#tumblinwithdesty

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “(starves bc my roommate is in the kitchen and nobody likes each other...”

man thats so shitty im sorry its turned out that way

ITS FINE......... well no its shit but ON THE PLUS SIDE it means next year no matter what is gonna be an improvement omg

[sybbi]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post: [[MOR] I was having a good Friday but then it...

CONGRATS! youll be fine if anything im more likely to trip in june when i have to do it

Thank you so much. ;o; I went for a little drive to clear my head and I’m feeling much better. If I can manage to not flub my shit then you definitely won’t! 

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “the new m&s christmas advert made me cry because im an emotional wreck”

dont watch the john lewis one the emotional blackmail is strong this season

honestly like.... the john lewis one was cute?? but it didnt affect me much lmao. possibly because im not a huge dog person??

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “sometimes people tell me their bra sizes and i just look at them and...”

ive literally had someone tell me they are a H and me and some girls looked and went...nah closer to a B for sure. and thats a lot of padding even with the padding a D at best

for me its always the opposite like girls who are around the same size as me if not possibly bigger are like ‘yeah im a D cup’ and im like...... ARE U SURE

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “i made spaghetti carbonara for dinner and it actually WENT REALLY WELL...”

make your sauce out of single cream and an egg jobs a goodun. congrats on your apparent cooking skills

MINE WAS SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLICATED THO i made some bacon first to chop up and then in that pan i fried the bacon in i fried some super fine onion and garlic and then in a measuring jug i put in an egg yolk and some cream, then grated cheddar + parmesan + some salt + pepper THEN i put the pasta in the pan with the onion and garlic, took it off the heat and then mixed the sauce in with the bacon. it was a v tricky manoeuvre 

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “its like, god, can you imagine that there was ever a time i wasnt ill?...”

oh dear. how long you had it now? might be an idea to see a doctor get some antibiotics cause it may be a chest infection

it’s legit only been like 3/4 days lmao i’m just very dramatic

i always get hit by colds really badly because when i was younger i DID have a chest infection and now my body just freaks out any time im a bit sniffly. new people i meet who havent seen me ill before always think im dying of whooping cough in winter bc it sounds so bad and im like... nope. this is just my life. welcome

[sexybritishllama]

happy birthday Eloise. hope its a good day :)

thank youuuuUUUU

[sexybritishllama]

tumblinwithdesty replied to your post “IM OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE UK!!!!!”

quick buy some lucozade

mate im already ahead of you my mum met me at the airport and one of the first things she did was give me a bottle of lucozade