Merton Dingle @goth-merton-dingle - Tumblr Blog

callingallwerewolves

Tommy and Merton + clinging to each other

melliflouse-deactivated20250205

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

heartseeker

definitely one of my top 10 conversations

plantfunerals

when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations

thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it

greelin

sure yeah the vampire can come. Inside

greelin

i love it here

#trickyq

my-darlingdoctor

personally i think vampires should suck someone’s blood and then kiss all over said persons face and leave bloody kiss marks on them but. yk.

teaboot

I’m so glad that things like survivorship bias and statistical outliers became memes I wish more critical thinking skills would become widely-understood this way, I’m not kidding let’s get on this

teaboot

”Turtles are showing up full of straws” “Nobody was trans when I was your age” “Why does everyone have allergies now” “Our ancestors survived without vaccines” “My grandma never had an income or driver’s license and THEY were married for decades” “I’m saving the rest of my medication for later cause I feel better now”

Look at the plane until you understand

teaboot

My momma used to tell us not to fear the noises we heard in the woods at night because if something designed to kill us wanted to kill us then we wouldn’t hear it coming and at the time it was horrifying and unsettling but now I wish we all had heard that at least once growing up

saccharineomen

charlottehorlock

glumshoe

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

causual-unknown-hideout

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

glumshoe

I don’t need to imagine

kisskicker

IT’S A WARWILF

gorgynei

black boxers that say werewolf on the waistband are the best ever. to me

edit: hi hello no this is not picture i painted it

annabelle--cane

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.