Its A Secret

[d3press0espress0]

My body is so happy to have oui’d after a few days coz I last smoked on Monday now it’s Wednesday and I’m heavily psychoanalyzing myself not out of grief but more curiosity maybe a little shame…shame makes me want to use the information more efficiently LOL

I’m gonna try not to make it a daily thing again but I am very calm and positive rn and smoked 1/4 of a gram which was prolly too much but it’s okay. Lesson learned. A few puffs and that’s all I need. Moderation. Thank god for my phone timer to keep my ass on schedule #virgothings

I feel like I didn’t breathe the whole time I wrote that previous paragraph

PHEW

[d3press0espress0]

These people are pissing me off so now it’s time to be maliciously compliant and do my job TO THE TEE, no matter how long it takes! Tehe. Fuck yall.

[d3press0espress0]

Not my mom actually having the audacity to say “I bet you didn’t expect that when you moved here” in regards to my uncle when she was my first bait and switcher, my first scammer in life, and the person who always kept me small so she could use me as human labor 😂

She ended the trip with “you know where we are if you need us” not realizing that I resolved to never need blood relations who will use, abuse, and exploit me ever again…

[d3press0espress0]

Woke up wanting to die again

But it’s just my heart breaking over you

All over again

I ask myself often

What the point is if you’re not in my life

It’s horrible but I wish you’d gotten me pregnant

Just so I could have a valid reason for you to be in my life

That’s insane

But sadly it’s true

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[d3press0espress0]

I love taking a big fat hot dumpy dump in the AM.

Feeling my bowels being exited is so satisfying, like scratching an itch

Seeing it hot and steaming and saying “I made that” every morning at the same time on the dot just *does something to me*

I love not having tummy issues the way people do…they seem so miserable with their perfectly flat tummies

Eat your vegetables, kids!

So this is the shit I notice now that I am sober LOL

[byjove]

I think that misogynistic human misconceptions of all mothers selflessly loving their offspring and always knowing the perfect thing to do for them bleeds into a lot of animal rights bullshit. You see this a lot in opposition to pet spay aborts (‘my pregnant cat got depressed after they killed her unborn babies’) and criticisms of separating calves and piglets from their mothers’ in certain animal agriculture scenarios. Most animals are like “fuck them kids” if rearing their offspring is the least bit convenient for them, the situation is not ideal or the wild blows the wrong way. They’re hardwired to survive as individuals and the effort of rearing offspring to maturity is secondary to that goal.

[fahadaccount]

feeling unwanted changes u a lot, tbh

[d3press0espress0]

Just called HR on my company bc how are you gonna accept my medical leave request day off,

For which I’ve scheduled several appointments!!!

And then spring a mandatory meeting a few days later!!!!

FOR A SURVEY I DIDNT EVEN TAKEEEEE

FUCK YALL

I condemn you to purgatory!!!!

[mads-schubert]

weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.

[free-my-mindd]

Some people have no idea how draining they actually are.

[d3press0espress0]

I was given two monsters, peach and strawberry and not only have I shit 3x but I have also started to have heart palpitations lmaoooo

Is this how I go out???

[d3press0espress0]

Brah I have shit so many times today what is going on in my gut 💩

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

In case you don't know, churches in the US are required to remain non-political in order to keep their tax exempt status. You can fill out a Form 13909 with the IRS to file a complaint about a church or other tax exempt organization that violates these kinds of rules.

Ya know, if you ever wanted to send the IRS after Christofascist churches. It's safer than arson.

[incognitopolls]

For this poll, only count alcoholic drinks that were available for the express purpose of drinking alcohol. Don't count drinks that contain alcohol but are primarily for other purposes, like communion wine.

How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?

10 or younger

11–14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22+

I'm under the legal drinking age and have never had an alcoholic drink

I'm the legal drinking age or older and have never had an alcoholic drink

Voting ended onApr 9

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[saint-starflicker]

11 years old, under parental supervision, during a vacation in Italy, lunch accompanied by antipasti and spaghetti carbonara

very dry white wine, i disliked it