!
How my darling little Callie gets out of my apartment sometimes is a mystery to me. My guess is perhaps she slips past my legs as I'm rushing out the door in the morning for work.
At the moment I'm afraid I can only offer my condolences and some compensation money-wise for the pet fish my sweet little angel has taken from you. We can discuss more in detail on this topic in particular privately. I cannot stress enough how sorry I am on Calamari's behalf.
For future reference I shall definitely take note that Calamari seems to enjoy visiting your home every once in a while, perhaps with both our efforts we can figure out why Calamari does this?
I swear my sweet little darling is usually much more polite and sweet at home! Sure she can be a bit... quirky.
One odd thing in particular she does is bring back random things with her to proudly show off what she's hunted or found. *Uploaded is a picture of Calamari sitting proudly with her collection of random items and prey she's caught. Certain Fords may recognize some items in the pile*
Surely a fellow pet adorer such as yourself understands how oddly charming pets can be despite the odds? I'm not sure what to do with the random items Callie brings home though. I've tried taking them to the police station but I've had no luck there, that and Callie seems to get a hold of them again the day after...
Anyway, while I cannot confirm or deny Standford Pines as a patient of mine due to patient confidentiality laws, I will state for the records I've spoken to him before at a few cat shows before.
I've personally never noticed him holding ill-will torwards my beloved feline friend, however I will make note for future reference to keep an eye out for anything of that matter.
Sincere Regards,
Irene Oleander
[email reply]
Hello, Dr. Oleander! I'm a big fan of Calimari, so it's lovely to hear from you.
Interesting that she collects so much stuff. Would you like me to post the collection on my blog? A lot of my followers follow pet show stuff, so if she's getting them from her co-contestants, we might be able to get some items home.
It is interesting that she's running away and seeking me out. Not to get too specific, but I don't live anywhere near your office.
Thanks,
- P.G.