A(n in)Comprehensive Review of My Visit to Hal Turingtested
The drive up: Was stuck behind a car with a middle finger decal. The car was painted alternating pink and black squares like the unloaded mine craft block texture. An extremely powerful portent of things to come. 🖕/10
Pets: SO MANY 100/10 (I am particularly fond of Blondie, whose giant soulful eyes almost make up for his foot fetish, and Midnight, who is a giant lab mix and reminds me of my dogs!) 🐱/10
His room: The walls are covered in art, letters from followers, and excellent objects like a gameboy broken in two and a vintage Hannah Montana birthday banner. The blankets for the bed are: 1. A herd of horses running thru a field, 2. A giant HS heart symbol that makes it look like a fucking questbed. 🐎/10
@turing-tested: He's exactly as funny and interesting irl as online, and (not to be tender on main or anything) is one of the kindest people I've ever met. I am incredibly glad I got to hang out with him, and looking forward to having to write another review sometime soon. 💖💕/10
Overall rating: 9/10, only because we did not play minecraft together. Yet. Also because at one point he informed me "Your skull is hot" (temperature-wise rather than attractive-wise, thank goodness) and I feel that requires at least one point be lost >:3
