Not His First Rodeo [Tyler Owens X M!Reader]
Summary: Thereâs something depressing about being single on Valentineâs Day. Fortunately for you, thereâs a former rodeo boy looking for company at the local bar too.
Word Count: 3.3K
Reader: Male (no genitalia referenced, can be read as cis or trans), implied autistic
Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY, minors DNI)
Warnings: Foul language and sexual content including: sexting, semi-public blowjobs, and sexual suggestions
Notes: Well, lads, we're back with another horny one. And this one is so out-of-character for me as the reader because you will not find me going to bars or blowing men in public bathrooms ever. Glen Powell, the hold you have on me is criminal. As always, no beta, we die like men.
***
You hate bars. Always have. Theyâre too loud and too crowded. Everyone is either unbearably blissed out or drunken themselves into a fury. If theyâre not looking to fuck, theyâre looking to fight.Â
And you?
Well, youâre looking to feel something other than the crushing weight of loneliness on Valentineâs Day. Whichâthinking about it nowâmaybe coming to a dive bar where youâre not actually going to talk to anybody but the bartender isnât the best cure for loneliness. Itâs no better than trying to cover a gaping wound with a Hello Kitty bandaid.
At least the cocktails taste good.
And the bartenderâs hot. Straight, no doubt, but easy on the eyes in a way that makes him dangerously good at earning tips. And tip him well you shall because that man is heavy handed with his mixers. Youâre only two drinks down and you are feeling it.
âHey there.â
A man in a maroon, denim button-up slides onto the barstool next to you. With sleeves rolled up to his elbows, worn-out jeans clinging snugly to his thighs, and a white cowboy hat nestled atop his brunet hair, he looks exactly like the kind of guy youâd find nursing a Budweiser at your local rodeo. The longhorn belt buckle at his waist does nothing but solidify that stereotype.
You give the man a small grin. âHey.â
âHope you donât mind me cominâ over. My buddies tapped out early tonight.â He gestures to the doorway as if you can somehow picture these unknown companions departing. âAnd listen, Iâm normally a beer guy but, uh, whatever it is youâre drinking looks mighty good.â
âItâs just a Long Island iced tea,â you explain to the newcomer. âAt least, thatâs what I ordered. But, Iâll be honest, the bartender mightâve taken some artistic liberties âcause thereâs definitely an extra kick to this thing.â
He smiles. And, oh God, is it a beautiful smile. Itâs the kind of pearly white grin that dentists dream of maintaining in all their patients. Combine the sheer perfection of his actual teeth with that confident gleam in his green eyes and youâve got yourself a charming prince straight out of every childâs favorite fairytale.
âYou may have just sold me on the idea even more. Iâm Tyler, by the way,â he says with an outstretched hand.
You introduce yourself, making sure to grip his hand firmly as you shake it. Heâs undoubtedly the kind of guy who grew up in the part of America where a weak handshake is a sign of frail masculinity. Last thing you want is to have him see you as a sheep in wolfâs clothing.
âSo, whatâs your story then?â He asks while he waits for the bartender to make him a drink of his own. âDrinking to forget or drinking to find something new?â
You shrug. âLittle bit of both maybe? I donât know. Iâm not really into all the Valentineâs Day bullshit. Maybe itâs just âcause Iâm one of those jaded guys whoâs never actually had a valentine.â
âNothing wrong with that. Though, I gotta admit, I find it hard to believe a guy like you has never had a valentine.â
You scoff. âWhy do you say that?â
âHandsome fellas like you donât stay single for very long.â
Maybe itâs the alcohol seeping into your system, but time seems to slow in that moment. And thank God it does because you need more than a singular breath to process that statement.
Is heâŠflirting with you?
No. That canât be right. A cowboy casanova with a picture-perfect smile doesnât just plop down at a bar and flirt with another man. At least not when that man is you.
âBold words coming from you,â you clap back without first considering your words. âYou look like you walked off the cover of Southern Living! Thereâs no way youâre in here ordering a cocktail because you couldnât score a girlfriend.â
Thankfully, he isnât offended by your rebuttal. In fact, he laughs as he stirs the drink thatâs just been placed in front of him with the straw.
âWell, Iâll tell you what: youâre right about that. But unfortunately for the lovely ladies that have made passes at me recently, Iâm not in the market for a girlfriend right now.â
Now, even when youâre completely sober, you are often clueless when it comes to subtext and subtleties. Thereâs a certain skillset required to pick up on these micro interactions andâunfortunately for youâyou were thrown into this world with a partially empty toolbox. Add alcohol to the mix and the few tools that were gifted to you become as useless as a butter knife on a T-bone steak.
âOh, I see,â you reply naively, âYouâre in your happily single era. Congrats. Enjoy it while it lasts.â
He cocks his brow. âIâll be honest, Iâm having a hard time figuring out whether youâre tryna to tell me you donât play for my team or if you genuinely donât know which team Iâm playing for.â
Your cheeks immediately flush a deep shade of red as the puzzle pieces click into place. Better late than never.
âOh. Fuck. Iâm sorry,â you apologize. âI didnât thinkâI mean, no offense, youâre not exactly the kind of guy Iâd expect to beâŠYâknow.â
âQueer?â
âWell, yeah. But thatâs on me for basically stereotyping you! Which is awful, by the way, and Iâm very sorry for doing so.â
He shrugs it off. âI get it. Nothing about this get up really gives the impression that Iâm looking to get down with other guys.âÂ
He takes a long chug of his drink before continuing, âNot to put you on the spot or anything, but are you into men at all? âCause if not, Iâll get out of your hair right now.â
âNo!â You exclaim far too quickly.Â
He blinks back his surprise.
The embarrassment that you feel in that moment is devastating. Even with the soothing song of alcohol playing in your head to ease your anxieties, you know that youâre not handling this anywhere near as smoothly as you wouldâve liked.
You sigh, âSorry that was much louder than I thoughtâŠIâm not saying no to your question. I meant it in the sense of âno, please donât get out of my hair.â I am definitely into men. Actually, I am very into men.â
Especially men like you, a voice in your head murmurs.
Tyler flashes a crooked smirk. âGood. Let me buy you another drink and weâll see where wind takes us, shall we?â
***
You spend the next hour or so getting to know one another. The picture you had in your head of him chugging beers at a rodeo wasnât too far off; as it turns out he actually was a rodeo boy a couple years back. One too many kicks in the head had forced him out of the game and refocused him on his passion for storm chasing. From one rodeo to another, really.
It becomes very clear, very quickly that Tyler is an adrenaline junkie who lives for the thrill. If thereâs no risk, how can there be a reward? And while plenty of people would find that kind of lifestyle dangerous, you find it extremely attractive.
âMan, I wish I couldâve seen you ride,â you admit. âWere you good?â
âDecent enough. I wasnât setting any records but I pulled my weight at shows.â
You look down at his thighs. The way theyâre stretching the denim of his jeans as if trying to break free is evidence that heâs got the muscles of a rider.
âAnd it kept you in shape, thatâs for sure,â you muse.
He chuckles. âSure did. It takes a lot of muscle to avoid being thrown skyward by a thousand pound animal. I was never really a gym rat in college so I didnât exactly set out to get a six pack but the broncos didnât give me much of a choice.â
Thereâs a new picture in your head now: shirtless, tanned Tyler Owens expertly clinging to the back of a bucking horse. The curve of his chiseled arms grows more pronounced with each wild movement of the stubborn animal. His firm pecs flex along with his core muscles as he fights to keep himself glued to the saddle. Heâs sweaty and focused and unbearably sexy.
Your tongue darts out to wet your suddenly dry lips. You can tell by the way his eyes dip down to your mouth that heâs seen it too but he opts out of commenting on it.
âYou ever go to the rodeo?â He asks.
âOnce or twice. I donât know, it was never really my thing.â
âWell, maybe you should try it again. Iâd love to take you,â he says suggestively.
You raise your brow, unable to keep yourself from perking up at the implication. âYou asking me out, cowboy?â
âI suppose I am.â
âThen I suppose Iâm saying yes.â
The corner of his mouth curves upward into a lopsided smile. Every time he looks at you like that, a lump forms in your throat. It should be illegal, that smile of his. Itâs a weapon, a form of well-placed propaganda that can make you believe anything and everything he says. If he tells you to run away with him while heâs got that smirk on his face, you will.
Some little voice inside of you says that it hopes he does.
***
That night, you leave the bar with his number and the promise that heâll take you to the rodeo thatâs coming to town the following weekend. According to him, itâll be a big event with some of the best bull and bronco riders in the state.Â
Over the next several days, the two of you consistently exchange messages. You learn more about one another: where you grew up, your favorite restaurants, your relationships with family and friends.Â
There is also, of course, loads of flirting going on in between the cordial information exchange. One morning, you send him pictures of the formal suit and tie that youâve donned for the work meeting that afternoon. He responds with a tasteful shot of him wiping his face with the bottom of his shirt just so you can have a peek at his bare torso.
Yup, heâs just as ripped as you thought heâd be.
You: Put those away, you slut! Tyler: Thatâs nothing. Iâd send you a dick pic right now, if you wanted. Tyler: Probably not a good way to start the work day though.
Your heart skips a beat at the suggestion. Jesus Christ. Youâve had the feeling that he isnât the kind of guy to shy away from showing you his junk, but having him actually drop the suggestion doesnât take away from the surprise of knowing he wants to show you.
And boy, do you want to see it.
You: How about when I get home tonight? Tyler: Sure thing, handsome. You: Promise? Tyler: Promise ;)
The entire meetingâand the rest of the time spent working in the officeâall you can think about is how badly you want to go home. Normally, youâre a top-tier employee who wants nothing more than to excel at your job. Cranking out e-mails, answering calls, and reorganizing files is hardly a complicated list of things to do on a day such as this. But, as it turns out, having the prospect of seeing Tyler Owensâs dick when you clock out is enough to turn you into a jaded man going through the motions.
As soon as you get back to your apartment, you kick off your shoes, undo your tie and plop down on the couch to text him. Never in your life have you been so excited to actually receive a dick pic.
You: Finally home. Offer still on the table? Tyler: For you, anytime.
The picture is delivered almost immediately. The second it loads, your mouth drops.Â
Heâs huge. Despite not even being hard in the photo, the cock hanging out from his unbuttoned jeans looks thick and heavy in his hand. And yes, itâs uncut. The little bit of tip sticking out from the foreskin is deliciously pink.
You want to suck on it so badly.
You: Holy fuck! Tyler: Like what you see, big boy? You: God yeah⊠My mouth is practically watering. You: I canât wait to see you this weekend. Tyler: Agreed. Iâve been thinking about you so much, it ticks me off. Tyler: I shouldâve kissed you before we left. You: You can kiss me as much as you want when we meet up. You: And maybe we can do a little more than kiss⊠Tyler: Donât tempt me with a good time.
***
It comes as no surprise to either of you on Saturday that your interest in actually watching the rodeo events pales in comparison to your desire to get your hands on one another. Youâre thankful heâs brought you, of course, and you do your best to enjoy the entertainment in front of you while you can. But, as your watching man after man get tossed around like a packaged salad, all you can think about is the fact that such wild riding has given the man beside you the finest body youâve ever been sent nudes of.
âYour handâs wandering a little high there, champ,â Tyler says in the middle of another bucking bronco round.
You pry your eyes from the arena ahead and look down to see your hand has mindlessly strayed from his knee up to his inner thigh. Itâs not north enough to brush his crotchâthank godâbut itâs definitely tiptoeing along âinappropriate public behaviorâ territory.
You laugh nervously. âSorry.â
You start to slide your hand away, but he guides it right back to where it had been resting. Thereâs a cocky grin on his face as he does so.
âNo, no, I ainât tellinâ you to move it.â He leans in to murmur, âI just want you to be mindful âcause Iâm starting to get a little excited thinking about that hand wrapped around my dick.â
Itâs impossible to keep the color from rushing to your cheeks. The image of your fingers curled around his thick, uncut cock sends sparks southbound in your own body. And the sound of his voice whispering things like that⊠Yeah, you want him to run his mouth more.
âWell, maybe we should run to the bathroom so you can relieve yourself,â you suggest with a raised brow.
The crowd suddenly erupts into a chorus of cheers that you assume is in response to a rider hitting their record. But rather than look back at the arena, you take advantage of the distraction and press your palm to Tylerâs crotch. A little squeeze gets him to bite his lip.
***
The two of you end up crammed in a stall in the bathroom farthest away from all the action. Itâs not very clean, of course, but it doesnât smell completely like shit and thereâs country music blasting in from the entry door to stifle any noises that might draw attention to what you both are up to.
Tylerâs sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles and eyes sparkling with excitement as you kneel in front of him. You waste no time with teasing him about the situation, opting instead to pull back his foreskin and suck on the tip like itâs a delicious, pink popsicle. He exhales contently, spreading his knees apart to give you more access.Â
As you suck on the head and slowly stroke his cock with one hand, your tongue occasionally prods playfully at the delicate little hole at the tip. Every time you do, his cock twitches eagerly and his eyes flutter. Clearly, he enjoys that.
After a few more exploratory swipes of the tongue, you start to bob your head. With each movement, you take more and more of his length into your mouth until your nose is being tickled by his happy trail and youâve got drool leaking from the corner of your lips. He truly is a mouthful. One wrong move and youâll choke on that swollen head at the back of your throat.
You blow him like you mean it. And really, you do. You want to make him cum. Itâs something youâve fantasized about ever since he sent you that dick pic a few days ago. So, you suck on him hard and fast, hand fondling his balls to coax him closer to the edge. His pleasant sighs and hums are gradually mutating into ragged breaths and helpless groans. Thereâs even a hand on the top of your head now thatâs fighting the urge to shove your face into his groin. Instinct is clearly telling him to fuck your mouth but heâs a gentleman who favors watching you work your magic.
âOh fuckâŠIâm close,â he gasps after another swipe of your tongue across his tip, âIâm really fucking close.â
You respond to his warning with a deep hum and up your game again. Hollowing your cheeks, you deep throat him a few more times. It doesnât take much for him to reach his limit. When you feel the first spurt of cum hit your throat, you ease up to suckle on his tip while your hand strokes him through his orgasm. You swallow every last drop as if his cum will magically quench your thirst.
When you finish sucking him clean, you pull off his cock with a soft pop. You seal the deal with a playful kiss to the tip before letting your hands rub his thick muscular thighs.
âThanks for the snack,â you joke with a cocky grin, âMuch better than concession stand nachos.â
âHey now, thereâs no need to rag on the nachos.â
âOkay, the chips themselves arenât a problem. Itâs that nasty liquid cheese they put on âem. Tastes likeâŠI donât even know.â
âLike American ingenuity,â he says sarcastically.
âRight. Well, I prefer your all-American jizz.â
He laughs. The smile on his face is so big and bright, itâs almost blinding. You canât wait to snap a picture of that beautiful face so you can look at it every single time you need a pick-me-up.
âLemme kiss you.â
Youâre surprised by the innocence of his words. Thereâs so much adoration behind it, like he doesnât feel like heâs earned the ability to share a kiss with you whenever he pleases. Ironic, considering the fact that you just let him nut in your mouth moments before.
Rising to your feet, you lean down to kiss him. Thereâs no doubt that he can taste himself on your lips and tongue but he doesnât seem at all bothered. With his hands cupped over the sides of your neck, he kisses you slowly, gently. The reverence behind the movement of his mouth is something akin to a man of faith whispering prayer at the foot of his idol. And when he pulls back to gaze at you, you feel like you might melt under the warmth of his smile.
âLook, I donât wanna ruin whatever we got goinâ on right now,â you say with a sheepish smile, âBut I feel like we should move this someplace where your balls arenât hanging over a public toilet.â
He looks down at his exposed genitals which are, like you pointed out, one forward lean away from dipping into recycled water. âYou've got a point.â
Once heâs got his pants back on and the two of you manage to sneak out of the stall without being noticed together, you grab him by the hand and let him lead you back to his truck. Part of you is tempted to suggest you both hop in the back so you can ride him right then and there. But the part thatâs actually incredibly sane and hyperaware of the fact that two men fucking at a public rodeo would not be received well wins out. So instead, the two of you climb into your respective seats while he turns the engine on.
âWhataya thinking?â He asks once the AC is blowing.
âIâm thinkingâŠTake me back to your place and letâs keep this rodeo going.â You throw him a devilish smile. âBesides, Iâve been wondering what itâd be like to ride a cowboy.â
















