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Gives Builderman my period cramps
"... wuts the point of this? >_>"
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Gives Builderman my period cramps
"... wuts the point of this? >_>"
October 2024 wlw entertainment rundown
TV
Lucky My Love, First episode drops October 28th on YouTube
Everything Now, Netflix, October 5
The Fall of the House of Usher, October 12, 2023
Movies
Tripped Up, October 20,
Books, Games, Music etc.
In A World Of Our Own: Chasing Dreams And Love
Sophia Miller, an openly lesbian supermodel, enjoys her solitary life in the bustling heart of New York City. But when her gay millionaire best friend, Chris Anderson, requests her to play his pretend girlfriend for a family gathering in Texas, she can't refuse. After all, Chris is on the brink of becoming the CEO of the billion-dollar Anderson Corp.
Enter Alissa Anderson, the Oxford and Cambridge-educated, closeted lesbian daughter of the conservative and formidable Henry Anderson. With the CEO position at Anderson Corp now up for grabs, Alissa finds herself in a fierce rivalry with her own brother. Ascending to the top of the family business and shattering traditional gender roles has always been her ultimate dream. However, her well-laid plans begin to unravel when she encounters her brother's "girlfriend" at a pivotal family gathering on their Texas ranch.
When Sophia and Alissa's worlds collide at the Anderson estate, everything is on the line: the coveted CEO position, concealed sexual identities, a sham relationship, and a burgeoning real one that threatens to bloom amidst the chaos.
“Sushi for Empress Setsuko” is a cozy and comedic point & click adventure game and yuri dating sim set in a fantastical Japan-inspired land. Follow Mizumi Nagashima as she travels around the Empire, seeing gorgeous views, catching delicious fish, and charming beautiful women.
RELEASE DATE:
3 Oct, 2023
Iris Kelly Doesn't Date
A fake relationship after a horrible one-night stand is anything but an act in this witty and heartfelt new romantic comedy by Ashley Herring Blake.
Everyone around Iris Kelly is in love. Her best friends are all coupled up, her siblings have partners that are perfect for them, and her parents are still blissfully married. And she’s happy for all of them, truly. Iris doesn’t want any of that—dating, love, romance. She’ll stick to her commitment-free hookups, thanks very much, except no one in her life will just let her be. Everyone wants to see her settled down, but she holds firmly to her no dating rule. There’s only one problem—Iris is a romance author facing an imminent deadline for her second book, and she’s completely out of ideas.
Perfectly happy to ignore her problems as per usual, Iris goes to a bar in Portland and meets a sexy stranger, Stefania, and a night of dancing and making out turns into the worst one-night stand Iris has had in her life. To get her mind off everything, Iris tries out for the lead role in a local play, a queer retelling of Much Ado About Nothing, but comes face-to-face with Stefania, whose real name turns out to be Stevie. Desperate to save face in front of her friends, Stevie asks Iris to play along as her girlfriend. Iris is shocked, but when she realizes the arrangement might provide her with some much-needed romantic content for her book, she agrees. As the two women play the part of a happy couple, lines start to blur, and they’re left wondering who will make the real first move....
Moonlight in Garland is a cozy open-ended life-sim video game that sees you making a new life in the bustling metropolis of Garland. Find an apartment and make it perfectly yours, befriend your neighbours, grow your urban garden, solve community problems and experience all the weirdly wonderful stuff that city living offers.
Of course, city life isn’t all farmers markets and fancy coffee. Will you step in to stop the heritage building from being torn down and preserve a piece of history? Look after the neighbourhood so more residents stick around? Figure out which jerk is stealing packages from the mail room? Be swept up in a whirlwind romance along the way?
It's hard to top "Trap everyone on the Isle of Wight until they're 10 years old" but that last line actuallyy manages it. Amazing stuff. (with many thanks to IWCPEmily, wren154, Jackus75 and Checkalakh over on Twitter for sending this in!)
😱 - Accidentally trip my muse - Sataareth. (If you want, of course!)
Embarrassing Starters
Well that really wasn’t the way Kaaras wanted to make an entrance. He liked to hold his head high, and perhaps it was the fact that he’d spent a couple of years working with nobles that he’d picked up on a few habits that made him appear to hold himself with dignity. But Kaaras had always been a determined individual.
Unfortunately, he was no seer, and he had no way of predicting the sudden boot that made him stumble very awkwardly and not very gracefully. He managed to catch himself on whoever had tripped him, catching themselves against their very thick... chest.
Kaaras looked up and immediately removed his hands, collecting himself. “Maker’s breath.” He patted himself down and went a little red in the cheeks, embarrassed over his tumble--despite it having completely been the other man’s fault.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to fall into you... I... I didn’t see your boot there.”
builderman gains a single jellybean in his inventory
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"...I mean? Okay?"
500 cigarettes
"What."
"❓"
"five hundred cigarettes. B)"
'No wonder I kept tripping myself over if you were cluttering up my head without an eye between you.'
"The Hungry Moon" - Ramsey Campbell
