#tsarbucks

[huluhooping]

damn, jesus a savage

[starfuckscafeoriginal]

You're already staring at the stars, but we could be rose gold.

[notlifesupport]

Tsarbucks

Like Starbucks but like with the ghosts of tsars hovering around people’s drinks and cleaning up trash in an old Victorian house with chandeliers and detailed marble.

“Hello, welcome to Tsarbucks. I’m Nicholas. How may I help you?”

“May I have the grande American coffee?”

“What the fuck did you just say, you filthy American?”

[trans-road-warrior]

Some guy in front of me was going on and on about how he didn't want to use his own name and yet didn't know what to call himself. Five minutes later they call this out and he's all like "You can DO that?" I mean... yeah?

[awoltees-blog]

Russia’s favourite coffee shop.

Get yours at https://goo.gl/gi3KLo

[starfuckscafeoriginal]

Congrats you guys. You've made it through the day, the week, almost the year, and you have made it this far in your life and that is amazing. I am so so proud of you and all that you do to get through each day healthy and alive. You guys impress me every day with your strength and your amazing selves. I know that the last few days and weeks have been super rough for so many of you with the holidays but you have made it through and that is something to be proud of. No matter what, your life, your fight, your feelings, y o u, are valid and important. Even when you find it difficult to believe, never forget that.

[blueflamingosoup]

Puns

What do you call a russian coffee store TSARBUCKS

[idaholy]

Hi let’s all acknowledge me thank you