#hamilquotes

[mimimouseeeee]

Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Washington: Just rip the bandage off.

Hamilton: It’s Thomas.

Washington: Put the bandage back on.

[bambismoonlight]

1783

Marie Antoinette: whoops, lost his footing.

1793

Lafayette: whoops, lost her head.

[thathamiltonadict]

Laurens and Eliza fighting over ham as he just eats popcorn like: "?? tf are they talking about I just know it has drama"

Laurens: I’m the o-r-i-g-i-n-a-l

Eliza: but we are m-a-r-r-i-e-d 

Laurens: jsjjsndggdgegeydygdjd the stuff he wrote me! 

Eliza (very fast): he writes all the time about everything, try being his wife he will never stop he just writes, but he’s mine

Laurens: he needs me as a man

Eliza and Laurens: incomprehensible screaming

Hamilton: crunching popcorn, like he’s watching reality tv

[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

*Alexander when he got injured at the war*

Lafayette: Quick, Alex, what’s your type?

Alexander: John Laurens.

Burr: *shouting from a distance* BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT

[twistflower]

Hamilton: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, Sir?

Burr: No

Hamilton:

Burr:

Hamilton: ok. *walks off stage*

*Play ends*

[spacevirgoo]

Aaron Burr: talk less;

Alexander Hamilton: ...what?

Aaron Burr: smile more...

Alexander Hamilton: *🤓*

Aaron Burr: w-wait not like that-

[incorrecthamiltalks]

Incorrect Hamilton Quotes

King George:I have an army!

Lafayette: We have a Hamilton.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

JP:So you brought your kid to work today, Shoichi?

Shoichi:Yes, and she’s very young and impressionable so don’t say anything inappropriate.

JP:Hear you loud and clear, Mister Azuma!

Shoichi:...i don’t like your tone.....

JP:*hums* Fu-

Shoichi:*immediately throws a notebook at him*