Caldwell as a DM rlly resonates with me all the time. "Yeah so Strahd wants to keep you sexual style because he thinks you're so interesting and fun and at first he was like 'oh no I'm sullying my love to my wife' but then he realised that polyamory (or. does he want polygamy??) is real and you've made his eternal wife hotter so that's better. He made you custom coffins based on all the information about you he could gather between his stalking and combat banter." Thank you so much Caldwell.
"That's not really what he said" yes it is.











