Y'all know what time it is? Time for a new clone trooper round-up!
I've added a bunch of funky little guys and I'm always looking to add more! Who's your favorite clone?
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Now Anakin knowing about codywan from the beginning as well, and him & Obi playing that stupid sibling game of chicken like "whos gonna fuck up and reveal it to the other first" along with "dont piss me off i WILL reveal your secret relationship to our overbearing consertative parents (the council)" PEAK
they are constantly trying to get the other to trip up. Its not about "secrets" or "Jedi code" no. Its about WINNING. its about bragging rights forever. Its about pride. Its about sibling rivalry. Neither are willing to back down.
Anakin: you've grown, more beautiful I mean
Obi-Wan: pfft cant wait to see how long he lasts before his dumbass reveals everything
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Obi-Wan: Good man that Cody
Anakin: -_- I know what you are
Padme and Cody have wine and dinner every layover to (loveingly and adoringly) complain about their ridiculous partners
Rex and Gregor having "i dont get paid enough for this shit" Captain meetings cause they are constanty having to lie and cover for their Generals (and commander)
This man sounds sooooo dangerous in bed istg. Deep, controlled chest rumbles and slow, deliberate exhales through his nose, his heightened senses makes him hyperaware to every sound you make, and uses his breath (breathing heavily on your neck and down) to make you squirm.
Husky, intimate whispers evolve into growled commands like "breathe with me… slower… that's it, let me feel every shudder" "just focus on my voice" "focus on me, mesh'la" his voice dropping lower the second he's buried deep.
Out of all of them, I think he's the BEST one to talk you through it. "right there, huh?" "your heartbeat's racing… you're close, aren't you?" "you fit me so nicely like this" "yeah, you can take it" He edges you mercilessly, using that smoky voice to drive you closer to the edge (lowkey weaponizes it).
Sharp, bitten-off grunts when you clench around him, which turns to long, throaty moans that vibrate against your skin. He curses softly under his breath "kriffing hells…" when he feels you close to unraveling. He just knows what to say based on your reactions, helping you reach the edge with his voice alone.
Climax hits with a raw, prolonged growl that trails into ragged panting. After that his roughness melts into soft huffs and murmured praises while he nuzzles your neck, voice back to its usual calm warmth.
ECHO
I think Echo is shy and hesitant at first. Begins with restrained soft, shaky sighs and quiet exhales, his cybernetic side making every touch feel so sensitive so his breath hitches sharply at the lightest graze.
Then, it will gradually build to emotional, reverent murmurs that crack with vulnerability and emotion. "you're incredible…" "please don't stop" "so pretty for me" "always so perfect for me" he's not gonna be rambling, he wants to say it clearly while he's pleasing you in case you don't hear it well.
When overwhelmed, faint grunt mixes with deep, strangled groans. But when he's between your legs, his noises became high and needy whimpers filled with desperation. ESPECIALLY when you take control. I'd like to think he's quiet when he's the one in charge (to hear you), then LOUDER when you are (so you hear him).
His voice gets breathier and more desperate when he's getting closer. Often trailing off into sharp gasps. Then, his breath hitches into emotional praises like, "don't deserve you" "can't believe you're mine" "too good for me" and a sweet "please, please, please" near the edge.
Finishes with a long, shuddering moan, followed by endless soft whispers of affection and "thank you… thank you…" as he holds you tight. Also, I think he might hum a soft tune under his breath as well to help you fall asleep faster.
TECH
Tech would definitely take note of everything. You'd hear his breathy commentary like "your respiration rate just increased eighteen percent" "your skin flushes a degree higher when touched here–" always delivered in that crisp, clinical tone, before it dissolves into broken sighs when you grind yourself back against him.
Voice cracks into surprised, higher whimpers when you disrupt his rhythm. He stammers mid-sentence "fascinating. wait, that's–" before it melts into uncontrolled groans. Quickly loses his focus when you meet his thrusts, or when you take control, his words trail off into unintelligible mumbling.
He CANNOT talk dirty for the life of him, instead he's rambling about the mechanics of pleasure (nerd). "the angle here provides maximum stimulation. oh, you're clenching me tighter–" "if i reach it from here, your contractions would be–" even as his words slur.
Breathing gets louder and faster with sharp gasps right before he loses it completely. He'll cling to you closer, burying his face at the crook of your neck to muffle his rambling. Sometimes you actually have to slap a hand on his mouth to keep him quiet, but he only moans louder in response.
Post-climax, he pants quietly while murmuring observations and gentle hums, already have listed dozens of improvements for next time.
CROSSHAIR
Bastard thinks he's being cool with that nonchalant facade. Slow, hissing inhales through clenched teeth, low growls, and the occasional dry chuckle when you beg. Truly believes too much noise is too much vulnerability, so he tries to keep himself as silent as possible.
Yeah, it doesn't last long. Because he'll turn into the most cruel tease known to man. "pathetic. already whining for more?" "louder. let me hear how desperate you are" "look at you, so needy for me" delivered with that signature slow, venomous cadence.
When pushed, rare broken moans escape. Rough, gravelly snarls he tries to swallow. He bites his lip hard to stay quiet but fails with a choked "kriff–" when you hit his limit and squeeze him hard enough to make him falter (you see it as a game to make him lose control and let out more noises).
ENJOYS edging you to tears, voice dropping to a whisper. "not yet… beg properly or i'll stop right here" smug even when his own breathing turns ragged and his grip tightens to to show he doesn't really want to stop. All bark and no bite (unless you really push him).
His climax rips out a long, guttural growl from him that he drags out deliberately, then snaps back to heavy, controlled breaths. Aftercare praises are rare, maybe a slip of a few here and there if you're lucky.
WRECKER
I pray you don't mind loud men, because he's DEFINITELY the loudest out of all of them. Absolutely shameless too. Big, booming laughs that melt straight into enthusiastic, room-shaking groans. Don't even be surprised at this point.
Playful, shouted dirty talk has him grinning so wide. "squeezin' me so tight, aren't ya?" "keep goin', pretty" "kriff, you feel amazin'" "yeah, let them hear ya" with breathless chuckles every time you squirm for him.
Lots of curses and deep, hearty moans that rumble like thunder. He gets even LOUDER when you ride him, encouraging you through his gritted growls and roughened groans. Expect his large hands everywhere too, absolutely comments on every part of your body with mixed adoration and possession.
My BIGGEST hc of him is overstimulation makes him laugh. Imagine you're on god knows what round now, and he's just laughing when he pulls another one from you. "awww too much?" "nahhh, you can take it!" "c'mon just one more!" it makes you both love and hate how much stamina he has.
Ends with a rumbling groan and moan combo that shakes the bed. Then drops to cuddly, rumbling purrs and "you're the best… c'mere" as he crushes you in an inescapable hug.
CAPTAIN REX
HEAVY praiser and he's so soooo touchy. Actually so touch-starved, but hides it well until you touch him (he WILL melt). He's sweet, considerate, and wants you to know how perfect you are. He starts with warm, low groans kept under tight control, breath even until you push him then it cracks with a husky rasp.
LOTS of affectionate, encouraging murmurs. "that's it, mesh'la… just like that" "i've got you, always" "so beautiful for me" voice thick with emotion even mid-thrust. Never degrades you, it's actually against him to say anything negative to you even in bed (unless you assure him it's fine).
Builds to deeper moans with rare, growled curses "kriff… you're killing me–" And when close, his praises seem endless. "so beautiful… let me hear you come for me" "please, let me feel you" "i'll get you there, mesh'la." "wanna feel you get there"
Dirty talk isn't really dirty talk. It's direct, loving, and commanding in a gentle way. "harder? faster? anything you need, just tell me" Always checking in too, staring at you with utter adoration combined with heat and desire.
His orgasm is a long, shuddering exhale and broken "good… so kriffing good" followed by soft kisses and murmured aftercare like "rest now… i've got you."
COMMANDER CODY
My GUILTY PLEASURE HC of him is he's very much into control (dom/sub undertones anyone???). He wants to be the one to guide you through every order and command. Deep, steady grunts and low rumbles, voice never quite losing its authority even when on the edge.
It's like his rank never leaves him even in the bedroom. Quiet, firm whispers to keep you focused. "eyes on me… let me watch you fall apart" "don't look away, cyare" "keep those legs open" "spread them wider" delivered with that calm, no-nonsense tone that makes you melt.
When he lets go, he lets out rougher throaty moans mix with strained grunts. "taking me so well… don't you dare hold back" "want my brothers to hear you? kriff, maybe you do. you're squeezing me so tight–" Turning from the controlled commands, to encouraging sentences.
Like I said in the first one, I REALLY feel like he's very much into giving commands. And when he sees you submitting yourself to him, fully and without hesitation, that wrecks uncontrollable groans edged with approval out of him. Absolutely gets off to your submission.
His orgasm breaks his restraint with a tight, raw groan that drags loooong. Post-orgasm, he doesn't talk much anymore. Just focuses on cleaning you up and taking care of you. Then calm, heavy breathing and gentle praises as he hugs you close against him once he's back on your side.
COMMANDER WOLFFE
Another contender with Crosshair. REALLY tries to keep his noises down, but you'll hear his gruff and animalistic sounds the longer he goes on. Low snarls, sharp inhales, and growled curses. He's rougher and more intense than most clones.
And unlike Cody, he doesn't order commands. They're demands. "louder" "scream it" "say my name" "i can't hear you, speak up" He's not afraid to be so mean when it comes to bed. But y'know what they say? Meaner in the streets, freakier in the sheets—
Builds to ragged, almost pained guttural moans whenever you clench around him. It actually drives him insane when you do that. He growls deep from his chest, digs his nails into your hips harder the same time his thrusts become sharper.
Secretly LOVES it when you scratch him too, he gets off to your marks (possessive asf) and it goes both ways. When he feels your nails scratching down his back or shoulders, he's releasing louder and more unrestrained growls that vibrate through you.
Finishes with a deep, satisfied rumble and heavy pants. Might mutter a rare, rough "you did good" while stroking your hair.
CAPTAIN HOWZER
Okay back to the soft boys. Howzer is definitely one of the best service tops you can ever have. Warm, earnest, and gentle. His groans are soft, breathy sighs full of affection from the beginning. He's not focused on his sounds, he's focused on yours. Very attuned to your reactions and how your body responds.
Like Echo, his sounds are silent and you can only hear him panting lightly. Except when you're taking control, he'll start talking and rambling. "feels too good… you're incredible–" "don't stop, wanna get there with you" "kriff, you feel so good like this"
But when he had a long day away from you, he won't hesitate on the sweet-dirty praises. "just like that…" "kriff, you're driving me insane" "love how you sound, cyar'ika" "love the way you feel around me" "all for me. just for me, right?" always encouraging and adoring.
Again, I don't think he's very vocal at the start. BUT he gets breathier and more vocal near the end, moaning your name repeatedly in that warm tone. He asks questions too like, "like that, sweetheart?" "you like this better? or this?" "want me deeper? or faster?"
Then, when he finally finishes, it's with a long, relieved moan and soft, affectionate whispers. "stay like that, i'll take care of you"
CAPTAIN GREGOR
Oh, my god. This man right here is the absolute BIGGEST tease you'll ever meet. Playful and cheeky, and he's not against bringing jokes into bed. Lots of lighthearted chuckles that deepen into throaty growls, voice bouncing between teasing and dominating.
When you curse at him, he simply giggles and teases you even more. "like that? c'mon tell me. you know i love hearing you" "what was that? sorry can't hear you over your moans, sweetheart" He gets all cocky and confident at first (especially during foreplay), then he QUICKLY switches up the moment he slides into you and goes quiet.
Voice cracks. You all know and heard it in the show. When he gets lost into the sensation, his jokes dissolve into strangled gasps and those tiny voice cracks. He laughs breathlessly when it feels too good, then sobs when it's too much. I KNOW a switch when I see one.
He's actually pretty versatile. One moment he's fun, lighthearted, and all cheeky. Then, his voice drops into a husky and growly tone. And sometimes, it turns into intense, whimpers when you take over (you love taking charge just to hear more of his voice cracks).
By the end of the first round, he's grinning again. He cuddles you close to him, still breathless when he playfully asks, "round two? i'm game if you are…"
COMMANDER MAYDAY
Another touch-starved soul right here. But unlike Rex, his noises are reduced to a quiet, gravelly start. Worn out exhales and low rumbles, voice rough but warm like he's savoring every second. Not very vocal with words like the others, but his sounds are to die for.
Builds slowly to deep, earned moans that feel raw and vulnerable. He's sparse words, but heavy on sounds. From the way he sounds, it's almost grounding and steady. I feel like Mayday's voice is naturally hoarse and raspy, unused from months of isolation—so when he lets out noises, it's always rasped, strained, and husky.
Not a big fan of intense dirty talk. His words are always heartfelt and weighted. "so good… stay right here with me… don't let go" laced with emotion like he's afraid of you disappearing. He doesn't like to be loud himself, but he doesn't mind if you're the one being loud. He absolutely loves it when you're responsive, it leaves a little proud smile on his face (still got it –him probably in his head).
The way he talks you through it is always slow, taking his time with you, drawing out your pleasure. "oh, that's it–" "you needed this too, don't you?" "i'm here. you can let go" He doesn't talk much because his mouth is ALWAYS on you.
When he finally breaks, throaty, desperate groans with a hint of relief. He holds back until it hurts. Climax with heavy, shuddering breaths and soft, grounding whispers. "you're safe. i've got you… always."
A/N: I genuinely can't believe I wrote this down when I was tipsy during a party last night. I vaguely remember sitting on one corner to take a break, and pulling out my notes app to write all this down (dw i proofread this before posting).