Turkanne Meme
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Neither of them? Turkey is too chill and Anne only really yells in an argument if she’s being manipulative or something and I don’t think that’s her first angle in an argument with Turkey
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Fuck if I know
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Like I really just don’t picture any of their current arguments getting to that place?
Who trashes the house?
Anne would, sorry
How often do they argue/disagree?
Uhhh I’m not really sure? Now that they’re like together their vibe is really different?
Who is the first to apologise?
Now THAT is hard??? Like they stayed in a perpetual fight for YEARS over something they ended up squashing in one conversation i
Sex:
Who has the strangest desires?
Turkey?
Any kinks?
Definitely, they’re dirty lil freaks
Who’s dominant in bed?
Turkey
Is head ever in the equation?
For sure
If so, who is better at performing it?
Honestly I don’t knooow! I feel like Anne has a lot of practice (just avoiding fucking Chad a lot) but Turkey aint a slouch either?
Ever had sex in public?
NOW WHY WAS I GONNA SAY NO! They literally fucked in the Charming’s library
Who moans the most?
Anne
Who leaves the most marks?
Anne
Who screams the loudest?
Turkey screaming is funny to meee
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Could not begin to guess
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
Boooth
Rough or soft?
Uh depends
How long do they usually last?
Um a decent amount?
Is protection used?
Absolutely, Anne does have a boyfriend after all
Does it ever get boring?
Impossible
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Idk, is there even such a thing as strangest when it comes to Turkey?
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
Not at the moment, Anne has a boyfriend
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
Twins would b funny
Who is the favorite parent?
Turkey
Who is the authoritative parent?
Anne
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Turkey
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
Turkey, Anne’s relationship with food is way too weird
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Both of them
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Turkey, Anne wouldn’t make it inside if the school has metal detectors
Who changes the diapers?
Turkey or a Nanny
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Anne
Who spends the most time with the children?
Turkey?
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Anne would send them with money to buy it
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
Anne, but either of them would get through it just fine
Who cleans up after the kids?
Maids
Who worries the most?
Anne, obviously
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Anne
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
Anne, it’s such a sharp contrast to how intense she is that it’s kewt
Who is the little spoon?
Anne
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Both of them
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Turkey
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Not long cuz it’s only Uncomfortable because they’re horny
Who gives the most kisses?
Idk feels like a tie
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Weed
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Idk
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
Uhh
How often do they get time to themselves?
A decent amountish
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?
Neither??
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
Uhh together if they have the time but usually separate
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Cozy
Who talks in their sleep?
Probably Anne
What do they wear to bed?
Anne wears silk nighties at home or with Chad and Turkey’s shirts when she’s with him. Idk what Turney would wear
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
Anne occasionally
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
Yeah
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Idk
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Anne, her hair is soo long
Who wakes up first?
Anne, if she’s with Turkey that means she has to leave soon
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
I feel like Turkey WOULD but Anne would take like A bite and then leave so he doesn’t
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Idk spooning?
Who hogs the sheets?
Anne
Do they set an alarm each night?
Anne has to
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
???
Who has nightmares?
Anne
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Obviously Turkey
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Turkey?
Who makes the bed?
Turkey???
What time is bed time?
Who knows
Any routines/rituals before bed?
No?
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Anne
Work:
They’re both in school and idc
Home:
They don’t live together and Anne is a princess anyway so it’s irrelevant
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
No
How many cars do they own?
Two?
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Anne lives somewhere with Ruby probably and Turkey has an apartment with a roomie
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
idk
Do they live in the city or in the country?
Idk
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Probably
What’s their song?
I’ll Come Running Back To You by the Soul Stirrers
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Live their lives
Where did they first meet?
ASU
How did they first meet?
They shared a class and Anne started dating Turkey for homework help
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
Anne
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Anne
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
I think they both would
Any mental issues?
Heck yeah
Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?
Neither but Anne would kill them
Their favourite place?
Idk
Who pays the bills?
They pay their own
Do they have any fears for their future?
A lot.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Honestly fancy dinner would give Anne ptsd if she knew in advance because him standing her up for one is why they broke up
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Anne, because she’s an asshole
Who’s the tallest?
Turkey
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Anne, Turkey runs the risk of getting stabbed if he surprise jumped in on her.
Who wanders around in their underwear?
uhhh Turkey???
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Anne, unfortunately the Rapunzel genes jump out sometimes
What do they tease each other about?
Anything
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Anne
Do they have mutual friends?
No, in fact Anne hates Turkey’s best friend
Who crushed first?
Turkey? I guess? Which made him an easy mark
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
Lmao
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
Uhh Anne, drunk isn’t really Turkey’s vibe
Who swears the most?
Who knows