At the Waterpark with Them...
Summary: A small set of headcanons and how I think Bane, Deathstroke, and TwoFace would react/act at a waterpark. Can be seen as romantic or platonic.
Notes: I just wanted to do a small silly bit of writing, idk this came to me in a dream. Serious question: Would Gotham have a Waterpark? I fear it would just be poisoned or contaminated constantly…
Bane:
• He’s one of the few that actually enjoys the waterpark!
• He especially likes the wave pool and is probably found with a bunch of kids dangling off his arms or asking him to throw them. He always makes sure it’s alright with a parent beforehand, he’s not a monster. He also likes to have you sit on his shoulders in the wave pool, especially if it’s a super strong one, he doesn’t want to lose you.
• Is told he’s over the weight limit on certain rides...he respects the rules, but is irritated.
• If it’s too hot or bright and there’s no shade, he will stand in front of you or hold something over you so you can cool off. He doesn’t mind getting sunburnt, in fact he’s more likely to get a perfect tan instead.
• He makes sure you stay hydrated and have sunscreen.
• If he sees really little kids, especially girls that are lost, he tries to help them get to the information desk or find their parents. Again he’s not a monster.
• He loves the lazy river and will hang onto your tube or raft so you don’t float away from him. He likes relaxing or getting a moment to hear you talk.
• Probably leaves a lot of complaints or suggestions for the front desk to fix parts of the rides or structures. He offers to fix them himself or leave step by step guides. Seriously, it could be safer, especially the chemicals in the water...
Slade/Deathstroke:
• He likes the water park, but doesn’t really care for it. It could go either way. He would just go because you wanted to, and how can he say no to you?
• He loves the surf-simulator and the drop slides. His favorite is showing off for all the kids, and then yelling and swearing at them when they call him Grandpa...he doesn’t look old right?
• Definitely asks to put sunscreen on your back and then puts some on your nose.
• Dunks random unsuspecting kids in the wave pool and ignores the life-guards whistling at him, because seriously what are they going to do to him? He’s a super-solider...
• He loves the swim up bar and flirting with literally everyone...unless you’re together than he’s flirting with you unabashedly and relentlessly...and it’s corny or suave, no in-between.
• He would wait in line all day for the water coasters!
• As much as he doesn’t really want to be there, he doesn’t really have a reason other than that. He mellows out throughout the day and then apologizes to you at the end for his actions...and how he got you guys banned.
• Is absolutely banned from the kiddie areas.....you all know why...but it’s all allegations.
Two-Face:
• He’s sooo nervous to be at the waterpark, although he’d be lying if he said he hated it, he just hates the attention he gets. He probably wears a huge hat and t-shirt the whole time.
• When parents look at him weird, or turn their kids away he just shouts that they should wear more sunscreen...don’t worry he has a bunch for you.
• He likes getting to be there with you, he feels normal.
• His favorite rides are probably the tube slides or “toilet bowl” rides where he’s hidden away for a moment, but he also adores the lazy river.
• He likes getting to sit in the cabana area, and will probably place his legs around you and let you lay down on his chest or just sit and eat or talk while sitting there. It’s very peaceful for him.
• He’s kind of hyper aware the whole time and watching everything and everyone! He can’t be too sure of anyone’s actions and wants to make sure you’re safe.
• He brings everything in a little bag and is so prepared. Towels, sunscreen, water, snacks, that book you’ve been wanting to read? Accident prone? He has band aids and creams. He has all of it for you to make sure you have a good day.
• Probably the only one who would buy you something in the gift shop, and definitely would get a commemorative coin or use the penny machine to get whatever stamped onto it.










