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cant wait to be one of those 28 year old gays who grows a beard to make up for my already receding hairline

The clubs just better play some damn good music and by damn good music, I mean whatever is stuck in my head at the time or else I will probably likely potentially set fire to a place, just saying.

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Holeee shit the comments on that EDI confession

Whoa EDI you're dancing there still is a little too sexualized ok what do you think this is, some kind of space sex romp??? Why don't you be a little more modest like our asari friend here, at least she has clothes on and has been in the game since ME1. Nobody has a problem with her ok? Also watch out you and your boyfriend are dancing a little too close there, leave room for space Jesus yeah? (space Jesus is an elcor so it's a lot of space) Poor Joker, how could he resist being seduced by this siren in a would full of good, modest, homely girls like our asari friend here.

Also I agree, why couldn't EDI have gotten a more functional body? Her body is shaped like a female human and therefore is, as we all know, unfit for battle. Here she is being taken back to ship after her inevitable failure as a squadmate due to her body's impractical shape.

Even though it may appear she is now a more durable, expendable, stronger soldier than any of your other crew, this is false, I mean those giant tits probably make holding a gun impossible. If only she had gotten a male body like Legion, she would have actually been able to contribute!

Let's look at some other ME females and you can see how their form obviously fits their function:

An engineer

vigilante justice

archaeologist

child prodigy and teacher

Officer for an underground organization

hairstylist

mailbox

OK NOW LOOK AT THIS SKANK, just looking at her I cannot imagine she could do any job other than just being an object you have sex with.

These other women are presented so practically and then, even during this simple conversation, we get Edi and one of her many OVERTLY sexual poses! What the hell ME3? EDI is an AI, even if she got an attractive robot body, she shouldn't know how to act sexy! Did you really have to go and have her wink seductively at the player and ask if I wanted to 'check out her silicon valley' every time she was on screen? Why doesn't the game let me choose an outfit besides her white jumpsuit, and why does the camera zoom in and lock on her cameltoe if I take her with me? Needless to say it made me feel a little uncomfortable and it really took away from my play experience.

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