Twilight Writing Prompt
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Angst:
1) “I was only pranking you!”
2) “What? Can’t take a harmless joke?”
3) “If you’re looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary. It’s between shit and syphilis.”
4) “You are my greatest regret to ever have come into my life.”
5) “I can’t think of anything worse! You are nothing but selfish!”
6) “I need some alone time, get over it!”
7) “Over it!”
8) “So, everyone in the world is deceived except for you?”
9) “That’s not what I’m saying!”
Bonus: “We can’t be friends anymore.”
10) “You didn’t do anything wrong. Don’t you dare try and apologize for something you haven’t done or anything to do with!”
11) “Come here, let me hold you.”
12) “You have nothing to apologize for.”
13) “I know you’re hurt, (Y/n). You can’t lie to me, show me where it hurts so I can help you.”
14) “Here, hold my hand.”
15) “Sure we can cuddle, if that’ll make you feel better.”
Bonus: “Did you not sleep again last night, (Y/n)?”
16) “Let me take care of it, alright? You need to rest.”
17) “I don’t need a babysitter! I’m (y/a) years old!”
18) “I’m here to take care of you, (Y/n).”
19) “Don’t you roll your eyes at me!”
20) “You’re starting to sound like my father.”
21) “Where the hell have you been?!”
22) “None of your business!”
23) “(Y/n), we’re just really worried about you!”
24) “Well, don’t worry about me! I’m fine!”
25) “You have just kicked over a hornets nest.”
Fluff/angst:
1) “What makes you think I’d do something like that?”
2) “Please… leave me alone.”
3) “You play the M/I so beautifully.” (M/I = Musical Instruments)
4) “Why should I follow your plan? What’s in it for me?”
5) “I never thought I’d get to live up to the day where I actually get to witness your first curse word.”
6) “It’s not funny!”
7) “To hell, it’s not!”
8) “Can I take you for a ride?”
9) “Sounds like something I need.”
10) “Don’t be too upset, (Y/n). I believe and I always will.”
11) “It seems to me that you’re the only supporter I’ve got and you have no idea how much you mean to me. It’s hard to describe just how much.”
12) “As in, you mean the world?”
13) “Not even that can put words together in the right way.”
14) “Your cuteness is making everyone stare, stop it.”
15) “You make me proud. You know that, right?”
16) “Can we just get in bed?”
17) “I don’t want to take a chance on the possibility that would make you as sick as I am.”
18) “Any time without you is far too long. I’m not going to get sick, just let me hold you until you fall back asleep.”
19) “I’m reaching the level where I don’t give a fuck.”
20) “I don’t care, I’m not letting you get up until your one hundred percent better.”
21) “What did you just do?”
22) “You’re the most important thing in the world to me. You’re my absolute world.”
23) “Give me a hug!”
25) “God, I missed you so much!.”
26) “Hey, let me in! I’m out here with your favorite pizza!”
Funny/angst:
1) “When it comes to pranks, you have to know when to start as well as you know where to stop. Don’t take it too far.”
2) “Here, take my arm. I don’t want you to fall.”
3) “You know I’ll always be here for you, right?”
4) “Let me kiss it better.”
5) “I know you’re mad at me, but would a kiss change your mind?”
6) “I don’t care what they think and neither should you. They win if you allow them to have the satisfaction they’re looking for, whatever you do, don’t give them that.”
7) “Even when you annoy the hell out of me, I still love you.”
8) “You call this a problem? I call it a solution.”
9) “Not cool, (Y/n). It’s not cool!”
10) “Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”
11) “Do I get bonus points if I pretend to care?”
12) “Where was I when you dropped on your head?”
13) “Don’t talk to me like that!”
14) “I could banish you, you know. Watch yourself!”
15) “How the hell did you survive that?”
16) “Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”
17) “I’m gonna need some therapy after this.”
18) “I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point, it’s really go big or go home.”
19) “Just stay near me, alright? I don’t like the way everyone’s staring at you.”
20) “You still don’t have to be incredibly rude about it. I was just asking, it was just a question. It really doesn’t mean anything.”
21) “Did you not sleep again last night?”
22) “Did you see that? You saw that, right?”
23) “You’re like a drug to me.”
24) “You might wanna reconsider your tone of voice, sometimes you make me so mad!”
25) “It seems as though everyone has taken a shine to you.”
26) “Kiss me again.”
All the above:
1) “I’ve got this handled, alright? You don’t need to butt in every time.”
2) “You’re ruining everyone’s good time. Keep quiet.”
3) “I didn’t know you could sing.”
4) “Have you lost your mind? I’ll help you find it!”
5) “It’s been ages! It’s amazing to see you again! How have you been!”
6) “You’re the absolute best! Thank you for coming!”
7) “What sounds good to you that you’ll eat?”
8) “Don’t let them get to you. If they were your friends, they would be sticking up for you instead of going along to make fun of you.”
9) “You promise that you’ll call me if you ever need anything?”
10) “I love you more!”
11) “I’ve been an idiot through this whole thing.”
12) “Darn right you have.”
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@twilight-reader-inserts
Requests: open
Characters include:
• Carlisle Cullen
• Edward Cullen
• Emmett Cullen
• Jasper Cullen
• Jacob Black
• Aro Volturi
• Caius Volturi
• Jane Volturi
• Riley
•,Rosalie Hale
• Alice Cullen
