#tricksterwrites

[slashgod]

Maybe Aziraphale looked so hurt after the kiss, because he’s been thinking about their first kiss for so long, he had never thought it would be one out of desperation.

Aziraphale, who reads romance novels and thinks the best way to get people together is at an elaborate ball, must have imagined up a thousand different ways they would share their first kiss.

Looking at the stars together.

Under a meteor shower.

Even in the backseat of the Bentley.

Never had he considered it to be anything other than a romantic gesture that confirms their love for one another.

For it to be so desperate, so searching, it was a complete shock.

[britishmagpie]

This is what inspired my username… oh iPhone notes, you gem

[goth-merton-dingle]

Stop asking LGBT couples which is the man and which is the woman. Start asking them which is the werewolf and which is the goth.

[slashgod]

You know the scenes in cartoons where they have to take out all of their weapons and it’s a running gag that they just keep pulling stuff and you’re like ‘where did you even store these?!’. I want to see the same, but it’s Alastor making Lucifer empty his pockets of ducks.

[slashgod]

“Hey, Daddy-“ Charlie starts, then stops at Alastor’s snicker. She’s pouting, angry & embarrassed, and Lucifer is wondering what’s going on. “What? You think it’s funny I still call him Daddy?”

“On the contrary my dear, I think it’s funny that *I* call him ‘Daddy’ too.”

[slashgod]

Concept: Rosie runs a bouquet making class once a year over the course of four weeks, starting in January.

Week 1: bone collecting. Murder is encouraged, but if you have a selection of bones at the ready, that’s fine.

Week 2: bone bleaching. Or just a good old clean if you want them fresh

Week 3: assembly tests

Week 4: final assembly

Just in time for Alastor to present Lucifer with a bone bouquet, that will never wither or die.

Inspiration below 👇

[slashgod]

If Lucifer gets to attend the overlord meetings with Alastor, then Alastor gets to attend the Sins meetings with Lucifer.

[slashgod]

How many times do you think Ozzie has asked Fizz 'for a hand' and Fizz just throws his whole prosthetic arm at him?

Ozzie is used to his imps sass by now, but the first time Fizz does it to Blitz the guy has a breakdown.