Thomas Is A God, And He's Missing

A hyperspecific AU I made for Thomas Sanders' underappreciated Shorts characters. Enjoy your stay!

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Anton: Do you take constructive criticism? Percy: I only take cash or credit.

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Remy: Dude— Nate: You just had your tongue down my throat not even an entire hour ago do NOT call me dude

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Harley: Things I want: snuggles Harley: Things I get: struggles

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Nessy:  “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already. Nessy: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Brian: Okay, but why NOT join the Illuminati?

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Nessy: I guess I’m just too tough to cry Anton: just yesterday you were crying over snakes Nessy, sobbing: THEY DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS

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Nessy: Can we have a birthday cake? Anton: It’s not your birthday. Nessy: The cake won’t know.

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Brian: Sometimes I can’t believe you two decided to move in together. Remy: Excuse me. We are both sophisticated adults. Nate: Yeah. Just yesterday we purchased a vegetable.

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Nessy: Hey, what does LMAO mean? Percy: Let Me Ask Obama. Nessy: …Okay… Anton, narrating: And from that day on, Nessy believed LMAO meant Let Me Ask Obama.

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Jobe: Tall people are the enemy Remy: I can’t even see you hating all the way down there Jobe: I will tie your shoelaces together and you won’t even know until it’s too late.

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The Demons Have Misplaced Their God - Part 2

“Get us out, get us out, get us out!” Harley’s screeching was not, in fact, helping, but he seemed to think it was.

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Harley: I’m ignoring you Brian: Harley: I said I’m ignoring you! Brian: Harley: Don’t ignore me ignoring you!

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Remy: Brian, how could you spend our money like this? Brian, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside Remy, they need this.

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Nate: The fact that I am considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.

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Harley: Why are you like this? Remy: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.

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Nate: Make sure you put on sunscreen! Remy: Nah, I don’t need any. Nate: Nate: You think you’re stronger than the sun? Nate: The fucking sun?

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Internet: Would you slap your sibling for $1.5 million? Jobe: I would slap Nate for looking at me.