#tsh memes

[caffeinatedrottersblog]

Bitches dont even ask for a cigarette anymore they just hit you with the "a morbid longing picturesque at all costs" and boom half your pack is gone.

[nox-lucida]

"I asked chatGPT" well I asked Henry Winter and he was quite startled. He said “No,” and put down his fork.

[catbayunthestoryteller]

Henry trying the milkshake Bunny liked after killing him:

[vinylfawn]

. ° ✦ — 🕰 ˙ ₊ ⊹

don't even try and act like charles macaulay wouldn't abuse the hell out of saying "wasn't planning on drinking tonight but i miss bunny corcoran like a mf" and the remaining members of the greek class wouldn't abuse the hell out of staring him down for even mentioning it in a crowded bar

[animamcontinere]

I gave him Bunny’s ghost as a pet

[coralsdemar]

francis when henry said he found gucci “grand”

[awihog]

the plot of the secret history is basically bunny picks his nose and eats it wide in the open and everyone in the classics group hates him for it but everyone in the rest of the world is like "wow what a cool dude idc if he picks his nose and eats it" and richard who also picks his nose and eats it sees the way the classics group reacts to this so he swears to never pick his nose and eat it in front of them, and then we learn that it's only henry who despises when people pick their nose and eat it and that charles camilla and francis also pick their nose and eat it but they don't know that everyone else does so they hide it desperately and henry's like "well bunny picks his nose and eats it so I think we should kill him" and everybody else, terrified that if they objected henry would kill them for picking their nose and eating it agrees and richard thinks he's literally the only one who does that until one by one he discovers that everyone else does it. the final plot twist is that henry has been a certified nose picking eater since day one but refuses to believe he is one because julian told him that it was wrong and then he kills himself.

[book-connoisseur]

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”