scisaac & 'i was unaware that there was an organized zombie crawl going on and i didn't realize you were in a costume and i screamed in your face because i truly thought i was facing a zombie invasion' au?
i never actually knew what zombie walks were and that they were a real thing until now! thanks for this prompt!
Isaac reluctantly pulled back his sheets, swinging his feet out of bed before he could think about it. He groaned when he opened his curtains, rubbing at the sleep from his eyes in the harsh light. Slowly, he showered, not bothering to comb his hair and all but fell out of the front door. He’d been sick for days, and even though he could feel the remnants of a cold, he felt a whole lot better than the previous week, and decided to make the most of it. Locking the door behind him, he squinted into the bright morning light, doing a double take. There were zombies everywhere. All along the street, milling around, mumbling and groaning quietly. One was covered in blood; the other had a knife impaled in its chest but was still moving, slowly shuffling along. He scrambled for his keys, tripping over his porch steps and hastily bolted the door, sliding down it into a crouch. Fuck fuck fuck. He’d been ill for so long, he’d missed the zombie apocalypse. He knew he should’ve checked his phone. He peeked through the curtains on the side of his window. Zombies had filled his street now, and some were making their way across lawns, just a few houses down from his. Shit, what did he do? He jumped up, racing to the kitchen to grab a knife and sat on his bottom step, trying to think. How had this happened? He jerked in shock when the doorbell rang. What the hell kind of zombies rang the doorbell? Hesitantly, Isaac looked around the curtain. A zombie was looking back at him. He had dark, blackish-purpley lips and a wound across one eye and wavy dark hair. Isaac screamed, tripping backwards from the window. The zombie screamed back in shock, then caught himself, eyes crinkling in laughter.
“Holy crap, man, sorry to scare you, jeez, you made me jump!” The zombie said. His voice didn’t sound hellish, or raspy or zombie-like at all. In fact, he sounded good-natured and surprised. Isaac narrowed his eyes suspiciously, brandishing the kitchen knife.
“Don’t come any closer!” Isaac said, waving it around a bit. He’d always thought zombies were supposed to be a bit brainless, but this one seemed to be more in control. The zombie’s eyes widened and he stepped back in shock, hands in the air defeselessly.
“Whoa, dude, I know some people are super anti-gay but you don’t have to get violent,” the zombie said through the window, voice muffled slightly. Isaac’s brow furrowed in confusion. Apparently, this zombie was also social-minded too.
“Just – I won’t use this if you leave now,” Isaac said, as sternly as he could. “I’m sure I’m not even that tasty – look at me, I’m all bones and no meat. You wouldn’t want to eat me.” The zombie just looked at him for a moment.
“Look man!” The zombie said, looking angry now. Oh no, maybe Isaac shouldn’t have been aggressive. He tried to brace himself, awkwardly holding the knife in both hands. “We might be different, and we might be a minority, but we mean no one any harm. Jesus Christ, we’re not cannibals.”
Isaac blinked at him. “But you’re a zombie. I thought… that eating people was what you do.”
The zombie looked even more confused. “What are you talking about?”
“What are you talking about?” Isaac retorted, shuffling his stance slightly. Oh god, if this zombie did decide to eat his brains, he was done for. He barely knew how to use the knife for cutting up vegetables, let alone for killing undead monsters.
“We’re here to promote LGBTQIA rights,” the zombie said. “My buddy organised a zombie walk to raise awareness. It’s just a door-to-door thing; I’ve even got a leaflet!” The zombie waved a pamphlet proudly. Isaac squinted at him.
The zombie stared at him. “Do you want the leaflet or not?” Isaac shuffled, frowning at the zombie, clearing his throat awkwardly. He opened his door slowly, still holding his knife in one hand, watching the zombie hesitantly. The guy just handed him the paper watching his knife wearily, and started to turn away. Isaac looked at it, and choked in surprise. Oh god. He laughed embarrassedly, running a hand through his hair. The zombie had rejoined the group and was now talking to another, who turned to glare at him, patting the other guy on the shoulder. Oh crap, Isaac had probably scared the dude. He sighed, and jogged after them. The zombie – no wait, he wasn’t an actual zombie – the guy turned when he heard footsteps, eyes closing off when he saw it was Isaac. He winced guiltily.
“Uh, I just wanted to say sorry.. I – uh…there’s no non-embarrassing way to say this, but,” he looked at his feet, mumbling, “I kinda thought you were real zombies.” He refused to look up at the guy. “That’s why I had the knife – I really didn’t mean to frighten you, or anything,” he said, laughing nervously. The guy was staring at him when Isaac raised his head, and smiled slowly. Even with the make-up, it made him look adorable; cute dimples appearing in his cheeks, eyes twinkling and face lighting up. Surprisingly, he wasn’t laughing at him.
“Oh, no!” He said, reaching out to touch Isaac’s arm gently, as if concerned. “I am so sorry if I scared you- I thought I’d just shocked you through the window, I didn’t actually think –“ he broke off, and now he sounded embarrassed.
“No, what, you don’t need to be sorry,” Isaac told him. “It was my mistake – and anyway, I was the one with the knife.”
“Well, I was the one with the flesh-eating tendencies. Supposedly,” the guy said, grinning wickedly. Isaac snorted awkwardly and started to walk backwards towards his house, shoving his hands in his pockets. The guy placed a hand on his arm, and Isaac looked at him questioningly. The guy seemed to be blushing under the face paint, but said, “Um, maybe after this would you maybe like to go out for a drink? Unless you really are anti-gay, in which case shame on you, and all that…stuff.” The guy shifted his weight from one foot to the other. “Sorry, I’m really bad at the whole asking someone out kind of thing.”
Isaac smiled. “Nah, I think you did a pretty good job.”