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How long will they last? - I’m not sure, really. I’m also not sure how you’d be able to tell when it ends, because Miette would still flirt and Cilan would still be civil. Their’s isn’t a lifelong romance, I’d bet on that.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Relatively quickly; I think all the flirting, showmanship, and proud-to-haughty declarations of talent passing between them just built up to affection.
How was their first kiss? - Interesting. Because Cilan would want to make a romantic moment out of it, while Miette would probably want to steal a kiss at a particularly embarrassing amusing time. Money down, she’d probably beat him to the punch.
Wedding: No wedding for these two. Even if they did last, that’s too much commitment for Miette.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Who is on top? - Cilan. And sometimes, that’s on his suggestion.
Who is the one to instigate things? - It’s more even than you might think.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? How long do they normally last? Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? How rough are they in bed? - Let’s put it this way - a PG-13 movie wouldn’t have much issue suggesting what they get up to, but they have very...individual notions of what constitutes a kink or a satisfying experience.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children: Once again, not my thing.
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Who does the most cooking? - This is the most competitive aspect of their relationship. They’ll have Pokemon battles sometimes to claim dibs on the kitchen for the evening.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - They’re both picky. Not necessarily over what kinds of food are used, but how they’re prepared. It’s a challenge for them to find a dish outside the other’s comfort zone that they’ll like.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Joint effort.
How often do they bake desserts? - Miette’s got the upper hand on this one; she does most of the baking.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They’re mutual exclusive? The salad comes before the meal.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - It’s not much of a surprise if it’s a fundamental tenant of their relationship.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Seeing as how Cilan’s family owns a restaurant/Gym, who needs to go out? On the rare occasions they need a break from their own cooking, his brothers are right there.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - They’re both offended that you’d even suggest they’d be capable of such a disaster.
Who cleans the room? - Cilan.
Who is really against chores? - Neither’s against it; Miette’s the more likely to blow them off, just to be a pest.
Who cleans up after the pets? - As always with this meme, Pokemon aren’t pets; they’re both diligent about Center visits and outings.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither. They’re both too tidy to abide that.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Cilan by technicality; he’ll work harder to prepare and have higher expectations for guests, but “stress” is a strong word.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Miette. That’s how her luck goes.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Cilan. He gets carried away singing in the shower.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Again, Pokemon aren’t pets. See the answer under chores.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every major holiday, in exquisite detail.
What are their goals for the relationship? - I imagine it’s the first actual, formal relationship for both of them, so they’re both just seeing what it’s like.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither of them’s a late sleeper.
Who plays the most pranks? - Proper pranks aren’t up her alley, but Miette’s definitely the one more likely to tease, tweak, needle, provoke, pester, and/or rile up.
