Feb 18, 2025
MIKEY: If Raph were a plushie
MIKEY:
Y/N: lol 😆
LEO: Spot on 😅🤣
DONNIE: 😅🤣😂😂😂😂...oh, now I've got to pee.
RAPH: I hate all yous-guys.
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MIKEY: If Raph were a plushie
MIKEY:
Y/N: lol 😆
LEO: Spot on 😅🤣
DONNIE: 😅🤣😂😂😂😂...oh, now I've got to pee.
RAPH: I hate all yous-guys.
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Y/N: This is Raph and Mikey
Leo: lol
Donnie: accurate
Mikey: When can I pick up the money? 💰💰💰
Raph: Da Fuck?
Raph: why ya throwing me under da bus? Why ain't dat Leo or Don?
Y/N: Leo? Really? You want to go there?
Raph: fine. Ya right, Mista Stick in da mud wouldn't go. But, come on, it could be Don.
Y/N: Donnie wouldn't need to borrow money from me. His tech skills can get him any funds he needs.
Donnie: again, accurate.
Mikey: Hey, Don, can I borrow some money 💰 🤑?
Leo: Mikey, you're not going to a strip club.
Mikey: aw, come on Leo, why not?
Leo: *sigh* Y/N, see what you started?
Y/N: sorry Leonardo 😞
RAPH: just play wit it
Y/N: RAPHAEL!!!!
MIKEY: hehehe
LEO: Raph!
RAPH: what?
DONNIE: TBF, he's not wrong.
RAPH: see!
LEO: Donnie that's not the point, Raph knows the rules and he needs to apologize.
MIKEY: I do that to mine all the time.
LEO: not now Mikey!
RAPH: I ain't apologizing fer shit, it's true.
RAPH:
Y/N: OMG, seriously? Raph does your mind ever leave the gutter?
DONNIE: Technically, no. Figuratively? Also no.
Y/N: good grief
MIKEY: Dudes, your gonna get us in trouble again. I can't take another 12 hours in the hashi on an empty stomach.
Y/N: 12hrs?!
RAPH: Yeah, tattle-tell Leo told Master Splinter that we weren't treatin' ya "like a lady" and it cost us our game night out wit' Casey.
Y/N: oh, I'm sorry, that makes me sad. 😓😢
LEO: Thanks. Raph. Now, she's sad.
LEO: Y/N, I'm on my way baby to lend you my broad shoulders. *see ya later guys*
DONNIE: 🫨😲😵💫😵💫😵💫
MIKEY: ohhhhhh dannggggggg
RAPH: that son-of-a..
>>>Y/N closes IMs<<
<<<<THUD>>>>
LEO: What was that?
LEO: Raph?
RAPH: What? WHY is gotta be me? Ya need to ask our resident mad scientist.
DONNIE: It wasn't me. I'm safely tucked in bed, sexting with Y/N.
DONNIE: 🍆
LEO: 🤨
RAPH: 🤢🤮
MIKEY: It was my pants 👖 hitting the floor
LEO: That sounded a little loud for just pants.
MIKEY: I was in them.
RAPH: 🤣🤣🤣
LEO: 😒😶
DONNIE: [explicit turtle penis picture]
DONNIE: Oops, wrong thread 😳
LEO: 🤢🫣
RAPH: aw, fuck. Thanks dumbass I wuz eatin' 🤮🤮🤮
MIKEY: D must have dropped his pants too.
Raph:
Y/N: Raph, that's the 100th time you've sent me that meme and, for the 100th time, I completely agree but I'm not having sex with you.
Raph: why not?
Y/N: you and I wouldn't match well in bed.
Raph: you have a hole dat needs fillin and I'm a hole fillin machine.
Donnie: Wait, Wait, wait.....
Donnie: okay, I've got my popcorn 🍿, proceed.
Mikey: uh...I just heard a cuss word from the meditation corner.
Donnie: Sh, Mikey, this is my favorite part.
Y/N: Raph, you're hot, I'll admit that but...
Raph: no buts...unless you're offering me yers 😈😈😈
Y/N: Raph. Big boy, it's just not going to happen.
Y/N: I need a connection, to feel safe. To reach my highest peaks, I need someone safe that I can count on in the free-fall.
Raph: I'm safe!
Y/N: 🫤
Raph: I am!
Donnie: just last week I had to fish ball bearings out of your nostrils because some fitness guru online convinced you that you could "pump up your nostril muscles by breathing the heavy balls in and out", yeah you are real safe.
Mikey: hehehe heavy balls
Raph: D, stay outta dis
Donnie: then don't put it in the group chat, genius.
Raph: Y/N, ignore his scrawny ass, so we doin it or what?
Y/N: no Raph. 😒
Raph: you know you want dis. All dis hot, hard, turtle drillin ya into da bed.
Mikey: code violent blue, repeat, VIOLENT BLUE
Y/N: Mikey, I think you mean violet blue
Donnie: no. He's gotta it right.
Y/N: ?
Donnie: it the code we've given for when Leo marches through the lair towards Raph's room with a murderous look in his eyes.
Donnie: I hear the action starting without me. Can't let my popcorn go to waste, got to watch the show. TTYL.
Y/N: *sigh* smh.
Raph: Hey, Y/N...
Raph:
Mikey: ah, man, it's on my screen too! Gross.
Donnie: *sigh* 🙄😒
Leo: Raph!
Leo: Apologize.
Leo: NOW!
Y/N: it's okay Leo.
Leo: No, it isn't.
Y/N: It is. He's frustrated and acting out.
Y/N:
Raph: Hey! I get my fair share.
Y/N: uh huh.
Donnie:
Y/N: LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 💀 😅
Mikey: hehehe
Raph: Fuck you D
Donnie: Sorry, but I prefer experienced partners.
Y/N: 🤣🤣🤣🫠..Donnie, you're the best.
Raph: keep it up twig dick and I'll beat yer ass.
Donnie:
Raph: Dat's it!
Y/N: I can't breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don, everyone is short to you.
Mikey: uh oh!
Mikey: whoa...
Mikey: Don can really run fast.
Leo: Y/N, we'll chat later. I've got to go play referee.
Mikey: Leo. Uh... Hurry. I don't think Donnie is supposed to bend this way.
Y/N: *sigh* TTYL