#troodon town

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

*TROODON TOWN AND DINOSAUR TRAIN INDUSTRIES INTENSIFIES*

[masterjarthub]

Kit-bashed Troodon Town backgrounds used in Wipeout Wilson!

[masterjarchives]

Free to use backgrounds of Troodon Town from Dinosaur Train

Note: Some images have been edited to remove characters and trains, quality may vary

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Where buildings and park and buildings and houses and buildings and that science center from the fossil episode and also buildings-

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

[Annie's first time in Troodon Town, she passes a train out of turn]

Security Bureau Guard: Stop! Stop! Stop!

Annie: [stops]

Guard: Didn't you see the traffic light?!

Annie: What's a traffic light?

Guard: It's on the lamppost!

Annie: What's a lamppost?

Guard: Oh, you want a ticket, wise guy?

Annie: Yes, sir! To Rexville please!

Guard: Huh?!

Mrs. Pteranodon, catching up, panting: Excuse me, sir! I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse her, she's wild born! This is her first time here, she doesn't know about these sorts of things!

Guard: Oh.

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

[At Troodon Town]

Tiny: C'mon, c'mon, pick up! (On phone) Hi, Buddy! (^ー^) So um, nothing serious, just a quick question...

Buddy in the guest lodge room as Tiny calls him, already suspicious: ...What?

Tiny: How do you spray enough water to cover a building as big as, I dunno... a station, without a firehose?

Buddy:

Buddy: ... DID YOU SET THE STATION ON FIRE?!

Tiny: NO, no... I mean, just hypothetically speaking, how would you put it out?

Buddy: |:(

Tiny: It wasn't my fault, it was Don!!! I wasn't even inside!!!

Buddy: Why are you calling ME for this?!?! Where's the fire department?!

Tiny: I called them!!! They're already dealing with a trackside fire right now!

Shiny, from inside: Don, OH MY GOSH! THE STATION'S ON FIRE!!! 😱

Don, from inside: I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK! 😰

Shiny: (SCREAMING)

Tiny:

Buddy: Tiny, why can't I ever leave you three alone and not have to clean up your mess afterwards? ... Why must you guys torment me like this...?

Tiny:

Shiny: HEEELP!!!! HEEELLLLP!!!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

in my mind I feel like it would make sense for there to be stations to particular regions, or rather, Geological Formations.

y'know, a station for hell creek, a station for the niobrara formation, for the morrison formation.

instead of specific species. it's kinda weird.

In my mind there's stations spread out across multiple places in the same formation for fast travel and convenience. Like how Pteranodon Terrace and The Big Pond are within walking distance but still have individual stations. And the station for Old Smokey the volcano is in the same region as well.

We also do have stations named after geological points and natural events in the canon show too.

But giant centralized stations as a "capital base" for certain formations does sound pretty cool...

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

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"Hurry up, asshole!"

"This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!"

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- A certain anonymous tyrannosaurus who totally didn't make this commercial out of revenge against Tabitha for being banned from The Dinosaur Train