totally normal society lady and her totally normal. luggage carrier. on a fun holiday trip<3 which is Not suspicious at all and has nothing to do with the arrest warrant out for some unrelated pirate. sorry officer they don't know anything about that.
entry for @neathyfashioncoalition !! i finally got in on one >:)
(full view over here because this thing is huge and tumblr hates it)
I just fuckin. Realised something hilarious abt the captain's friend @capn-twitchery and them
The Captain, over a couple of drinks: yeah so my wife disappeared a long time ago. I still wonder what happened to her.... I hope she's alive, but I doubt it. I hope she didn't end up down here like me. She wouldn't like the endless dying...
Twitch, barely listening until that last part, doing their absolute best to avoid telling them of the MUCH WORSE FATES THAN DEATH their wife might have been subjected to: haha yeah. Neath amirite
baby captain born 5 minutes ago in the cage gardens. they don't know what they're doing but they're just happy to be here. zailing sure is fun :3 sure hope everything stays normal for them
design notes since i put too much thought into it:
i tried 1 million different outfits but nothing worked other than big coat big hat. twitch was fighting me
so i figured well if twitch crashes out of the cage gardens with an idea of who twitch is. then twitch knows they want big coat big hat from day one
yes this is just clothes stolen/gifted by various zailors no they have never bought their own coat ever
nothing fits her. rope belt to hold up the pants. pants too big And too short. coat too big and too short. hat falling to pieces
their shirt is literally just a men's undershirt. wildly inappropriate for 1899 but they don't mind. scandalous
15 years in the cage gardens would matt their hair beyond saving so they just cut it all off. badly. no they will not let anybody fix it
they get the glasses from day 1. crucial
if you think 5 year old twitch was bad this twitch is 10000x worse. they came out Swinging. they have not experienced a single consequence yet and their brain is REALLY loud and they are doing whatever they want and what they want is ???????????????. so they're going to try everything at once. and she's having a blast doing it🔥🔥🔥🔥
you pulled: ancient* comic wip! vague context was: on his way out of the new sequence, grace stole a bunch of plans to kill twitch the scary new pirate fighting the sequencers. which he then gave right to said scary new pirate.
(*ok i cheated i touched up a few things right now and added the dialogue. but most of it is still really old.) (also tumblr ate the ask. this was a gacha pull.)
important to me that modern twitch would not be a cool pirate they are a strange middle aged woman* (*gender neutral) that lives in a canal boat with really tacky patterns and nobody knows their name because everyone just knows them as The Captain or something. they'll talk to anyone who gets too close but your parents will tell you don't get too close to that guy because they're weird. they have tacky signs like this unironically
Ahoy and good morrow to you, whoever you are!
Aha! Savvied it out at last. You can whittle words out of this thing. Purloined this peculiar rectangle right from Parabola. Whatever it is. Fell from a mirror, hereabouts. Sound and safe in my own supervision now, anyhow.
Since you all seem so besotted upon me around here, I may tell of a tale or two–If you’re so inclined to make it worth my while, of course.
Be seeing you. Ciao!
~Capt. Twitchery