#troll fail

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Bravo Sir!

[hopeymchope]

Troll Nanami Appreciation Post

In this post we love and appreciate the odd, somewhat gentle troll stylings of Chiaki Nanami

[thetrueessenceofhumanity]

[wuh2k]

Bad Trolls

Not bad in a moral way, just really bad at trolling. And, whatever, but when it's the Reddit/4Chan/Breitbart alt-right crowd you can't help but feel disappointment. They styled themselves on trolling, they built their politics on trolling, and this is what those illustrious beginnings have come to 😔 Like if I'm going after you, there's a reason. You've been chosen because of your spectacular ignorance, your impotent anger, or just for being a downright bigoted piece of shit. They come after me coz I make fun of them and then just keep shouting "triggered" or "butthurt" or "panties in a twist" while I laugh at them. I put a bit of style into my insults. Metaphors, mixed metaphors, analogies, ironic language, florid prose (doesn't really take that much effort). They give me slurs and memes that I've seen a million times before, or just sheer nonsensical gibberish. I don't even get enjoyment out of them anymore. I get enjoyment out of making fun of them but it's a very one way street and it doesn't last long because they inevitably descend into a repetitive caricature. Just give me one good troll...just one. Doesn't even have to be good, just passable. It's been so long.

[kumquatwriter]

Troll! There's a Troll in the dungeon!

Some random woman (using her yahoo email! It’s like a time warp!) used my blog comment form to tell me I’m fat. “My daughter saw your picture, and I asked her what she thought of you. The first word out of her mouth: ‘Fat!’ In other words, you’ve got more ham than a hog, to quote Carlo Rizzi from The Godfather.” Other equally devastating and shocking barbs I expect from this charming woman and her clearly perceptive and well mannered daughter: “You’re female!” “You’re Caucasian!” “You’re below average height!” “You have hair!” “You have a face!”

[lizacstuff]

Ann Wellington is such a transphobic, toxic character.

Are you lost? WTF are you talking about? Who is Ann Wellington?

[ivy-renee]

Woke up this morning to this sweet fledgling troll trying to get one over on me. Poor child tried to stir the pot and got hit with his own spoon. I do appreciate him making my monday morning enjoyable. As most are usually filled with disgust, thinking about the day already being doomed. So thank you dear boy, my day seems a little brighter now.

[ewdonttouchmeihaveablog-blog]

While playing starbound

I found this guy who said if i gave him crystal he would give me a ton of drains and im like shit yeah so eventually he gets in my ship, and wont leave, demanding the crystals. eventually he says “relax ur on youtube im trolling you” and i just look him dead in the eye... and say... “no one gives a shit”... at that point he stares at me for like 3 minutes then just leaves... okay then.