#turntechtimehero

[caliginousadvocate]

turntechtimehero started bugging you

crap its one a you people

can you please just turn your ass around an leavve

im sure youll do it if you vvalue the fact your pan is mounted on your shoulders

[theclaretknight]

come and dance

Karkat was perfectly happy to just sit at one of the many tables at the nightclub that Dave had somehow coerced him into going to. He still wasn’t entirely sure how that happened. But he was perfectly happy sipping a Coke and watching other people get intimate with one another.

He squeaked in surprise as Dave suddenly dragged him out onto the dance floor. The light pulsed and the music boomed deep in his chest. It made Karkat’s head spin and made him feel slightly disoriented.

"Dave! Dave, I really can’t dance. Stop! I’m going to step on all your fucking toes. I can’t dance! Goddammit Dave." Karkat protested weakly as he was tugged to and fro.

[enlightenedlalonde]

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Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[text]: Eyyy Stirder boy what aare you up to ronight ;o wonk

[heiroftheair]

Taking a Stroll {closed rp}

You were packing up for another excursion out into your forest when you came across a slight roadblock. You're out of pencils. Dang, time to go to the city.

It's not that you don't like going to the city, it just doesn't feel the same as the woods. More people, more noise, the smell of exhaust.. 

You put on a shirt and pack your knapsack with a spare shirt, a sketchbook, pencil sharpener, and a few dollars from your secret stash before leaving, flying down to the forest floor where a large coat is waiting for you. You put it on carefully, concealing your wings, along with a beanie cap to cover the rest of your feathers.

After a 20 minute walk, you're in the city. You were rather familiar with the small part of the city you're in, and only because you never go anywhere else except the general store for sketchbooks and pencils.

[0101010001010100]

turntechtimehero started following you

Number 360 is finally here to remind me that I wanted to get into greeting posts again. So, hello, my name is Hal and this is me getting back into business. I have a long trench coat and a weird hat and everything. You wanna buy some greeting posts, kid? I swear they're pure. Best shit you could get 'round these parts. Walter White approved and all.

[tonelessglissando]

turntechtimehero replied to your post:turntechtimehero replied to your photo:prime...

hey uh i know we dont know each other that well but my couch is always open to other mes

ill keep that in mind

i think im ok for now though im just

laying in my bed

[tonelessglissando]

turntechtimehero replied to your photo:prime selfie moment

dang

yeah

[conceivedbycancer]

ANNND THAT'S ME FALLING BEHIND ON GREETING POSTS TO THE POINT WHERE, YET AGAIN, I'M FORCED TO WRITE MORE THAN ONE IN ORDER TO INCLUDE EVERYONE LIKE THE WONDERFULLY CORDIAL LITTLE SHIT THAT I AM. HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END, PLEASE, FOR I'M SURE THERE'LL BE PLENTY TO GO AROUND.

THAT YOU'RE TAGGED HERE MEANS THAT FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU'VE IGNORED THE COUNTLESS SIGNS TELLING YOU THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY FOLLOWING THIS BLOG BESIDES INNUMEROUS WORDS THAT MEAN ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT TO ANYONE AND/OR NOTHING BEYOND THAT THAT'S DEEMABLE AS WORTH THE TIME IT TAKES TO READ.

SO YOU KNOW, THANKS OR WHATEVER AND WELCOME TO THE BLOG. SOME OF YOU ARE A LITTLE MORE FAMILIAR THAN OTHERS, I GUESS. I'M KARKAT VANTAS. YOU ARE?