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Tomorrow!

I’ll be dropping all manner of Shakespeare knowledge on Club Congress!

Did you know that Shakespeare invented words? Did you know that he invented worlds?? Did you know that he was a lover??? Did you know that he had great admiration for Danny “Too Old for This Ship” Glover????

The only way to learn THE TRUTH about Willy “the Spear” is to go on the Beer with the Bard pub crawl!

See you tomorrow, right?

Right?

Oh, dammit, Sheila, don’t do this. Not in front of my friends like that. Because I’m trying to tell them something important.

They’re important to me, Sheila! My Slideshow Fairytales are VERY important to me!

Because I’m an artist, Sheila!

I can’t believe you just said that.

Yeah, well, maybe you should go stay with your mother!

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Slideshow Fairytales is very pleased to be participating in the second annual Beer with the Bard, a Shakespeare pub crawl presented by the Tucson Fringe Festival.  

Join Catfish Baruni as he presents the short “Willpower: The Immortal Bard: A Life Treading the Boards: William Shakespeare: A Biography,” the first in a new series of “Slideshow FairyBio(graphy)tales,” at one of the stops along the crawl.  Learn all the things you didn’t know you didn’t know about The Bard.

There will be two tours: one beginning at 1:00PM and another beginning at 1:45PM.

Saturday, April 23rd Downtown Tucson/4th Avenue

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Oh no. I hope this isn’t an omen…

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Countdown: 05 days until T.B.D.

Raffi, am I right?

Until I’m able to make my dream come true and adapt the Raffi catalog for Slideshow Fairytales, we’ll all just have to make do with T.B.D.

P.S. Anyone know where I can get warts frozed off before Friday? Asking for a friend.

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Countdown: se7en days until T.B.D.

With only se7en days left until the 2016 Tucson Fringe Festival opens, I’m constantly being inundated with questions like, “What’s in the box?” I assume that they meant what’s in the black box theatre, i.e. what’s in T.B.D? Now obviously I don’t want to give anything away, but I decided to preview this blockbuster show to my good friend, Morgan Freedman. He concluded that “The show [T.B.D.] is a fine piece, and worth laughing at… I agree with the second part. And the first part. Well, both parts really. Go see this show!”

Thanks, Morgan!

Put it on your calendars, guys, and don’t miss out on discovering what is in that box! —– https://www.facebook.com/events/949535258435818/

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The big show for the 2016 Tucson Fringe Festival is just right around the corner (assuming that you keep your corners at a distance of three weeks)!

If you’re having reservations about attending (or inviting others to attend), please keep in mind that I’m funnier than I am pretty.

But, with that said, I’m still pretty pretty.

You can RSVP to the show on Facebook HERE.

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Did you miss the origin story of Slideshow Fairytales at last night’s birthday party for Tucson Fringe Festival? Here’s Catfish Baruni yelling “Fuck you, IMDb” on account of their criminally low rating for the classic film, Disorderlies.

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You guys!

Tomorrow I'm going to drop some gawdamn knowledge about the Bard via Slideshow Fairytales!  You should definitely be there to see what I've cooked  up. 

Degas will be there! She's going on the 1:45 tour! Go on that one! Ask her if she's written any interesting articles lately. Or don't! Just smile at her from across the room. That's fine, too. I mean, Jesus, don't be a creep about it or anything.