Okay guys here's a brief summary of what happened to me from 9 am Monday morning to 9 am this morning:
(This is the craziest day of my whole life)
1. I went to therapy at 9 and talked abt getting put on meds, my mom was present for this session and I lowkey ended up spilling a LOT that I had never spilled before (it went well tho)
2. After that I went home, and sat around for a few hours dilly dallying
3. I watched this weird ass movie with my mom that didn't make any sense and we were both confused the entire time
4. I get a text message at 6pm from @pearlescent-moon asking if I want to come over, and i somehow convinced my mom to let me go even tho there was ice on the roads and everything (i lowk I lied and told her that Leah's car has 4 wheel drive...it definitely DOES NOT)
5. I get in the car and IMMEDIATELY there is a screaming match between Leah and her mom, and then her mom started blaring Tupac at full blast
6. We eventually get to her house, and we have a jolly Ole time together, I hit her 🍃 2 times just for funzies, and THATS WHEN SHIT GOT WILD!
7. We convinced her mom to leave the house at around 1 am so we could be home alone, and then Leah randomly spawns on me "hey so, I'm not going to get to see my bf for a while after today, so like are you fine with him walking here?" And at this point I had hit the 🍃 3 times, so like an idiot I said, "Yeah sure whatever" (BIG MISTAKE!)
8. Oh also, her bf was DRUNK ASF, it was 30 degrees outside with ice on the roads, and he walked 50 minutes to her house (it actually ended up taking 2 hours, because at first he went the wrong way and walked an hour in the wrong direction, and then he almost passed out in a random person's yard, and then he lowk ran away from 3 cops) (while he had all of that going on, me and Leah were laying her bed, she was scrolling on tiktok, and I laid down with my eyes closed for 2 hours fantasizing about Byler scenarios in my head...which was super fun because i was high and it felt like i was watching a movie in my head)
9. He EVENTUALLY makes it to her house at like...6 o'clock in the morning, hes drunk as a skunk, and im just completely unbothered by the whole thing because I hadn't slept in atleast 22 hours and I was high as kite. He walks into the house, and, long story short, he runs up the stairs, and then belly flops down them, for no reason. (And then started laughing hard asf, so I said, "DO IT AGAIN!" And then he did it again...4 more times...but on the 4th time, he actually somersault down the stairs and did like 4 backflips while tumbling. He landed in a pile of shoes, and hit his head on a wooden dresser. He jumped up immediately, completely unbothered, and then ran up the stairs again into Leah's room, and then they hung out for like 45 minutes, and then he walked back to his house.
Am vazut un instructor parcand cu spatele perfect in 10 secunde nestand in scaunul de sofer sunt uluita cred ca asa s au simtit oamenii cand a reinviat iisus
