Jul 24, 2025
I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A crackfic for Ephemeral SMP! Read at your own depression.
…That’s not the word I meant to write, but fair enough.
right when hermitcraft 11 started they dropped bduobleo100 into the bong and smoked him. SAD. well theres other minecraft builders
[to the cadence of “pool boy at the vampire mansion”] unreleased music at the hot dog concert
I just went on a rant about plungers, how’s your day going?
me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?
I spent way too long editing this