(courtesy of my sibling) Hunter has a list of all the different dirts of different planets he's been to and he's rated each and every single one. Ex: Tatooine: no dirt, only sand. 0/10. Kashyyyk: very nice, many different kinds of dirt. Overall 8/10. He puts more detail into his descriptions but I'm too lazy to write all that.
Tup gets away with fucking everything. Those Tooka eyes are deadly.
Dogma can also do the Tooka eyes but chooses not too.
Hardcase gives the best massages. Sore neck? He'll fix it in no time. Sore back? He's got ya. Rex, Kix, and the mechanics love him.
Once, after a very long and already overstimulating day, Hardcase jokingly messed with one of Dogma's things and accidentally just, broke Dogma. He just started yelling at Hardcase, Which turned into him yelling at Fives, Which turned into him just kinda yelling at no one in particular about things that upset him. Yes there are videos of it, and yes it haunts him every single day of his existence.
Crosshair = Cat. He gravitates towards warm spaces, knocks things off of tables to make room for his own stuff, his eyes do that reflective thing in the dark. And more.
Jesse occasionally just, faints. Kix can't figure out what's wrong and he hates It.
Tup needs glasses but he goes with contacts because A, glasses break easily. And B, they can't fit underneath his bucket. Also he can't find a pair he likes.
Rex is all responsible and stuff when it comes to his legion. But the second he's with the command batch he suddenly has no survival instincts and becomes so chaotic he rivals Anakin. This disturbs everyone In the 501st. (Also, this only happens when at least three other members of the command batch are present.)
Dogma has a little emotional support plushie that's weighted. Shaak-ti gave it to him when he was a cadet and he can't sleep without it. (It's a BLÅHAJ. I'm not even gonna try and lie. It's a weighted space BLÅHAJ.)
Bly has an engagement ring picked out for Aayla but he keeps chickening out whenever he goes to propose. Aayla knows about the ring and all his attempts. Aayla acts oblivious.
I'm just gonna keep making more of these I don't care if you don't like em.
1) Echo and Fives are twins- I like to imagine that Echo and Fives are twins not just because they're the last surviving members of the Domino squad but also because of the way they are with eachother. I feel like these two have the twin thing where they can feel what the other is feeling. After Echo's supposed death Fives can't cope because he's lost his twin and I sort of want to believe that he could feel Echo's pain but pushes it down because he believes that he's dead.
2) Kix, Jesse and Hardcase are from the same batch- I headcanon that these three are from the same batch. The way these three act together gives it away a little bit, especially how Hardcase and Jesse react to eachother whereas it's a bit more subtle with Kix.
3) 99 gave Lula to wrecker- one of my favourite headcanons is that 99 gave wrecker lula to help him sleep and with anxiety. I love the visuals of baby wrecker being given the plush Tooka by his older brother after being poked and prodded by the long necks.
4) Kix keeps little rewards in the medbay and in his med pack- kids keeps things like stickers, lollipops and other little things in the medbay and his med pack for his brother's who might be a little apprehensive. Hell also use them for civilians as a way to build trust whilst treating injuries.
5) Rexie is Rex's nickname- Fives gave Rex the nickname Rexie and now Rex cannot go five minutes without being called it when not on the battle field. I feel like both anakin and Ahsoka would also join in, same with Cody.
6) Echo knew that Fives was dead- This goes alongside my first headcanon. From the looks of it no one tells Echo that Fives will killed but Echo knew. He just never brought it up because it was too painful for him and saying it out loud would solidify it.
7) Tech doesn't actually need his goggles- ok please hear me out. I know some people will disagree but I think he might just use them for two reasons. Reason one: to make himself look smarter not that he needs to but they fit his whole smart, techy vide. Reason two: it makes it easier for him to check stuff without having his hands full. I know he uses a Datapad a lot but I feel like the goggles are practical for hands free use.
8) Omega has met met Boba before- I believe that Omega and Boba are around the same age which means that there's a good chance that Omega has met Boba before, wether or not he was using his alias lucky is a whole other thing.
9) this conversation has definitely happened before-
Rex: Alright men, Jesse will be taking charge on this mission-
Hardcase: what? No. If he's in charge then I'm the queen of kamino
Fives: *Curtsies* your majesty
10) the clones accelerated ageing stops after a certain point- I feel like this should be agiven but having the clones accelerated ageing continue after they hit 25 feels so impractical. Wouldn't it make more sense to have them hit 25 and then they age like a normal human?
11) Clone medics have a monthly meeting- I love to think that every medic from the 501st to the coruscant guard meet up once a month and talk about the stupid things they've had to witness.
12) Tech is autistic - ok this one might be more of a projection but I can see traits in him.For example Tech, just as a whole, he doesn't like physical touch, he struggles with showing emotion outwardly and his special interest is tech.
13) Tup is scared of the dark- Tup is scared of the dark because of what happened on umbara. He has to sleep with a nightlight on and he won't sleep unless dogma is close by.
14) Kix can and will sing- I headcanon that Kix sings to his patients as a way to calm them down. He'll sometimes just sing to himself if he's in the medbay alone. He isn't shy about it but he only does it in the medbay.
Obi: and why exactly is that? Stop and smell the roses, Cody.
Cody, faltering: I'd love to- it's just that there's no roses and my blacks are pinching me in all the worst places, and, really, General, did you have to wear that new cologne this morning, it's terribly distracting and faintly-
Obi: rosy? Yes, I was getting there, but you seem to have beaten me to it. Glad to know your senses are sharp as ever, Commander *thoroughly continues flirting*
Waking up on New Year's Day With the Clones - Command Edition
Inspired by @freesia-writes and her lovely New Years Eve with the Clones drabbles! I wrote these on my phone datapad in bed while waking up on New Year's Day and doing precisely none of these things.
Rex: You crack one eye open just as he's slipping back into bed with you. It's seven AM. He's already gone for a run and had a shower. You mumble something incoherent, and he tucks you in against him, kisses your forehead, and tells you to go back to sleep. “Happy New Year, cyar’ika.”
Cody: He surprises you with breakfast in bed, and it isn't ration bars. It's your favorite breakfast, the one you only really eat on special occasions, and he executes it flawlessly. When you get up afterwards, you discover the kitchen is already clean. There's nothing to do for the rest of the day but relax and have fun, whatever that means to you.
Wolffe: You ARE his breakfast in bed. 😏
Fox: There is no such thing as morning. You both sleep until one PM, and when you finally stumble out of bed, you only make it as far as the caf machine before collapsing on the sofa. He chugs his caf and then falls back asleep, lying between your legs with his head resting on your belly while you scroll on your datapad.
Mayday: You wake up slowly to the soft caress of his fingertips on your shoulder. You have no idea how long he's been awake, but the way he looks at you makes you feel like the only person in the galaxy. You don't get out of bed for a few more hours.
Neyo: He wakes you up with a hangover cure and a tube of bacta. You have glitter in places you did not know glitter could exist. After an abortive attempt at crawling out of bed, you both fall back asleep for another three hours.
Bacara: He wakes you up to go for a run, and it's not optional. He ignores your complaints and death threats, and when you get home, he rewards you with a long shower together, followed by a breakfast smoothie that is surprisingly delicious. He opts not to tell you that he set a personal worst speed record for a kilometer.
Happy New Year! I hope 2025 is your best year yet. 💋
