#ts percy

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

📕📗📘📙📓📔📒📚 please

a remile good omens au because JUST LOOK AT THEM.

Emile and Remy as aziraphale and crowley respectively, Roman as Adam and Remus as Warlock because i think its hilarious, Virgil Logan and Patton as the other kids

Janus as approximately Beelzebub and Percy as approximately Gabriel

and Shorts Anxiety, Teacher, Prince, and Dad as the four horsemen of the apocalypse because i think those four GOOFBALLS as the four horsemen is again, absolutely fucking hilarious

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

Anton: Do you take constructive criticism? Percy: I only take cash or credit.

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Is Sleep x Printer a ship because I kind of implied that it was in a WIP and I wanna make sure I didn’t completely pull it out of my ass

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

Percy: You’re cooking? Nessy: Yep! Percy: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy with no eyebrows.

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

Percy: Just tried to make a reservation at the library Anton: You don't need to make a rese- Percy: But I couldn’t get one Anton: Please stop- Percy: It was booked

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

Percy: You can’t spell cat without A Nessy: Without a what Percy: Without A Nessy: Without a WHAT

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

[car hanging over a cliff] Nessy: Oh my god, back up! Back up! Percy: Really? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.

[thedemonshavemisplacedtheirgod]

Percy: Oh my God, Nessy, that's a lot of blood! Are you okay? Nessy: It's not my blood. Percy: Oh, good. Anton: That's not exactly reassuring either, to be honest.