Me: *orders things from Amazon so I don’t have to deal with real people*
Also Me, when UPS drops something off at the door:

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Me: *orders things from Amazon so I don’t have to deal with real people*
Also Me, when UPS drops something off at the door:
“Cheritz should love V more. I’m sure they love V but they oughta do it the right way.”
— My sister @ahappytrashbin
Liar, cheater, wannabe.
Summarize my muse in 3 words.
“Glad to disappoint.”
I don’t understand why people would say that jotuns are stupid. And i am not saying this just for Loki but for Laufey too. I mean that asshole -with all my love cause that voice, THAT FUCKING VOICE, it’s just so omg- had all planned.
I mean he was all like wise king saying: “You know not what your actions will unleash, go now that i still allow it.” and then when Thor was about to go he wishpered: “Run back home, princess.” because he knew that the thunderer’s vanity, his pride will be his downfall.
And probably he had all shorted out with Loki -poor loki by tge way, when he said: “The house of Odin is full of traitors” his face was priceless xD was between a Omg i’m so dead and oh, shit don’t look at me you asshole!- and if was Thor who started the argument he will have an excuse.
I mean Jotuns are not stupid. At least is what i think idk xD
"Never tell a thing to a women till it's done"
"When strippers play your songs, you know you've made it'
One day
They'll be a movie about me it better be good or Ima burn the studio that did me wrong straight to hell ha-ha