Jul 29, 2017
It's hard to top "Trap everyone on the Isle of Wight until they're 10 years old" but that last line actuallyy manages it. Amazing stuff. (with many thanks to IWCPEmily, wren154, Jackus75 and Checkalakh over on Twitter for sending this in!)
#Isle of Wight County Press#Isle of Wight#Mainland#Britain#Under 10s#Children#Taking them off the island#Getting IN MY WAY#BASTARDS#How am I meant to enjoy my weekend?#When it's ALREADY BEEN RUINED#Disheartened#Angry#Paradise#Tripped up#Summer holidays#RHS#Flower show#I've had an idea#Don't allow them to leave#Until they're 10#BOOM#SORTED#We took our nine year old to a flower show#And he was miserable#NO SHIT SHERLOCK#I'm thinking the child probably got a bit bored#But no#It's the alien nature of being on the mainland#Contribution
