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Sokka, bursting into the room: IT’S MISSING!

Zuko: What’s missing?

Sokka: The little thing!

Zuko, turning to face Sokka with Baby Izumi in his arms: What little thing?

Sokka: Oh, there it is

Zuko: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!

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Interviewer: you mentioned in your resume that you’re creative.

Double Trouble: yes.

Interviewer: what do you create?

Double Trouble: problems.

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Katara: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.

Sokka: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Zuko didn’t notice it so I said “Zuko, deer!”

Katara: And????

Sokka: Tell her your answer.

Zuko: …

Zuko: [sighs] “Yes, dear?”

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Katara: Okay, it's your turn, Sokka.

Sokka: Uuh... Kiss Toph, marry Suki and Kill Zuko.

Zuko: Wut? You'd kill me??

Sokka: Well, duh. Cuz I'd neither kiss you or marry you.

Zuko, internally: we'll see about that. [10 years later...]

Sokka, at their wedding: Haven't you heard of reverse psychology?

Zuko: *GASP* IT. WAS. A. TRAP.

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Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us

Hades: I called it.

Therapist: no

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Waiter: so what would you like to order?

Sokka: can i get a milkshake with two straws?

Zuko, blushing: aw, that's so cute, babe-

Sokka, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast i can drink this

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Sokka: Crushes are the worst

Zuko: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid

Sokka: You’re always acting stupid, Zuko

Zuko: Yeah... Don’t think about that too hard

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Hamilton: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, Sir?

Burr: No

Hamilton:

Burr:

Hamilton: ok. *walks off stage*

*Play ends*