#tw snake

[kirexa]

NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

EDIT: IF YOURE HERE!! REBLOG THIS VERSION THANKS

[xialiuyi]

REVENGED LOVE | 1.01 • Grudges Shall Always Be Avenged → Chi Cheng & Green-eyed Monster

@platonicsource’s november 2025 prompt — animal companions @giftober 2025 | Day 28: brunets

[vixen525]

Fun Fact: There’s a easy way to wash off snake musk! Mix dish soap with hand sanitizer and it comes right off. @herpsandbirds suggested I share this.

For fun here’s the sick goober (prairie ringneck snake, harmless) who lead to me figuring this out. He was in a lot of pain so I don’t blame him for musking me when I caught him to take to the wildlife rehab I volunteered at. At least on Release Day he didn’t musk me.

[reclusiarch-orm]

Beautiful as a memory.

[thestralces]

random fanart for @ophidiacomic. this looked better in my head but ummm Pipey and the creepy man who keeps telling her she's gonna die. i think about them alot

[bitchnuggettt]

Janus having an actual dedicated snake form but refusing to shapeshift into it for a while because the last time he did, Virgil straight up flung him across the room like a boomerang.

Despite what you might think, it wasn't even out of spite.

Since Virgil hasn't been around Janus for a while, he low-key forgets Janus even has a snake form to begin with (he seldom takes that form as-is) so one afternoon post redux, Janus decides he deserves a little sun nap out in the open.

"No one is around? The coast is clear? Aww yiss" <- Janus probably, who has taken the form of a small hognose snake.

He curls up on the couch, right where a sunbeam is hitting one of the cushions.

He blends in vaguely against the upholstery, so when Virgil goes to sit down after a long day...

Well. You can imagine how that goes.

Anxious caveman brain kicks in and suddenly Jan becomes a living projectile flying head over tail in a perfect arc across the living room, probably hitting Roman in the face in a series of extremely funny but very unfortunate events.

Virgil screams. Roman screams. Janus' tiny mouth opens in the silent snake equivalent of a scream.

Good times had by all, obviously.

Not to mention, hognoses are famous for playing dead when they feel threatened, and that's exactly what Janus does in the immediate aftermath and confusion, cue Prinxiety panicking together briefly.

Janus is limping around for like a solid week after the fact, mostly in his human form, and makes a point of doing it in front of Virgil to make him feel bad. He leans heavily on his cane/shepherd's crook to get around, and Virgil feels guilty enough about the whole ordeal that he even apologizes.

Patton is kind enough to nurse Janus back to health, doting on him in both his human and hognose form until he gets better. Roman automatically shrieks and unsheathes his sword one morning after he catches sight of Deceit coiled snuggly and securely around Patton's shoulders like a scarf, which delights Patton to no end.

("How do you like my fancy new boa, Logan? Pretty snazzy, huh?"

"For the last time, he is a hognose."

Caught between the two of them, Janus hisses out something that comes dangerously close to a sigh.)

And maybe Janus secretly enjoys being toted around and cherished like a pet, though he'd never be caught dead admitting it. He likes the safety of being on someone's shoulders, high above everything else and siphoning body heat like a leech.

He even gets a special soothing heating pad to lay on for his troubles, it's brightly colored to contrast the couch to avoid any repeats of what has been dubbed The Incident™

He is in heaven. If snakes could purr, he would.

It's probably the longest he's ever kept up his snake form, and maybe the ruse continues past the point where he's healed.

I love snake Janus, and you should too.

[cirrusskyanimations]

Spoilers for Dandy's world update

So how's that Ophidiophobia going for ya, Dyle?

[grooviestsadpapaya]

BACK AGAIN here's week two of artfight DONE RAHHHH

The fairy Elenore belongs to @brainlessbaguette, silly little gal with a silly little snake named Dapperling

Fatima and Andromeda belong to psyk1k, saddest yuri of the year

Dexter belongs to @twinklefwinkle, and he has cooler hair than I could ever dream to have

And Bunny belongs to @clowns0up-felix, with the raddest boots I have ever seen. Holy shit. Drip

Thank you so much to everyone who has attacked me and keep in mind that I'll be saving revenges till the end of the month :] I still have a lot of people in my queue and hope to get everyone attacked <3