#twitter jokes

[minyicho]

truth is stranger than fiction

[affixjoy]

[itzalyssa035]

Fuck now she’s going to think I’m stalking her. (Guys pls get the reference) she’s so amazing I love her

[missamerican-pie]

[wolfsheart-blog]

Me looking ;) Wolf by W. C. C.

[glorbs-dominion]

Trending Topics

Wow, these topics do be trending. Trending so much they ended up trending into our "Fame Channel!"

[zaftigpink]

[copperbadge]

i feel this might be the only twitter bit you might not find distasteful: micro-usb tumblr com/post/701399330135982080

Oh man there's a lot of twitter bits I will enjoy in secrecy, but this one I will openly admit made me laugh.

"Christmas Without A Bluebird" coming soon to a Hallmark Channel near you. (Our heroine clearly rediscovers the value of hard work and entrepreneurship and starts a company that builds Internet Of Things wifi-connected birdhouses.)