#twenty paces

[pointless-letters]

“I’d like to angrily rebut this, but to be fair I really can’t.” said Noodles McKenzie, a small terrier from Fife, when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. “I’ve been on turkey leftovers and stolen pigs in blankets for a week now and quite frankly, my farts could knock out a carthorse at twenty paces.”

*phhhhhrrrrrrrrp* he added, later.