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A guide to Troll Biology: Part 1 (The Horns)

Its 7:50 9:17 on a monday and im bored as fuck, so I have officially decided to make a massive megapost on whatever the fuck the trolls have going on. First stop: The Horns. (I'm writing this in the style of a guide made by one of the beta/alpha players to educate Earth C!)

When you look at a troll, the feature you may first recognize is a set (or pair of sets) of vibrant horns on their head. You may wonder: What is a troll horn made out of? Why are they so colorful? Or, What are they used for? In this passage I will cover the horn anatomy of a common troll.

To answer the first question, troll horns are made out of keratin - the same material that composes fingernails, hair, and you guessed it: animal horns. On the inside of a troll's horn is a core of marrow-like material the same color as the troll's blood. When a troll's horn is broken, it can either be completely pain free, or horrendously painful, all depending on where the horn is broken from.

To answer the second question we may have to delve into speculative territory. Some scientists believe that troll horns act as a vibrant, easy-to-spot warning sign that allows them to seem inedible to would-be predators. In nature, some poisonous (and non-poisonous) organisms such as butterflies and frogs use a similar technique to avoid being eaten.

To answer the third question, troll horns are used for a wide variety purposes. First of all, as wigglers, trolls use their strong horns to burst through the leathery shells of their egg sacs. Their horns could also have played a role in genetic selection. Horns with a richer hue could have signified a healthier troll, therefore, trolls with brighter colored horns may have had a better chance at finding a mate. Although at first glance one may think a troll's horns are used for sparring, this is actually not the case. If a horn is broken in the right way, it can cause immense pain, and in some cases, a mandatory trip to the hospital.