Feb 7, 2023
Wes: "My girlfriend keeps trying to tell me my eyes are WEEZER BLUE"
Wes: "She also thinks I may be autistic?"
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Wes: "My girlfriend keeps trying to tell me my eyes are WEEZER BLUE"
Wes: "She also thinks I may be autistic?"
It’s one thing to see this beauty online but it’s another thing to see it in person.
And omgosh is it quite the beaut. It’s bigger than what I had in mind. 😅 but omg the work that went into this. It’s amazing as always @slowdissolve thank you 🙏🏻 much appreciated.
“ hey do you feel like being depressed together tonight?”
“ nah im actually reall happy can we reschedule?”
“ yea of course probably gonna be like this tomorrow “
Me to my mum: you know which Mexican mom you are? The one that woke up and chose ✨ violence ✨
My mum:.........😑 *flicks me*
Me: SEE!!!
me: how do you take your coffee
friend: the way i'd take a girl, hot and on the table
me: ...
friend: what!
Me: What part did you get?
Friend: I'm man number three.
Me: That's great! Congrats!
Friend: There's not even a man one or two.
Me: Oh...
How to attract men...
Friend 1: Did you see the guy in that truck? He was totally checking us out!
Friend 2: He was! We are so hot!
Friend 3: He saw Val's long legs.
Me: He saw Vicki's pizza!
Everyone: laughter and nodding
Friend 1: Now we know how to attract them! Carry a pizza box around!
Everyone: More laughter and nodding
Dad: It just amazes me that a cop with a perfect record would do this.
Me: Oh please, you really think he had a perfect record?
Dad: He has never done something like this before.
Me: Wrong, you were never told of it.
Dad: Katie, these are cops.
Me: Exactly my point. You assume they are good because they represent the law and therefor they can't be wrong. So tell me dad, if you assumed that because of the uniform they wear how do those citizens stand a chance? How does anyone when guilt is just assumed because the clothing you are wearing is not blue enough.
Dad: Well it's still hard to believe.
Me: No it's not. It's just hard for some people to face the truth.