Apr 10
Brah I have shit so many times today what is going on in my gut 💩
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Brah I have shit so many times today what is going on in my gut 💩
I feel like I should be able to talk about my dump like EVERYONE dookies it brings us all together 💔
I have to sleep cuz its a school night but I CANT CUZ IM POOPING STILL 💔
I’ve always been regular but as of late my sh!ts have been absolutely enormous bro whaaaaat is going on lmao does this mean I’m losing weight hahahhahaa
Gratitude list
Grateful for -a home I can be proud of -patient partner that stuck around -accessing unconditional love despite my splitting -strong water pressure 💦💦💦💦 -my pup -that I'm still close with my brother -that his gf is cool so we can double date and I can possibly make a friend -a mom willing to spend money's on me still 🎀 -a fun and challenging job -nice coworkers I don't have to be fake around -a nice bathroom to poop in at work -a car in good shape -Psyc meds!
What I did today. Remove three jasmine bushes and a large geranium bush. Sweat into my own eyes. Accidentally grab rose bush. Get paid real-life money. ATM eats money. Go talk to banker smelling like work and looking like hell. Drop dogs off for grooming. Smol dog poops everywhere. Big dig makes friends with pitt bull puppy. Talk to dad about lawn furniture on sale at Target. Pick up dogs. Almost forget to pay. Big dog runs around the store after breaking free from his collar. Apologize profusely. Go to Target and look at on sale lawn furniture. Eat dinner. Go back to Target and buy 50% off lawn chairs. Die of tired.