#tw uh

[real-godzekiel]

wikiHow: How to hide from help. (it is everywhere)

also another dood based on the though experiment Mary's Room . i see red and i go hon hon that's my Oasey Karose of Oasis: Thinker and the One and Only Benevolent Minotaur of the Ultra Mega Dimensional Cuckoo Galaxy alright. know there's other colours in the spectrum that Mary would have seen but apple!!! apple!!!!!! Four apples that changed the world: Eden's apple, Newton's apple, Jobs' apple then 222's apple methinks

alt where she is excited!!!! this is me at 4 years old discovering the internet (3 years before my first gore video 😕)

also side note i really feel if GloAp ever got attention people will start romanticizing 555 (and maybe 333 too) way more compared to the other characters just because they kinda fit this kind of cutesy anime art style no matter how i try to twist it and make it gross and disturbing and terrifying (mass produced shit is terrifying it's warped it's cute but for who) so i guess i must make the other characters more conventional too in a way ig ig ig ig ig ig ig ig ig ig ig ig mom shut up you broke my thought process anyways they're all messed up and that might be my fault

[wannabewachter]

God my school is fucking crazy

Today was the day after Groundhog Day so they declared today was Wednesday again (with no warning) and we all followed our Wednesday schedule again and I nearly hyperventilated because of it because I’m like that

ANYWAY it was really poorly planned but at the end of the day they were handing out these stickers

I love them and since I have no self restraint I took five and have been putting them in random places to scare future generations

[daddyjackfrost]

lol i’m hyperventilating because i have so much work to do but i’m not. starting it. why aren’t i starting it. my hands are shaking rn as i type this. start it. start it.

why am i. just. sitting here.

[investmentofmyheart]

Wondering if it’s normal to usually wake up to the thought of jamming your scissors into your eye or—?

[acleaks]

Animal Crossing Leak #1000

AL IS NO LONGER IN THE GAME

[ask-shadowclan]

Stormheart padded up to Hollowmoon and Tansystorm, seeming nervous and unsure of himself. “Hello, I’m Stormheart, from Riverclan. I don’t mean to be rude, but I heard you both became warriors despite being blind. I’m visually impaired as well, and I’m trying to gain as much information as possible about this kind of stuff to be able to help any warriors who might also have problems with their vision. I was wondering if we could perhaps talk, maybe swap some tricks for battle and such?”

[mavros-lykos]

[coffee--spill]

Is calling me worthless on my mum's daily checklist or something like I got it the first time mum thanks 🥹