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“then perish” Bernard meme for all of your “can you believe this shit” needs (source)

another meme from the vault that I never posted (point of origin: october 18th, 2018)

#for all of you who remember then perish Obama meme: you are my people #fun game! what bs is Scott saying that has earned this glare: GO #I’ll go first: ‘the Santa Clauses got renewed for a season 2!’#the santa clause #the santa clauses #bernard the elf #bernard the head elf #tscshitpost

Can’t believe I never posted this one when I made it way back in like 2017 but here IT IS NOW (and was very much the vibe when Bernard finally went off on all the Santas in The Santa Clauses episode 5)

#I say finally because it felt overdue #push him harder bman #he’s just like me fr with his semi loathing of Scott in spite of being fond of him #the santa clauses #the santa clause #tscshitpost #bernard the elf #bernard the head elf #scott calvin

Scott/Santa in TSC2: hrnghh Charlie I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Toy Soldiers

#this is my first shitpost in a long while but here you go interwebs and tunglr #tscshitpost #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #scott calvin #my post #shittyelfwriter

Bernard: I’ll ship The List to your house

Scott: WHAT list??

Bernard: come on...The List

Scott:

Bernard: this is so sad Alexa play Santa Claus is Coming To Town

#this is so dumb i was laughing while typing it out #the santa clause #this is from tsc1 specifically #this is so sad alexa play despacito #the santa clause 2 #tscshitpost #shittyelfwriter #bernard the elf #bernard the arch elf #scott calvin

“Santa, I don’t feel so good”

#this is mandatory memeing and you know it #i HAD to do it to him #infinity war meme #disintegration meme #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #bernard the elf #bernard the head elf #bernard the arch elf #tscshitpost #my post #shittyelfwriter

“Bernard deserved better than being completely cut out of the narrative by The Santa Clause 3,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands David Krumholtz himself.

#they totally erased him by saying scott gave charlie the snowglobe #heck outta my respect bernard home #the third movie would have done better with him in it and thats that on that #merry christmas you guys!#the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #david krumholtz #bernard the elf #bernard the arch elf #my post #shittyelfwriter #tsc shitpost #tscshitpost #bernardtheelf

what would have been if Bernard had been in the Santa Clause 3

#u know bernard would have tolerated zero (0) of jack’s shenanigans #there would have been a lecture at some point #the secret of the escape clause would not have been spilled #i could go on and on #thank u dani for the jack pic i was having a hard time finding one so bless u #the santa clause #the santa clause 3 #bernard the elf #tsc shitpost #shittyelfwriter #tscshitpost #bernardtheelf

Them: Jack Frost is an evil bad guy in The Santa Clause 3! I bet he did even worse things than just try to become Santa! He’s a stone cold killer who doesn’t deserve the redemption arc he was ultimately given! He’s probably went back to being evil right after the movie ended! He’s probably frozen right now and back to his old ways! The worst of the worst!

Me: *wise, realizing that people want a scapegoat when there was more than one person at fault in the movie to begin with, and that Jack’s redemption was not only wholesome, but probably took more time afterward to fully redeem himself*

#thats that on that #im tired of seeing this bullshit around #jack frost #the santa clause 3 #tscshitpost #shittyelfwriter #the santa clause

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