#tv-14

[devourrspirits]

[arts-studios-official]

“Living for Numskulls”

A dark comedy(?) series with short episodes involving an undead guy (or various undead characters) experiencing different events of simple life, including breathing, communicating, and even falling in love, all under the voiceover of a “guiding” narrator.

Rated TV-PG-DLSV/10+.

(May occasionally be TV-14/14+.)

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[iproverb]

― This Is Us S05E09: The Ride

Kevin: Madison. Will you marry me?

Madison: Yeah.

[incorrect-life-of-me]

the umbrealla academys champagne problems

luther: monkey, got sent to the moon diego: falls in love to fast allison: mom, bad bitch kluas: nothing is wrong with him, well homo five: got stuck in time, obsessed with the apocalypse ben: dead vanya: homo

[netflixia]

The Umbrella Academy - Season 2 is Streaming

(2019-20) TV-14 - [Seasons 1-2]

Reunited by their father’s death, estranged siblings with extraordinary powers uncover shocking family secrets – and a looming threat to humanity.

Season 2 trailer || Add/Watch on Netflix

[tinkerbellbleu]

The Ties That Bind: S1E2 - Cold Comfort

Chapter Three - Her Name Is Alice

*****

I'd just fallen back asleep to the sounds of 'I Dream of Jeannie' and the occasional faint snore from the other bed when a very specific sound jerked me right back awake, one I was all too familiar with. You know the noise someone makes right before they throw up? That gross gagging deep in the back of the throat? Yeah. That. Ew.

On my feet before my eyes were all the way open, I managed to make it to the bed in time to get Sam rolled over and aimed toward the trash can. Well, mostly in time. Dude is heavy as fuck and not the easiest to move without a little cooperation. At least he missed the bed. "...shit."

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." Or at least I'm guessing that's what Sam was saying. Between hiccups, vomiting, and slurred words, it wasn't the easiest to make out. I'd had a lot of experience, though, the kind you can only get when you grow up with a schizophrenic, drug-addicted mother and about a million hours of babysitting. Hell, I probably had as much translation time as your average dentist at that point.

I can also definitively say that sick kids are easy. Hell, even drunk adults are easy. Drunk, sick adults the size of The Jolly Green Giant getting white-girl wasted and sobbing into their pillow? Not as easy.

"It's okay, Sasquatch, I'll clean it all up when you're done." Careful to avoid the mess, I perched on the edge of the bed, ignoring my own personal bubble issues to rub his back while he threw up in between sobs. Poor guy was a mess, and who could blame him? Anyone would be in his situation. ...also, seriously, the fuck had they been drinking? Even half-digested and regurgitated, the smell of cheap whiskey was strong enough to make my head swim.

"I-I can't-" And more vomit. Jesus Christ. And no way I could get Dean up to help, he hadn't so much as twitched in spite of Sam puking his guts up six inches away from him. Grand.

Pasting on a smile, I ignored the tightness starting in my own chest, squashing the little voice in my head telling me it was time to get away before I ended up with a full-blown panic attack. Those are always fun. ...wait, no, what's the opposite of fun? Because that. "Come on, Stretch, let's get you into the bathroom and get you cleaned up."

*****

The Ties That Bind is a Supernatural series rewrite starting from the first episode, Woman in White. With an OC that brings her own story arcs and issues, it adds a new dimension to an old favorite. 

You can find me as TinkerbellBleu on FFNet and Ao3. New chapters every Wednesday and Saturday.