#trooper hardcase

[kenobes]

The 501st Legion as Shitposts I Have Saved on My Phone

Anakin

Ahsoka

Rex

Kix

Jesse

Hardcase

Fives

Echo

Tup

Dogma

Still having too much fun with these. 212th is in the works, not sure who to meme after that 🤔 maybe darkside users?

[brightsunsmeanshello]

Rex: We need to talk about-

Hardcase: The barracks were already on fire when we got there!

Rex: What?

Hardcase: What?

[kimageddon]

This is an archive of my one shots, prompt challenges and requests. If you are looking for my two main series, A Prince of Dathomir or Sins of the Father, please check out my pinned post or my AO3 account.

Fanfiction for characters in the Star Wars Universe

Tech

Reader Edition - The Wedding | The Reception | The Honeymoon

OC edition - The Wedding | The Reception | The Honeymoon

Crosshair

Shoot Me Down

Couldn't Resist (NSFW)

Boba Fett

Impatient (NSFW)

The Witch's Familiar (possible series, Fantasy AU)

Masterlist - Coming Soon

Introductory Blurb

Comedic Series for the Star Wars characters and Universe - a cantina where all characters coalesce OOC, no timeline specifics

The Pants Challenge

Drinks

Prompt List - | - NSFW Prompt List - | - Who I write for

Ideas sent in via asks from the prompt list (CLOSED)

Clone Trooper Jesse

29: "I'm going to give you five seconds to take that back"

Cad Bane

34. “That’s it! I’m killing them all.” / “Wait, but what about the plan?” / “Forget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.”

31. "Good, I meant it to hurt."

ARC Trooper Fives

8. “I think I have found the cure for happiness.” / “What’s that?” / “Falling in love.”

Commander Wolffe

4. “But you…. You went drink for drink with Wolffe. How are you not hungover?” & 20. “You're so tiny compared to me.”

9. "“Have you lost your damn mind?!” / “Yes, but in all fairness, I was left alone.”

Clone Medic Kix

16. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

Clone Trooper Hardcase

1. "That was my favourite blaster.”

Commando Captain Gregor

23. “Don’t cry. We’ll find each other again.”

Sergeant Hunter

46. "Kiss me like you mean it."

Coruscant Guard Commander Fox

12. “Aaand just like that I have lost all the fucks I had to give.”

Lord Savage Opress

7. “I love you! No time to explain – gotta go.” / “Wait… WHAT?!” & 40. “I want to take you to all the beautiful places, sunsets over oceans and listen to the rain. I want to dance with you, make you smile and laugh… but– I also want to kiss you so hard it leaves marks on your body, I want to watch you writhe beneath me and scream my name until you can’t say anything else.”

Requests from DMs of Ko-Fi

Maul and Savage - They discuss the dichotomy of siblings

Comfort with Darth Maul - Maul x Reader

Captain Rex - On shoreleave he decides to visit the barbers

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[alamogirl80]

I straight up used Thorn’s last stand as a base for Hardcase in chapter 12 of “And I’ll Follow the Light in You.”

It’s not anything spectacular, just some shading and lighting practice using Thorn’s stance and z6 as Hardcase saves the day!

[foxssleeplessness]

Currently rewatching The Umbara Arc and Fives and Hardcase having fun and laughing while using Umbaran technology will never stop being precious to me

[ollikah]

Nice try, ‘Case...but that man’s got jaig-eyes on the back of his head!

[tragedy-for-sale]

So as I was slapping some jello I had a brain moment

CLONES LOVE JELLO!

OKAY, like think of all they could do with some jello and how much they love to eat it.

Featuring the 501st

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The boys all make giant containers in the mess, it's their jello party. Then they all very excitingly put them in the fridge and wake up extra early to enjoy some.

Jesse dropped a gumdrop in there once and didn't wanna ruin the process so he left it there. In the morning, the boys were mesmerized that it was just sitting there, vibing away.

So they started putting things in the jello, eventually they deep cleaned Rex's helmet and plopped it on it but in the morning, Rex was pissed. They lost jello privileges for a week and they were dying.

Kix loves to slap the jello. He likes how it jiggles and he'll spend a solid thirty minutes just slapping the jello with a spoon. Because of this, Kix usually gets his own container. I mean, he would have gotten his own regardless, if we're being real here.

They have competitions to see who can vacuum the most jelly in their mouth, Jesse is the record holder with half of his container. Fives challenges Jesse every chance he gets.

Rex likes the jello molds. Echo eventually gets him those lego molds, Rex acts like he hates it but eventually gives in and he and a bunch of his brothers are building the ultimate lego jello house.

Tup introduced putting other things in the jello like milk or whatever and everyone lost it. They were experiments upon experiments and they seem to only get crazier.

Now for flavors, they really aren't picky. They're so cheap they'll just shuboosh them into the cart and happily carry the jello back to the barracks. They have to get a lot cause who knows when they'll be on leave again. Ahsoka saves credits from Obi and Ani and always supports their jello buys.

They were short a few credits one time and Ahsoka mind tricked the the man so they could just leave. She did come back though- don't worry.

One day Anakin walks into the mess during one of their jello parties and it's a mess in there. But then Hardcase offered him some and Anakin had never been so giddy. So he's at the parties too.

Then grumpy Obi-Wan and Cody found them and banned jello parties and when I tell you they cried, they cried. But Obi-Wan should have known his former padawan wouldn't let his men down.

When on leave, he randomly comes back with a bunch of jello and they can't waste food. The jello is hidden in Anakin's closet, in a safe, then when Obi-Wan's not on board, jello time!

Anakin was telling Padme about their love of jello, so she not only buys them three boxes worth of jello but she premakes some and sent Anakin back with some instant pudding.

They lost it again and Padme is literally their favorite person they'd die for.

[a-list-of-moods]

The 501st: Playing The Sims

this is a weird one but hear me out: clones playing the Sims (just imagine that the Sims exists in Star Wars ok?)

Fives: makes 8 different versions of Pong Krell (each more of a caricature than the last), dumps them all in a pool, and then removes the ladder while cackling gleefully

Dogma: Makes a sim of himself and lives a peaceful life. No mods. 

Echo: Tries to make a sim of himself but left to go to the ‘fresher and when he came back, Fives had snuck in and ruined his character

Jesse: Also makes Krell and kills him a bunch. Probably plays with Fives looking over his shoulder and cheering him on. 

Hardcase: Downloads the extreme violence mod

Kix: Tells Hardcase not to download the extreme violence mod because the datapad is probably too old to handle mods (Hardcase doesn’t listen. Kix is right. The datapad crashes.)

Rex: Creates Anakin but makes him way less chaotic than the real Anakin. Shows Sim-Anakin to real-Anakin saying ‘Why can’t you be more like this’. When Anakin argues, Rex threatens to surround Sim-Anakin with sand. Real-Anakin relents.