Ivy's Ramblings

Just random writings for random characters that don't get enough love | I'm delulu for fictional men | 18+ | ASKS CLOSED | Ask me questions about characters, I'm bored |

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Idk working on that currently, under cut :)

You can ask for headcanons or small drabbles/writings on any of the above characters. Please limit the Hot Wheels ones (I just wrote the Mark one for fun and didn't expect the Fandom to be so active 😅). Asking doesn't mean they will be done, but if I have the inspiration and time I will try my best to write something.

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Requests accepted for the following characters:

☆DC: Bane, Two-Face, Deathstroke

☆Marvel: Azazel, Sabertooth

☆HotWheels: Mark Wylde, Kurt Wylde

☆Any Miscellaneous Characters listed above*

*Will be picked at my choice if I feel qualified or motivated enough to write for the character, I also need to know enough about said character

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Telltale Bane NSFW Alphabet.

He's been like a worm in my brain. 18+ ffs don't be a turd. Mostly GN but I do refer to eating pussy in the oral category 🫡

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

fuuuuck what a banger question to start with, because if he hasn't already, he's gonna win your heart. Down for literally whatever, cuddle? He's already pulled you close. Water? Pssh, it was already on the nightstand. Shower? He'll carry you. Always asks if you're okay…and if he was good. If it wasn't good, don't lie, he will try again, he is genuinely relentless. Such a lover boy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Any part of his physique he knows he really worked for, he takes pride in himself! And honestly any part of him you compliment a lot will be easy to love.

NOW don't….throw rocks and tomatoes at me when I say this. He likes your feet.. OKAY RESTRAIN YOUR DISGUST i know many of you will be mad bc theres this huge online culture of thinking a foot fetish is the worst thing a human could possibly have BUT you have to listen to me, A) get fucking real its literally not a big deal. B) they're so little next to his!! He has huge scary man feet, so to him, there is something so delicate and special about every bit of you, even what you see as undesirable. His hand can engulf the whole thing, and he loves feeling how soft your heels are. Not a toe sucker (…unleeeesss) but would absolutely hold and kiss your feet.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ummmmm have we ever really conceptualized how fucking big those loads have to be? I'm thinking he might not be suuuper fertile though because of the venom. Other drugs affect fertility, so I imagine it's no different for that. If he finishes inside you, you absolutely need to be on a towel bc its just gonna start falling out of you on the sheets, theres no amount of leg squeezing or butt clenching that's gonna save you. If you can swallow all that, you should receive a veteran's discount. I don't think the venom makes it taste all that nice either, sorryyyy.;;

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He kinda likes that you can't take it all at first. He likes the struggle and he reeeally likes watching you adapt over time and start to take more and more. It makes you look so needy to need more every time. Your determination impresses him and turns him on, the gasps, the winces and nods and eye contact. The way your face twists and little struggling breaths pulled through tight clenched teeth, the shimmering glassiness of your eyes, tears barely welling but not falling. You're so strong and tough for him. BUT the double edge sword is in the fact that he'd never ever want to actually hurt hurt you. Testing your limits is way different than making you hurt yourself to get him off, that makes him feel gross.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Medium? Not his first time at the rodeo but he's no cowboy, yet. Lots of failed flings, he is rarely approached, just because of his sheer intimidation factor. But on the chance he does take someone up on an offer, they are highly likely to pull away. But! He has been successful enough times to know what he likes and how to lay the moves on you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Positions can get a little awkward and a little,.. challenging. He doesn't want to suffocate you under him, he's pretty wide to straddle and the height difference is a bit troublesome. He does like to lift you and set you on something to line yourselves up. Sometimes he pulls you close to the edge and fucks you from the front, sometimes he bends you over and holds you up and fucks you from the back. Also the only person in the whole entire world to be ACTUALLY good at sex standing up.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Totally depends, can certainly be playful, broad smiles through kisses, love bites and squeezes. But he locks the fuck in when he gets real passionate.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Fuck yeah bush all fucking day fight meeeee. Armpits, too. It fits him well and it's ridiculously hot. Treasure trail and chest hair, too.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

11/10 intimate. The most romantic ever, end of story. Totally does that thing where he grabs you by the back of the neck and presses his sweaty forehead against yours. Looooves making out while you have sex, wants to breathe in your air and you breathe his. Sex to him is like getting as close physically and emotionally to someone as possible. He's not often seen in this light, he takes full advantage to appreciate the situation.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jerking off gets monotonous and boring, even if the porn is fresh. Same rough hand, same wasted load, same post nut clarity. Will get his rocks off if he's really needy and just can't have you, but gets kinda depressed if he makes a routine about it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink feels like low hanging fruit (ayo). I do think he is into sweat, the way it looks on himself, the way it looks on you, the way it smells on you. He likes when you're into his, too. (shoving my nose in his pits and huffing for my fucking life)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He is not against a lil semi public / public fuck. If you find yourselves alone with a little time on your hands, you can get away with a lot. He is not scared of someone walking in on you, what're they gonna do? Stop him? Yeah okay, good luck. But if you would be embarassed or uncomfortable, he wouldn't put you in that situation. He likes your place, with your nice bed and pillows.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Is it too wholesome to just say true love? Like. babe.. true love…..

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing, his only real big red flag is how possessive he can be, even on accident. A simple misunderstanding can lead to a broken back on whoever was trying to woo you. Despite being the scariest motherfucker in the room, he still feels the competition, and gets that pang of jealousy and insecurity. Which, just will not stand.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

THAT BOY IS A MUUUUNCHHH-AAAH. He's eatin it he's eatin it laying down he's eating it from the back he's eating it from underneath he's lifting you above his head and running his tongue through the whooooole boxxxxx he's eating ass he's not giving a single fuuuuck, he's big, he's hungrryy.

Getting head is totally his guilty pleasure, it's not physically possible to throat him or even fit most of his dick just in your mouth, the only time you could probably get all of him is sucking him soft but he's gonna get hard fast and halt your plan. You know that one pic of the hamster and the banana…any way.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Once again, he's nuanced, there's a time and a place for everything, and his definition of rough isn't exactly average, so its always going to intense, even if he's as gentle as he can be.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sure! A risky quickie is more up his alley, being sneaky all in good fun and feeling like you have a special little secret about all the places you snuck off to fuck. But he's not super thrilled by the idea of just pumping and dumping then walking away, there's gotta be some flavor there.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

It's give and take, there's some fun risks and then there's risks he's wise enough to not push. Public? Fun! Pregnancy? Not that fun… BDSM? Fun! Ripping a hole in your guts? Not fun at all!!! He knows his limits.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Jesus Christ, forever and ever no recovery period, but he kinda cums fast….. but he can just keep doing it until he shoots blanks.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He'd mooch your toys to use on you. I know this is the truth.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's got the easiest bluff to call in the history of bluffs. Will act like he's gonna hold out and make you beg but he's always the one begging in the end. Hands clasped, head bowed, the whole nine yards.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Sighs of pleasure, focused grunts, a growling inhale and sweet things spoken in your ear, interchanging between Spanish and English. Fairly subdued, not fucking hootin and hollerin but he's not tight lipped.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Seeing you dressed down in just a big shitty tee shirt, no makeup, hair all stupid…that shit turns him ON. He loves seeing you comfortable and waiting for him, like you couldn't even get out of your pjs and start the day without him around. He's just so happy to make you feel safe.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It is Literally Exactly what you think. Uncut.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Oh, how he yeeeaaarnnss…. he'll think about it all day. It's less of the orgasm that drives him and more the intimacy and connection. If he's bricked as fuck and comes home to you and you are just nowhere near the mood, he won't be mad or disappointed or sour, he's happy to just be in your company.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Probably won't fall asleep before you but there is always the off day. He's not prone to fatigue, everything is easy to him, but he's also not immune to Cozy. And cozy does he get, he's had to go a long time living with no comfort, so he will eat it out of the palm of your hand when you offer it.

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Hello, good morning, I have 2 or 3 questions

1-Do you plan to open requests in the future?

2- Do you plan to expand the list of DC characters you write about?

3-Have you considered writing for other versions of Bane/Two-Face? For example, Telltale, BTAS, etc. (I think Telltale, for instance, doesn't get the attention it deserves on Tumblr in general.)

(Thank you for reading my message)

Good morning! ♡

1. Currently I'm trying to work through requests I got while on hiatus. Very slowly I'm getting through them, but I want to finish those before I start taking anymore.

I want to be able to write the best I can!

Honestly, if you (or anyone) wanted to send in requests while my Asks are closed, I'll see them, but probably won't work on them for awhile.

2. I've thought about expanding my list, but genuinely I don't think I'd be able to write for many other characters as passionately or "accurately". Sometimes I get requests for other characters (like Killer Croc and Black Mask), and I really have to think about how I want to approach those.

Honestly there are a few other characters I would like to challenge myself and write for, but I don't know when I'll get to that.

3. I still haven't gotten around to looking into the Telltale series, and don't know that much about the characters. It's one of the games I've been trying to get into and just don't have the time.

I think the way I write for TwoFace could go for multiple versions of the character, but Arkham Origins Bane is my favorite. Maybe I'll like the Telltale version too, who knows :)

I hope you have a good day, lovely!

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Do you like writing for all 3 rougues or do you just write for them because people ask?

Of all the characters I write for, I will say Bane is my favorite to write for, but I also love when I get requests for all three. Each one is so similar but so so different. It's like getting to write for the three different types I like in one go :)

I do like getting requests for other characters too, it's always a good way to get my "writing juices" flowing and practice different styles and character personalities (like get into their heads). And obviously some prompts are easier to write for certain characters than others.

But I love getting Bane requests more than anything. He's my favorite. ♡

Need a man like that.

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What do you think Bane Twofac and Deathstroke would be like as dads? Do you think they'd want to be or what if they found out reader was pregnant with theirs.

Uhg I think this is the cutest thought. Imagine these rogues turning soft for their partner and then kid...and only them. No one would believe they had a kid either, except for maybe Slade. I think they'd be absolutely unprepared (and scared) for a kid, but they'd do anything to keep you comfortable and happy.

Girl Dad or Boy Dad?

Bane Girl Dad

Bane Boy Dad

Slade Girl Dad

Slade Boy Dad

Two-Face Girl Dad

Two-Face Boy Dad

None of them should have kids wtf

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

"Wait, you're pregnant?"

Summary: The Rogues (Bane, Deathstroke, Two-Face) are in some sort of relationship with the reader and find out they're expecting. Little headcanons on how they'd react finding out and what they'd do.

Notes: This is actually such a cute prompt and I hope I did this justice, I might have written too much…I kind of reached flow state (especially with Harvey, like I could've kept going).

Warnings: Mentions of sex?

Bane: Absolutely a girl dad

Bane came home to you after a longer mission, what it was for he never told you, he figured you’d be a little safer that way. No one could hurt you as you were safe in his apartment on his base. If you needed something he trusted his men to do it quickly and efficiently.

Still he knew that you liked to leave every now and then to be with friends or run your own errands, but it was early…really early in the morning.

So when he came back and you weren’t around, he immediately became worried.

“Cariña?” he’d call out, cautiously making his way through the kitchen and dining area, “Mi amor, where are you?”

He’d immediately perk up and rush to the bathroom, finding you face first in the toilet bowl. You looked up at him weakly, smiling before throwing up again.

“Ay, Cariña, qué te pasa?” he cooed, stooping down to kneel next to you.

He’d hold your hair out of your face, and grab a soft wet washcloth to clean you up if need be. He would be so patient and understanding, even if you’re crying or apologizing. He’s seen, and dealt, worse messes.

“Surprise,” you’d say with a nervous smile, welcoming him home, “I’m pregnant.”

He’d be incredibly silent for a moment, and he’s already a pretty quiet man, so you begin to worry. But then he’d quickly scoop you up into his arms and spin you around. He’s ecstatic, and this is the happiest you’ve seen him…he generally doesn’t show any emotions.

He then set you down, suddenly feeling awful for not being here for you to help you out or lighten your load, “Mi Vida, I’m so sorry I’ve been gone. When did you know?”

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He’d need a lot of reassurance for the first few days, especially when he thinks he might hurt you. He’s incredibly attentive to you and your needs, often knowing what you need before you do.

He makes sure you get to all your appointments (with the best doctors), are eating right, and getting healthy amounts of excercise and vitamins.

He’s honestly scared how big you’ll get, but won’t say he is, he doesn’t want to scare you.

He loves when he can finally start feeling the baby kick, “strong, just like her papá.”

He would want a girl, a mini you, but wouldn’t be mad either way. The most important thing to him is that you and baby are healthy and safe.

He’ll go a little overboard during the “nesting” phase and you’ll have to rein him back in. Seriously he’ll baby proof the whole base, apartment, and baby locks dangerous areas (his men are not happy about the baby gates and locks).

He’ll hold up your belly if you’re tired of the weight, or just carry you around. Again your comfort and health are his top priority, anything you want or need he’s already prepared it. Don’t be scared to ask him for anything…seriously anything you need or want he’ll do.

He won’t be offended, angered, or off put by your mood or outbursts, he knows it’s just a natural part of pregnancy. He also probably has a calendar or notebook filled with little details or information about your whole pregnancy.

He knew when you’d go into labor, it’s scary accurate.

Is absolutely in the room while you’re pushing (although you’ll probably need a C section). Let’s you squeeze the life out of his hand, and it’s really hard for him to bite his tongue with the doctor’s telling you what to do. He has just as much knowledge, if not more than they do.

He absolutely sheds a few tears once he sees your baby, but immediately checks on you first and praises you, “you did so well, Mi Vida. I’m so proud.”

He makes sure to take care of the baby so you can rest, seriously don’t worry about lifting a finger. He wants you to heal up, rest, and regain your strength. Again you are his top priority.

You’ll catch him reading his books outloud while your baby sleeps on his chest, and very rarely you’ll hear him singing lullabies in spanish. He likes getting to spend time together, it relaxes him, and you find it endearing.

Be careful, you might end up pregnant again.

He’s honestly just like a big guard dog, and will sometimes take a walk through the base with your baby so you can have some me time, especially during the crying all night phase.

Could fit your baby in one hand and no doubt carries it around like a football sometimes. He’s so so careful though! You and your baby are his most treasured possessions (not that he thinks he owns you), and he loves you dearly.

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson: He has so many kids, he couldn’t care less what the gender is, just as long as they're strong.

Slade returned to your shared apartment late, he had just come back from a long job, and as always he wanted to smother you.

“I’m back Babydoll,” Slade purred, bringing you close to him, but he immediately clocked you holding your breath. He raised an eyebrow, looking down at you, “what’s wrong?”

“Sorry, your cologne…or maybe the blood is just making me, nauseous,”

“Hmm, you wanna come wash off with me?” he cooed, bringing you back to his chest.

You pushed away quickly, running over to the nearest garbage can, throwing up.

“Aww baby, are you pregnant?” he chuckled, half joking.

But the way you looked at him, almost mortified or embarrassed, worried he’d be unhappy or maybe even angry, made him immediately want to take back his chuckle, especially seeing your eyes tear up.

“Oh sweetheart, I’m not mad. Let me wash up so you don’t feel sick when I kiss you, alright?” he said with a wolfish grin.

He’d gesture for you to sit on the bed while he took the quickest, most thorough shower of his life, and then he basically tackled you down onto the bed. He’d hold you close to him, hands on your tummy while kissing the top of your head.

“Mmm, I’ve wanted to make you a mommy for awhile,” he purred.

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There’s something about you being pregnant that makes his ego bigger than it was before, and makes him incredibly horny…both of which you thought couldn’t get higher.

He absolutely gets more domestic with you and is careful to avoid your triggers (things that make you nauseous or moody). He’ll cook your favorite meals, go out in hail or snow to get things you’re craving, and doesn’t shame you.

He always makes sure you’re comfortable, and he absolutely loves giving you massages. He’ll wash your hair for you or shave places for you you can’t reach. Don’t apologize to him for anything, he’s doing all these things for you because he cares about you.

He loves cuddling with you, or laying his head on your lap while he rubs your belly. He also loves fucking you while you’re pregnant, mostly because he can blow load after load in you…the consequences have already been dealt.

Sometimes he gets angry, but doesn’t direct it towards you. He really has to fight back his pride when you don’t want him near you at certain times because of your hormones or mood (he knows he’s an asshole).

He likes the thought of you being pregnant more than the actual process. But, he’ll help you out and take care of you as much as he can. He does like building the nursery and being handy (and handsy with you).

He gets very possessive of you in public, and has to fight back the urge to maim or kill guys who look at you for too long…except he will yell at those who call you names or call him “gramps”. He’s not a grandpa, just “beekeeping” age.

He’s incredibly cool and collected when you go into labor, and if you joke about him having “done this before?”, he won’t reveal, or even give you a tell that he has other kids. They’re all grown, and he doesn’t really age, so who cares? He’ll just tell you that you’re his priority and he has to make sure you’re healthy and safe, no use in making you anxious by being nervous himself.

He doesn’t really stop going on missions or jobs during your pregnancy, or after, but you will notice he’s around a bit more than before.

Sometimes you’ll wake up in the middle of the night to no baby crying or fussing, and will see him rocking your baby to sleep, or holding it while he stands and watches the news or something in the kitchen.

He likes spiking up your baby’s hair and giving it a little matching costume to his. He thinks it’s hilarious.

You also will notice he gives you gifts and pampers you more than before…if that was even possible. He knows you need your rest and time to recover.

At the end of the night if you’ve already fallen asleep, he’ll kiss you before tucking your baby into its crib.

He does thorough sweeps of the apartment, making sure you’re all safe and sound, he seems almost paranoid at times. But, he loves getting to crawl into bed and pull you close to him, while keeping an eye on your kid.

He may be shit at showing it, but he really does care about both of you.

Two-Face: This is like his dream, prays it's twins and you have a girl and a boy

Harv came barreling in through your bedroom door, his hair was wet and his suit was soaked, and he seemed more pissed off than usual.

You came out of the bathroom in one of his suits, too tired and nauseous for anything nice, it was laundry day and you had thrown up an hour before. You tried to make yourself look happy, knowing he was in a bad mood.

“Darling, where are you?” he asked looking around, finding you coming out of the bathroom looking miserable.

He could never stay mad around you (or get mad at you), and even though he was pissed from a failed heist with his goons, and thought you looked absoltely adorable in nothing more than his suit jacket, there was something going on with you, and you were more important to him than anything.

“Hey,” he rasped softly, pulling you into a hug, “is something wrong? How was your night?”

You took a deep breath, knowing you’d have to tell him eventually, “I’m pregnant.”

Harv was silent for a moment, as if he was trying to figure out if what you said was real or just another voice in his head, “wait, you’re pregnant?”

You nodded, feeling the weight from before press down on you, but Harv only squeezed you tighter. You could hear his breath grow shaky, as if he was trying to hold in tears. You looked up at him and he smiled down at you. He was definitely crying.

“I promise I’ll take care of you,” he whispered, kissing your forehead.

He would stand there holding you a little longer, rethinking every doubt he’d ever had in his mind. He really was lucky and thankful to have you in his life, given his circumstances and everything.

**********

Harv would be on cloud nine for the first few days, he’s absolutely over joyed with this news and goes around and tells all of his goons he’s going to be a dad, and most of them just nod along with it. Whatever the boss says.

Then after the high, he crashes and becomes increasingly cautious and anxious around you, he’s probably more worried and nervous than you are.

He’s scared his kid will be scared of him, that maybe it’s not actually his. He’s insanely paranoid he’ll do something to hurt you or your baby, or both of you, and Harvey and TwoFace bicker back and forth.

Please talk some sense into him, he needs all the reassurance and love you can give.

It takes him awhile, but once he’s calmed down, he is over joyed again. This is an absolute dream come true for him. Not just that you’re pregnant, that’s the cherry on top for him, but he never thought he’d have a partner that loves him…at least enough to expand your family with him.

Harvey absolutely longs for a normal life, and is absolutely a family man. He becomes so domestic and the “nesting” phase never seems to stop.

He makes you special dinners (he does his best at least), makes sure you’re always comfortable (he’ll send his goons out for supplies and errands), and is almost always within ear shot so if you do need something he can get it for you.

He will indulge all of your cravings and will try them with you. He’ll keep his opinions to himself, but his facial expressions don’t hide his thoughts.

He loves once you start showing and his favorite thing to do is talk to your belly or feel the baby kick, “ha! Did you feel that sweetheart? He must like the sound of my voice.”

He secretly hopes you have twins, one boy and one girl, but he’d be happy with anything as long as you’re healthy and so is the baby…or babies. He won’t admit it but sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat from nightmares. He’d genuinely blow up the block and then blow his shit off if something happened to you.

He will freak out a little bit once your contractions start, but he locks in once you actually go into labor. He is overly prepared, has a bag ready, the carseat already installed in the car (which took lots of cussing and trial and error), and some of the best doctor’s on speed dial.

He’ll stay awake the whole time with you in the hospital, let you squeeze his hand, but he is so scared to hold your baby. He doesn’t want to accidentally drop it or hurt it…or scare it.

But as soon as he holds it (after you of course) he has the biggest dopiest smile on his face that doesn’t seem to go away for weeks. God he’s so proud of you, and he silently thanks Lady Gotham for giving him a second chance.

You notice he seems calmer.

Sometimes you’ll catch him reading late at night while your baby sleeps on his chest, and very rarely you’ll catch him asleep on the floor while your baby bounces in a little chair also asleep. It’s the cutest thing when they’re both drooling.

You never have to worry about getting no sleep since Harvey is always ontop of feedings and changings and just giving you peace of mind.

He makes your baby laugh so much.

He’s genuinely such a dork and does his best to be a good father. He’ll get little matching outfits for the two of them, never complains about messes, and always seems so ecstatic with even the smallest milestones. He puts so much work and effort into everything and always makes sure to reassure you.

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𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔

☆ SUMMARY: In which you decide to prank them by flinching each time they attempt to touch you.

⚠️ WARNINGS: fluff, slight angst, pettiness, paranoia, kisses, cuddles, implied nsfw, obsessive and possessive behaviour

☆ CHARACTERS: albert wesker, leon s. kennedy, chris redfield, jack krauser, carlos oliveira, luis navarro, hunk, karl heisenberg, zeno, ada wong, jill valentine, claire redfield

𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑

You have balls of iron to prank him like this

Wesker was not one for jokes so you were basically signing your death sentence

Out of everyone, he chose to be with you and it would definitely bother him but you just wanted to tease him to see his reaction

It didn’t help that you decided to prank him on one of his most stressful days 😱

The moment he reached out to you, your shoulders tense and you flinched away

His hand stopped midair immediately

His eyes behind his shades sharpened and he sneered

“Explain.” 

Suddenly it felt as if you were strapped in a chair within an interrogation room and Wesker held the whip 

You simply stated your skin was itchy and you pretended to scratch your back

He eyed your skin longingly and hungrily

Wesker wasn’t a fool

He continued to approach you, his hands just inches away from your skin when you would move away from him

Your body tensed and you flinched, inclining your entire existence away from him as if he was the biggest disease in the room 💀

Wesker assumed you were fooling around but it irked him deeply 

He was prepared to discipline you when work called him in

You flinched for real when he left the room as you heard him slam his fist on the other side 💔

Now you felt bad 

Wesker never showed emotions but this was something new

You hurt his feelings 🥺

Dinner came and you were having trouble reaching for the top shelf when his hand came into view and got it

Instead, he placed it even higher and he pinned you to the counter with hands on both of your sides

“Start talking.” He demanded

“It was a prank.” You admitted, “I just thought it’d be fun to tease you.”

A long silence came between you two

“So you find psychological warfare amusing?” Wesker mocked

You laughed out nervously until you gulped when he cornered you with his frame and snatched your face

He placed a gentle kiss on your lips

“Do that again…” He whispered against your mouth dangerously, “I’ll make you regret it.”

Too bad for you, his mind was already made up

That night as you were getting ready for bed, he threw you on top of the sheets and pinned you there as he kissed you roughly while taking off your pajamas

He punished you the entire night 🫣

𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍 𝐒. 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐘

Leon always thought this world was rainbows and sunshines when he joined RPD, only to be hit with reality that evil does exist

He wouldn’t allow himself to be used and manipulated again as he viewed the world in a different way

He had lost faith and hope but the moment he met you, his life suddenly became better and he could see colour once more 💘

He swears he’ll do anything to protect you

You brought out the innocent and selfless side of him because of your sweetness and he wanted to keep it

He was busy and you wanted to throw a little prank on him to destress him

Except it did the complete opposite

Leon was devastated 😭

He didn’t know what he did wrong

It happened when he reached for your shoulder and you recoiled like an animal, your hands moving in front like a shield

He froze right away and his face was stunned

“Oh shit. I’m sorry.” He apologized

He backs away

He starts overthinking everything and his mind began to spiral

This poor man was trying to find out what he did wrong so the best he could do was to keep his distance, though he kept looking at you from the couch

You didn’t look at him the whole time! 

“We’re good… right?” He asked slowly after 5 hours

You didn’t answer

Leon starts getting gentle… 

And desperate

He started asking permission for everything

“Can I hold your hand?”

“Can I sit closer?”

“Is this okay?”

You didn’t reply to any of it 💀

But you were slowly dying on the inside - your heart couldn’t take it anymore! 🥺

“Leon, I’m so sorry.” You turned around, “I was playing a prank on you.”

You hugged him right away and Leon’s jaw dropped with disbelief

But he hugged you back right away, placing kisses on your head and your jawline

“Don’t do that again.” He pleaded

You nodded and you placed a kiss upon his lips

His arms tightened as for your revenge, you’re tackled with endless cuddles

Clothes start to slowly disappear from both your bodies 😚

You’re not escaping him for the rest of the night

𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃

Chris Redfield always took his missions seriously

He lost so many friends and comrades along the way to the point where he didn’t really care about his happiness anymore

He had been through so much that his soul was hardened and unbreakable, until you crossed paths with him

With you, he felt happier and safer as well 🥰

He was very busy these days and you were trying to get his attention until Claire suggested you to do something 

It sounded mean but very tempting at the same time

“Hey…” Chris greeted you, his hand reaching out to stroke your hair

You flinched and your face shifted to a look of discomfort

You backed away

Chris noticed right away but he was more concerned than hurt

Who on earth hurt you? 

He’ll make them pay 😤

“Woah there.” He tried to comfort you but you avoided his hand once more

He felt awful 

“Did I scare you?” He asked softly

Now you felt awful

Chris became very patient despite being a physically affectionate person towards you

He was very touched starved as he yearned to feel your warmth and hold you in his arms but he held himself back

You needed space

He focused on showing his love in other ways

He’d bring you your favourite drink and snacks

He wiped your lips with a napkin

He stayed out of range but also not too far in case you hurt yourself

He places a blanket on you when you took a nap on the couch

Protective husband mode was on at maximum level and he’d do it as many times until you felt safe with him again 🥺

You were crumbling because Chris was so sweet

You were going to get Claire back

“It was a joke.” You finally broke and he gave you a death stare, “But in my defense, Claire was the one who told me to do it.”

He was silent and you got scared for real

“...You little shits.”

He started laughing, a loud and happy laugh, as he didn’t feel amused in a long time

You squeak when he grabs you and lifts you up effortlessly before he caught you in his warm bear hug

“Can you handle this?” He squeezed you tighter

You nodded as you snuggled into it and he gave a nice slap to your ass 😋

After sexy time, he held you tightly and never let you go for the rest of the night

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐊𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑

He was probably the most terrifying one out of all of them

You might as well say bye-bye to this world 🤪

He was rough, ruthless, and he always marked you as his but at the same time, it was clear he was entirely devoted and in love with you

You made a small prayer in your head before you decided to continue with your prank

Jack was stressed and he reached out towards you, hoping for some quality time together

However, you flinched from him and jumped a few feet back away from him

He took it personally 💀

His expression hardens

“...What the fuck was that?” He asked you with venom

He chased after you but you rushed off, making sure there was a good distance between you two

He catches up easily and he reached out towards you but you slapped his hand away 🫢

Your behaviour was rubbing him the wrong way and he’s not going to be soft about it

He started thinking someone had threatened you or planted fear in your head and his protective instincts spiked up hard

The more you avoided his touch, the more visibly irritated he got - not at you, but at the situation

He didn’t like to show weakness but he had no choice

“You’re scared of me now?”

You expected him to yell at you but his voice came out quieter than expected

And that finally broke you

Because behind his strong facade and all that arrogance and intimidation, he’s genuinely hurt 😩

“Oh baby, it was just a prank.” You confessed

He blinks

He continues to blink

Then he scoffed at you

“Jackass.” He muttered underneath his breath

In a single second, he grabbed your arm and yanked you into his chest, his arms holding you so tightly

He was secretly relieved but he wanted more

“You better start apologizing.” He demanded

You giggled and peppered his cheeks with kisses, before moving to his lips

He kissed you back but he was still not satisfied

“Cheap tactic.” He mumbled against your lips

His teeth traveled down your jawline and found your neck, biting into it, causing you to yelp

His hands found your shirt and he yanked it off harshly as he shot you a hungry look

“Get down on your knees.” 😜

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐒 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐀

Carlos was usually the one making you laugh and you always crumbled with his jokes

He lit up your entire world until a lightbulb lit up in your head and you wanted to tease him back

You also have game as well and you were excited to see his reaction

Carlos was SO offended

Not angry offended

Puppy offended 🐶

It happened when he made you laugh and he reached out to hold your hand, but you pulled it away before he could take it

He was confused and he tried to touch you once more but you flinched harshly, your eyes going wide to add more to the effect

He froze and made the most saddest expression you’ve ever seen 😔

Ouch

He was naturally touchy, flirty, and affectionate and being forced to hold himself back, it was painful

He was being dramatic but it still shot a dagger into your heart

“So you’re okay with a Carlos-less world?” He asked you

He started to be very awkward on keeping hands to himself

No arm around your shoulders, no playful nudges, no kisses

He even thought his hands were dirty!

This poor bloke washed his hands at least 50 times that day within two hours 💀

You were trying to keep up the act until you accidentally made eye-contact with him

He was looking at you and fidgeting around, almost as if he wants to lunge at you but is forcing himself not to

You were a terrible person 😡

“Carlos, honey…” You turned to him, “It’s just a prank. I’m only messing with you.”

The moment you said that, he gasped dramatically 

He launched himself off the couch and immediately held you

“BABY.” He called you with adoration

You laughed out loud as he kissed your entire face, before moving down to worship your body as his hair tickled your skin

“I was suffering!” He cried out, “I thought you stopped liking me!”

He kissed you deeply

“I thought you were going to dump me!”

“I wanted to cry!” 🥺

He really did

You apologized and he wrapped around your body completely and somehow became even more clingier than before

Nonstop cuddles, cheek kisses, and of course… his most favourite-

Making you his the entire night

𝐋𝐔𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎

This flirty boy was going to be the death of you the moment you decided to play this cruel prank on him

Luis’ face lit up when he saw you jump down from above and he immediately opened his arms to hold you

Except you gave him a flinch

You turned your head and backed away from him, as if he was the bane of your existence 💀

He noticed right away but didn’t think too much of it

He thought it was cute that you’re teasing him

“Ay, cariño, am I really that scary?” He wiggled his eyebrows before he tried to touch you again

You do it again

And again

The humour fades each time as the air around you two slowly turned cold 

Luis was naturally affectionate - always touching your waist when he passes by, brushing your hair out when it gets messing, and kissing your knuckles since you’re always working so hard

Having you avoid him like the plague hit him like a truck 🫠

The final time he reached for you, you flinched and he stops midair

“Oh.”

He choked out that word and you felt your heart hurt right away

How could you do this to him?

Luis tries to smile - he really does

Except his smile doesn’t reach his eyes and it lost his usual flare

His smile disappears all at once 😞

He starts to keep his distance in subtle ways - leaning against the opposite counter beside you, offering you things without touching you, and forcing his hands into his pocket so he won't accidentally reach for you

His flirtiness was finally gone

“Did I do something wrong?” He whined, “I would never hurt you, yes? Talk to me, princess.”

“I miss you.”

He sounded so sincere and you broke character

“Luis, it was simply a prank.” You told him, “I miss you too. That was too cruel.”

Luis blinks as he stared at you as he couldn’t believe it

He sighs dramatically and pulls you against him, hard

“You nearly killed me, love.” He sighed, “You are cruel, beautiful, yes… but very cruel. You’ll break a thousand men’s hearts.”

You laugh before you reach up to him and kissed him passionately

He held you tightly against him as he won’t let you escape anytime soon

Now every time you touch him, he’ll fake-gasp dramatically 🙄

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐊

This man is defined by his cold, detached, and utterly professional personality but it all came crashing down when he met you

He usually has no regard for anyone, not even his own teammates but if someone were to look at you the wrong way, he’d eliminate them

Everytime he’s around you, he lets his walls down

So it’s like a betrayal to him once you decided to prank him

His gloved hand reached for your head and instead of you leaning towards him, you backed away

A teensy bit because a part of you felt bad 😭

But he still noticed

Years of surviving impossible situations made him an excellent observer to one’s reaction, including years

The room goes silent

“Did you think I was going to hurt you?”

His voice was low behind his mask but there was a roughness to it 🫣

You started to panic

“It’s just a joke.” You rambled quickly, “I didn’t mean it.”

Still, Hunk was staring at you with such intensity that it made you feel pinned down in place without him even touching you

He reached up once more - this time much slower in case you’re scared 🥺

His fingers brush your cheek with care, as if you’re a fragile being despite the fact he knows you’re not

You shivered when his thumb drags lightly along your skin

“You don’t flinch around anyone else.” He notes 

He wasn’t accusing you and that somehow sounds worse

“I really am just teasing you.” You told him once more, “I shouldn’t have done it. It was stupid and ridiculous.”

He gave out a humourless chuckle 💀

“...You’re SO lucky I like you.”

Yeah, you really were or else you’d be laying in a puddle of your own blood now 🥴

Hunk somehow becomes more clingier, even if he denies it

Everytime you walk passed him, you’d feel his hand upon the curve of your back

He’d pull you close to his chest while sitting

He’d even tilt your chin up so you’re looking directly at him

One night, he removes his glove and his hand dived underneath your shirt, stroking your skin

You jolted at that sensation but he quickly brushed his knuckles over your cheek

“No more flinching.” He says quietly

You shivered and nodded

It was both an order and confession

𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐆

This brilliant, charismatic, and sadistic engineer fell for your charm completely

You were the one person he wanted to be with forever and you were the light in his life, keeping him sane despite his deep disdain for Miranda

He was a very good lover and you were starting to regret everything

Heisenberg reached over to grab your waist and you jerked back as if you’re startled

You even stumbled and fell to the ground, your hip hitting the side of the table and you knew a new bruise was forming on your skin

Heisenberg freezes right away and he quickly went over to help you

You denied his help 💀

You still needed to be in character!

“Woah, sweetheart, you alright? What the hell was that?” He asked you worriedly

Did he upset you?

He made sure to remember all the important dates 

He also made sure to not eat the last piece of cake 👏🏻

The way you’re looking and acting towards him bothered him genuinely and his expression shifts to something serious

You could feel your act faltering

“Hey,” He says softly, “I’d never put my hands on you like that.”

Now you felt like the biggest scumbag on earth

“Oh honey, I was just pranking you.” You slowly got up, wincing.

You regretted it immensely as not only did you hurt him, you’re also going to have to deal with a bruise for a week

Serves you right 😗

Heisenberg grabs you right away and he pulled you into his chest

His hand reached to slowly massage your forming bruise, in which you let out a sweet sound

His beard brushes your forehead and you felt safe the moment his scruffy chin landed on your head

“Got me over here having a heart attack.” He muttered, “I thought I was going to have to kill someone for you, sweetheart.”

You held him tighter

His hand was rubbing circles around your skin when he suddenly pinched it, causing you to yelp

“Don’t do that again.” He whispered into your ear, his voice changing, “Or else your whole body will be covered in bruises.”

You nodded

But now he just had a new idea with what to do with you next as he threw you onto the couch and went on top of you

His hand landed on your thigh and he squeezed it, making you blush

“Now sweetheart, that’s a good look on your face.” He leaned in closer

“We’re going to have a great time together.” ♥️

𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐎

Out of everyone, he reacted the quietest and it somehow makes it hit harder

Mystery was the best way to describe him and despite being in a relationship with him, there were still many things you didn’t know about him

But a part of you was curious so you thought it’d be fun to prank him since he’s always so serious

You thought wrong 💀

Zeno reached out to take your hand but you flinched away from his touch

His expression barely changes but his hand retracts immediately

He looks at you up and down, before he circled around you, trying to assess if there was anything wrong with you

He also admired your ass too- 😉

“You dislike my touch?” He asked out slowly

His voice was calm which made you felt awful right away

Zeno doesn’t take things lightly as every action calls for his utmost attention, especially when it comes from you

He knew everything about you, memorized your habits, your moods, the way your breathing changes, and how your body melts against his

So this reaction of yours unsettles him deeply

“It’s nothing.” You waved it off, but he keeps analyzing you

“You recoiled before thinking.” He blew out a smoke, “That reaction is instinctive.”

Oh no

He’s losing his mind internally

He’s losing his composure now

“It’s just a prank.” You finally confessed, feeling terrible, “It’s supposed to be funny but I guess I went too far. Forgive me.”

He goes completely still before he steps closer

One hand gently cups the side of your neck

“You enjoy provoking me.”

His thumb strokes beneath your jaw while he held your gaze, as you felt your stomach flip many times

“I do not appreciate jokes like that.” He spat

Despite his harsh voice, there’s hurt beneath it

You felt terrible as you quickly brought your arms around him

Zeno somehow becomes even more possessive after that

Every single time he’s with you, he has to make sure his hand is touching a part of your body

Fingers holding yours, hands on your thigh, arm around your waist, you leaning against his shoulder… everything 🤭

When it comes to sexy time, this man goes all out, making you know who you belong to and to put you in place 

When you curled up against him in bed, he pressed a kiss on your forehead

“Next time you want my attention, ask for it directly.” 

𝐀𝐃𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆

Ada was an expert at playing with one’s emotions as one second, she was head heels over for you, and the next, you were some random pet she decided to toy with

You didn’t know what her true intentions were and honestly, you were getting kind of sick of it

It was payback time 😏

She was supposed to meet you tonight and of course, she’s late as always

Too bad for her you weren’t going to be too nice tonight

“I’m sorry I’m late. Work caught me.” Ada stated as she walked into the room

She sat down next to you but you made no response to answer her

“Let me make it up to you.” She whispered huskily

She reached up to hold you but you backed away

She noticed but she pretended she didn’t as she tried once more but you reacted more violently this time, flinching before standing up to walk away

She didn’t show it but her heart dropped 

She’s spiraling in endless circles 😶‍🌫️

Ada thought she wouldn’t be too emotionally invested in you but the way you recoiled from her touch hits deeper than she’d like to admit

But she didn’t break

“Silence treatment, huh?” She crossed her arms, “Fine by me.”

Though she’s watching you like a hawk

You felt terrible but Ada felt as if her entire world was breaking down

She sighed and for once, she decided to confront you about her true feelings towards you and that you were someone important to her

“Look…” She knelt down beside you, “If this is about our thing, I do take it seriously, (Name). I think of you a lot even though it doesn’t seem this way.”

“I care about you.” 🥺

She wanted to hold your hand but she knew you were processing her words

You felt more terrible

You gave in

“It’s a prank.” You told her finally, “I’m just teasing you, Ada.”

She blinked and raised one eyebrow

“You care about me?” You added another question

If this was your prank, it was a genius prank 😈

“You are so insufferable." She gave a frustrated grunt but for the first time, you saw her cheeks turning red

“I knew it was a prank.” Ada then added

She did not

But she liked the feeling of always being ten steps ahead of you

She took a finger under your chin and lifted your head

“Careful now, don’t think you’re off the hook.” She muttered softly 🤭

With that, she kissed you deeply

𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄

Jill was basically your partner in crime and you two were inseparable 

When S.T.A.R.S. fell and Chris going to Europe and Barry moving to Canada, Jill and you somehow became even closer if that was possible

She loved teasing you and you wanted to do it back to her and you finally thought of something

Jill reached out to touch your shoulder but you flinched 🫢

She stopped for a second and she thought she miss-saw things

She tried again and you flinched once more, moving away from her

Jill reacted with immediate concern and her face softens

“Oh… hey, hey.” She tried to comfort you, “It’s okay.”

Jill gave you space instantly but she made it known she was still emotionally close to you, as she watched you carefully from behind

Your reactions stunned her and she couldn’t help but blame herself, as the only reason why you were acting like this was because she did something wrong

Though she didn’t openly show it

“Did something happen?” She asked softly.

You shook her head

“Do you want to talk about it?”

No response

Jill took a deep breath before she asked the question she was dreading

“Do you want me to stop touching you?”

“You want to get away from me?” 😭

Now the guilt was eating you up because Jill was so understanding and kind

Despite your silence, she'd still take care of you

Blankets, tea, snacks, and she even went out to purchase your favourite book that you were hoping to buy

You couldn’t take it anymore

“Jill, I’m so sorry. It’s only a prank.” You broke your facade and stared at her

Jill’s face goes from worried to offended in less than a second 

Her jaw dropped

“You were messing with me?”

You nodded with shame

She burst out laughing as the moment she did, her annoyance disappeared

“Thank goodness. I thought my face scared you off or something.”

She pulls you into a hug and you gladly returned it, apologizing to her over and over again

She gave you a squeeze

“You’re lucky I love you.” 🥰

Just to reassure herself, she placed a bunch of kisses on your forehead, fearing that she’d lose you for good

Don’t do that to her again 😡

𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃

Claire and yourself were forming a close bond faster than ever and it was only about time when one of you confessed your feeling to each other

It was a new relationship and there was so many excitement and possibilities of you two together for the future

Until you decided to play dirty 😏

Claire really wanted to kiss you since you guys have been together for some time now but the reaction she got was not the one she wanted

You flinched and gasped, making Claire stopped

She panicked right away, thinking she broke your trust and boundaries 🥺

She should’ve asked first!

“I’m so sorry - was that too sudden?” She asked you

She became very cautious afterwards, trying to not drive you away and it was killing her on the inside

You felt awful because you also wanted to kiss her but at the same time, you didn’t want this prank to stop

Claire was a very warm person and now seeing her sad face genuinely upset you

You started to reach out for her on instinct but you pulled back

She noticed

“Now you’re okay?” She asked suspiciously

You felt awful 😰

“It’s just a prank, Claire.” You assured her right away, “I didn’t mean it before. I just wanted to mess with you and I took it too far”

Claire stared at you with a betrayed expression

“You are SO mean.” She sighed

But she tackles you into a hug

“I was literally going to piss my pants.” Claire breathed into your neck

You both end up laughing and you two finally share a deep kiss

The moment she pulled away, she smirked

“You’re buying my food as emotional compensation.” She cackled

She began to list other things

“And cuddles.”

“And extra kisses.”

You couldn’t help but give in and agree as you guys went to the nearest grocery store to stack on Claire’s favourite snacks

She suffered for your amusement 💃

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☆ Hey everyone! I wanted to post something sooner but I didn't have the chance because of my schedule. I just want to say thank you so much for over 1,000 followers! I really wanted to try this trope and I haven't made hcs for RE characters yet so here it is. Forgive me if some characters are OFC, I haven't played most of the games. The only character I know with my eyes closed is Wesker-

[kittiwrites]

Dating Headcanons for Dio's Minions

Characters: Hol Horse, Mariah, Steely Dan, Vanilla Ice

I'm rewatching jjba and was thinking how so many of dio's minions just appear for like 2 episodes (if they aren't just hiding while their stand gets all the attention) then vanish. I can't help but think what else are these guys like besides the quick glimpses we see of them. So i picked a few of my fav part 3 villains to write about...though I think it's kinda obvious my fav is Hol Horse. Anyways here are some headcanons on what it would be like to be in a relationship with these goofballs + some general headcanons.

Hol Horse 🐎

He can be very flirty, and gives lots of compliments. He does this to a lot to other women, but that doesn't mean what he says isn't genuine, he means it.

He has issues with committing to one relationship. If he were to be in a long term committed relationship, he'd want them to be a drifter like him.

Being in a relationship with him involves lots of traveling and action. You travel with him by many means, in a car, on a horse, on an elephant, or even on a motorcycle (thanks 90s jojo ova for giving us the image of hol horse riding a bike)

He likes it when the two of you are riding horseback and you hold onto him from behind...he misses it when he rides alone.

He keeps a picture of you in his wallet

He can get very protective of you and even somewhat jealous. You have to stop him from shooting random dudes who stare at you for too long or try to flirt with you.

Isn't interested in getting married or settling down with you, at least for now. He just wants you by his side as he travels the world.

His petnames for you: Baby, Darling, Sugar, Sweetheart

Misc. Headcanons:

He has somewhat of an oral fixation...not necessarily as a sexual thing, he just likes having something to chew on or stick out of his mouth. It's partially why he started smoking

He eventually stops smoking but still gets cravings.

Mariah 🧲

Very flirty, likes to tease you a lot.

Can be kind of touchy at times, likes to see you blush.

Likes to go on nice dates with you, likes it even more when you pay the bill.

Will hold your hand a lot, makes it very obvious to others that the two of you are a thing.

Secretly thinks about using her stand on you to mess with you and have the two of you get stuck together (or more like have you get stuck to her)

Might eventually be interested in settling down and marrying you, especially after Dio is defeated.

Her petnames for you: Darling, Sweet Thing, Dear, Handsome/Beautiful

Misc. Headcanons:

so uh...remember how she keeps metallic things in her bra as a means to attack...well she doesn't just keep weapons in there. Yep, sometimes she might just pull out money, credit card, and even a phone out of there 0_0

She has a specific routine she follows at night before bed. She also takes a long time to get ready in the morning...she has to look her best after all.

Steely Dan 😈

He can be very cruel to others, but he's sweet towards you.

He likes to take you on nice fancy dates...just don't ask how he gets the money to take you on all these nice dates

Related to the above point, he likes to give you nice jewelry he "finds".

Similarly to Hol Horse, he can get protective/jealous of any man who looks at you too long. He uses his stand to inflict severe pain on guys who get the wrong idea.

I think he might be interested in settling down. He likes to tell people he's just a poor guy struggling to make ends meet for his wife and kids...maybe the wife and kids part doesn't need to be a lie 😏

His petnames for you: Babe, Baby, Precious, Cutie

Misc Headcanons:

He does actually have a job as a kebab salesman, but that's just a distraction from his main source of income: stealing and extorting others.

I don't think he'd be bad towards his own kids if he were to have any, but he's not a good role model at all. He probably teaches them how to steal and intimidate the other kids.

Vanilla Ice 🧊

No matter what, he's still devoted to Dio. He'd probably only be with someone just as loyal as he is. Dio is his #1, but you can be his #2.

Dates with him are rare, as he's usually busy with whatever Dio commands him to do. It's more common to just spend short amounts of time together enjoying each others company while not doing anything in particular.

A good listener. Likes to listen to you talk. He's very quiet and rarely talks about himself.

Is willing to die for you and to kill for you

He thinks about settling down with you in the event that Dio wins and the Joestars are defeated. Until then, he's too busy for marriage.

In the event that Dio dies but Vanilla Ice somehow still lives...then he will marry you. You will become his new devotion.

His petnames for you: Dear, My love, My light, Loved one

Misc Headcanons:

He secretly loves sweets. And yes, he does love vanilla ice cream (may or may not be how he named Cream).

[ivysmidnightramblings13]

I think you dodged a bullet in that relationship. His constant focus on you instead of his own issues just shows his immaturity. The only advice I can give you is to ignore him and move on (do things you enjoy, like writing or watching movies/series you couldn't see because of him). Try not to think about him, because people like him sleep soundly knowing an ex is still thinking about them.

(I know it's difficult, but I know you're strong enough to overcome this. I wish you the best of luck and a good week.)

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I ignored him the whole night except for that moment, even walking past to the exits I pretended he wasn't even there. It was really hard when he was pointing at my friend and I from across the way and talking behind his hand to his new girl. So immature. But I know it was getting under his skin that I was ignoring him (he left multiple times).

I genuinely don't think about him unless I see him out, and even then I'm just irritated he's being so childish.

Honestly little by little each day I feel more and more myself, and that's really all I can ask for. Thankfully I don't live anywhere near him now and know his routines so it's easy to avoid him when I'm out with friends.

I've been writing more, getting stuff for my apartment, trying to go out more, and make new friends.

I would love to say so many things to him, but again it's not worth the energy when he will continue his patterns and won't care. Although my friend was saying he looked 6 months pregnant because of his growing beer belly, and she's not wrong lmao

Genuinely I didn't know how badly he was draining me and holding me back until I got away. I'm so happy to have my spark back ♡

[christianbalesgirlfriend]

Idk if I should post here, but hi guys!

I’m fati, and I’m a yumeshipper, my OC is Layla Speedwagon and my ship is with Hol horse:3

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Just wanted to share to the void here...

I went out with some friends to the bar last night, and my ex (who cheated on me) was there. Whatever, I ignore him right? He's genuinely not worth my energy, and he basically lives at the bars (pathetic).

But anyways, one of my friends walked over to the girl he was with to say hi (she knows her and I followed her because she was so drunk) and he whips around and says "oh hey, I didn't even recognize you" to me.

Are we dead ass?

Ohhhh my goddd.

He's an avoidant and a narcissist. How am I supposed to respond to that (or not respond) without feeding his ego?

Oh I was so irritated (and I already was irritated from getting hit on by random guys). I literally just smiled and walked away with her.

But the rest of the night I ignored him and pretended he wasn't there. He was so childish and immature and kept pointing to us and whispering to his girl 😭.

He's the biggest piece of shit ever! I'm genuinely so happy to not be with or around him anymore, but I genuinely fear for any girls that come into contact with him. I hope he doesnt manipulate or hurt any other women.

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NSFW Alphabet Mr. X

A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He likes to have his hands all over your body, as he kissing up and down every inch of your skin, making sure you’re alright. It’s one of the few moments where he’s very sweet with you.

B=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s strong, powerful and the perfect weapon. He can’t be bothered by picking out his favorite body part of himself when he knows everything about his physique is perfect.

He loves your throat, you look so helplessly cute as he fingers wrap around your throat, your heartbeat pounding against his fingers.

C=Cum (anything to do with cum)

There’s a lot of it, and he likes to cum deep inside you so he can watch it spill from your thighs, likes to see you try to walk afterward, embarrassingly trying to keep your thighs together to keep his seed from dripping down your legs.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s very open about every dirty thing he wants to do with you. His dirty secret is that he actually loves you. He’s supposed to only focus on eliminating survivors and locate the virus. But instead, he found you, wanting only to have you by his side for the rest of time. He knows he’s not supposed to feel like this, but he doesn’t care.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

None before you, but makes up for it with determination.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Up against walls, with your legs slung over his shoulders and he holds you up effortlessly. Or A position where he can wrap his hand around your throat.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Very Serious and very intense. The goofiest he gets is he likes putting his hat on your head.  

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

None.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Rough and hard at the moment, but occasionally he gives you a gentle kiss between thrusts. He does love you, he just doesn’t think to show it more than he should.

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Never has done it, Too focused on his missions. He only felt the need for sex after he met you. He doesn’t masturbate even after meeting you. He only wants you, nothing else feels as nice.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Choking Kink, Chasing Kink, Public Sex Kink, Size Kink

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Literally, anywhere, he’s unbothered by anything around him. He doesn’t care if any of the survivors see you either.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Strangely when you show him affection, he never knew he felt so deprived of it, until your lips touched his cheek. Now every time you wrap your arms around him, or lightly kiss his skin, he feels so hot, and he wants you right then and there.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He’d never actually hurt you. He doesn’t want you to be scared of him, he always treats you as gently as he can.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves to Recieve. You can’t take all of him in your mouth, thanks to having massive he is, but it’s so cute when you try, blushing beet red, as drool drips down your chin.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and hard, likes leaving you breathless and weak in the legs.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies, if only just to see you blush as you pull your pants back up, feeling his seed leak out.  

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’ll try anything, and do anything anywhere. He’s a risk taker.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Endless stamina no matter the pace set. He’ll go till you tap out.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No, you probably don’t want any toys you’ve found among Raccoon City anyway.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves making you writhe under him in need. He’s a complete sadist.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Dead silent, except for a few deep breaths.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He totally wants survivors to see the two of you fuck. The shock on their face and the deep blush of total embarrassment on your face gets him hard as hell.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

EXTRA Large and thick. Lots of preparation is needed.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, you just so precious and small, he can’t help himself.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn’t need to sleep. He pulls you into his arms, letting you drift off to sleep against his chest, as he stays up cradling you gently. Keeping watch as you get your much-needed rest. 

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Hol Horse NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Hol Horse from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Stardust Crusaders)

Warning: Mentions of sex...duh. This is obvious my own take and thoughts on the character btw

Notes: I don't write these very much (ok I've written a few by now), so may be cringe or OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's not really particularly clingy, and he's not going to get up and leave. He respects his partner and will make sure they feel ok and aren't hurt, that they get water if needed, the basics ya know? If he's really into his partner, like maybe he found the one (rare), he'll be more affectionate and lovestruck.

He's down bad and loves a good pair of tits and ass, but he loves all the ladies.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically, I'm a disgusting person)

On himself he loves his arms and his cock. He's a little too proud of his physique.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He will absolutely shoot load after load onto you or in you, he prefers to bottom out and fill you up though. He has almost an endless supply it seems and it's thick. But he'll always ask your preferences and make sure you're comfortable, although he dies a little inside if he can't watch his and your own cum drip out of you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

What dirty secret doesn't he have?

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's been with probably hundreds of women, he still hasn't found the right one, but you better believe he has the experience down. He lives to please and satisfy, while being respectful, he has a reputation to uphold after all. He knows how to make you squirm and react to his touch, he knows every trick in the book, and he prides himself on being the best you'll ever have in bed.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, please feed his ego and fantasy. But he's really down for anything. If he can get you up against a wall, on a counter, really anywhere, he's up for a little challenge.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

If he can sense you're uncomfortable or maybe not feeling it, he'll pull out a corny line or joke. He wants to make sure you're comfortable without making you feel worse. Otherwise it's strictly business, unless you make him laugh, then he'll laugh and kiss you to shit you up.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It's the wild west down there, I mean he might trim it a bit, definitely has a happy trail, but he doesn't shave or cut his hair often.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It depends on who he's with. If you're a fling or one time thing, there will be very little intimacy, it's not important to him in the moment…however if you were a potential or long term partner he is very lovey lovey with you. He'll ask how you're doing, if you want more or less. He'll kiss you deeply and give you aftercare.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's does it a lot, like a lot. Sometimes he has a sad jerk, and other times he gets disgusted with himself, but those are rare.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Size kink, breeding kink, exhibitionism, etc. To be honest he's probably down for anything and everything at least once.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He'll do it anywhere and everywhere, bar bathroom, behind a dumpster in an alley, a balcony or wall of the shower, seriously he doesn't care. He would honestly prefer the bathroom or bedroom though, it's easier to do his favorite positions on the bed, and you'd be more comfortable.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's a very simple man, and genuinely any lady can get him going…he's always in the mood. He loves a confident and classy woman though, someone who he can banter with.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He would never do anything without your consent or knowledge, nor would he do anything to cause permanent damage or harm to you. He's still very persistent, but just stand your ground, no means no, and he respects your boundaries.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He definitely prefers receiving, if you have long hair (or any hair really) he likes grabbing it and pushing you down onto his length. He likes having control, but if you do well enough, or he's particularly horny, he might just eat you out…and he's skilled at it (and messy).

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He prefers it rough and fast, and he loves taking what he wants, but that doesn't mean he won't slow down if you're uncomfortable. Your pleasure and comfort are the most important to him. He loves a sloppy makeout just as much and will give you endless compliments and praise.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He absolutely loves a quickie. He'll steal you away whenever he wants or can. In the bar bathroom, an alleyway, Broom closets, bathroom (he really likes the counter and mirrors for some reason), the hallway wall. Literally anywhere and everywhere. He can't get enough.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves risks, when it comes to sex and getting you riled up. He loves showing off and showing you off, and would fuck you in the bar, in an alleyway, anywhere and in every position. He doesn't care as long as he won't be putting you in mortal danger or harming you. If you're down he's down (he's always down) or he's going to be incredibly annoying.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of stamina, I mean have you seen this man run away from conflict (and things he doesn't want to deal with)? But seriously, he loves sex so you better believe he's making it last as long as you can handle. Obviously he can't go forever, and each round slows down just a bit, but he wants to make you feel good and he wants to get lost in the pleasure for as long as possible.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not into that, he much prefers the real thing, and you should too, especially when you're with him. He'll make you feel better than any little toy, or any other man possibly could make you feel.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He absolutely loves teasing you, but its always light hearted. If you're ticklish he'll find out, if you're annoyed by one specific thing he'll do it just to get under your skin. He'll always keep it short and apologize, but he loves hearing you laugh or get annoyed with him. Your facial expressions are just too cute. But, he also loves to get you hot and bothered and red in the face. He loves hearing you beg just as much as he loves seeing you laugh.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's not very loud but he does grunt and moan at times. He'll whisper praise or dirty words into your ear or onto your neck, and loves seeing your reactions.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He likes to do a little party/bar trick with his cigarettes every now and then. He'll flip them into his mouth, pull you in for a kiss, then flip the cigarette back out of his mouth still lit. He likes showing off.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Take the “horse” in Hol horse very literally, cause he's ridiculously hung, he’s thick and pretty big and he loves to boast about it. You better love dick if you're gonna be with Hol Horse, he has a lot to deliver. You'll be feeling it for days.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has a very high sex drive, but not in a yearning way, unless you have really captured his attention, he's only really in it for the sex and the loyalty to him. He loves fucking though, like lives for it (if you wont give it to him he'll just seek out someone else), just don't expect him to beg for you…again unless you have him whipped.

He won't fall asleep quickly if at all. He likes to make sure you're completely comfortable and taken care of. He's getting you cleaned up, giving you water, making sure you go to the bathroom, and telling you how much he enjoyed it. He'll let you sleep in his arms or on his chest, he'll put his hat over your face or his, but he's not sleeping. How gentlemanly would that be? Not very.

*I totally forgot to post this for at least a year, it's been at the bottom of my drafts lol

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Yandere Bane Headcanons:

- Not very likely to kidnap you, unless the Batman notices his dangerous obsession with you and tries to take you away from him, but other than that; he would try to avoid kidnapping you. Not to mention that considering his past with growing up as a Prisoner on Peña Duro, he would feel incredibly guilty if he had to lock up his darling but would do it if he believed it was in your best interest.

- That's because he has resources and contacts all over the world, not to mention that Bane's mind works at far greater levels than the average human brain. He KNOWS your psychology, he has observed you long enough to know how you think and what exact thoughts go through your mind. If you ran away, it would not be long before he found you. Honestly, the longest you could escape from him without the help of the Batman would be 3 days, possibly 5 if he takes a day or two to plan out your little reunion with him.

- Bane doesn't like to punish you, he rather hates it. You aren't meant to cower under his touch, you're meant to lean in to it. To seek it out for protection, for when you have lonely nights and need his body close to yours, and to feel how he treats you so gently and softly compared to most others.

- Instead, if you do something bad that he doesn't like, he gently reminds you that it would take no effort to hunt down your loved ones and thats all he has to say. You stare at him as your imagination runs wild at what this hulking brute could do and when he sees that his threat has finally sunk in, he reminds you that it depends solely on you and your behavior if he'll make good of his threat or not. He then turns around and walks away, leaving you alone with your thoughts. You'll make the right choice and be more compliant from there, he's sure of it.

- Bane just really isn't a sadistic yandere to me, given his past, he doesn't want to break you nor does he want to hurt you, deep down; he truly does love you. So while he may not be a threat to YOU, he is a threat to those who he perceives to be threats or bad influences on you. They will be taken care of swiftly and without your knowledge.

- He will romance you naturally and considering his affinity for books, I garuntee you that he'll be hard to resist. Yes you will be put off by the fact he's a literal war criminal, terrorist, and supervillain...you also are not blind. He is a very fine specimen of a man, the accent and his softened behavior towards you definetly doesn't make it any easier for you to resist him. Even then, he is a man of substance and intelligence so there will definetly be an intellectual attraction in which you can talk to him about anything and he will engage with you about it.

- He is a prominent figure in the criminal underworld and holds a respectable reputation among other assassins and mercenaries, basically, no one is going to mess with you and if they do, they will die a lot sooner than they expected to.

- Okay but in the comics, after he uses venom, he canonically gets sleepy so not really a yandere thing but after using venom, he would most definetly seek you out to be his teddy bear. Holding you close to him as his strong grip keeps you in place as he begins to doze off.

[recreationalfanfics]

I wish people would talk more about Original Comic Bane

His original look was so fucking fire

He's originally a blonde too!!!!

Also I like his original look better,the guy is more than the general interpretation of him,he knows more than one language but all the recent iteration of him is just being a dumb meathead

SORRY THIS TOOK ME A WHILE TO ANSWER- But yeah, no, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I was rereading and BANE IS SO MUCH SMARTER THAN PEOPLE GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR and I hate it when fanon and canon reduce him to being the typical "strong meathead" guy.

I love himbos but BANE IS NOT ONE.

HE IS A COMPLEX AND INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL WITH HONOR. He is one of the BEST BATMAN villains because you can really feel how he parallels to Bruce in terms of ideals and that they both have a mutual respect for each other. HE IS SO UNDERRATED AND I LOVE HIM SM.

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Who if they were real would be your dream man of anyone you write for?

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I NEED Arkham Origins Bane, specifically before he starts using Venom like an addict. He's hella smart, big and strong, has so much patience, is dedicated, did I mention brains and brawn? Plus the accent?

Oh my god! NEED THAT!

I know he'd be so sweet with a partner and wouldn't baby/infantalize them. He'd communicate and stick up for you, even if it's a little extreme at times. I feel like he would boost you up and make sure you're healthy and safe, but he would also be so interesting because of his brains.

Some Etsy Witches please please please manifest a big/strong, smart, committed, and handsome man like him for me ♡

Genuinely just if he had some hair that's it, like mashup Carlos Oliveira, AO Bane, and maybe a little Jason Todd and BOOM!

[ivysmidnightramblings13]

Back Home to You (A Bane X Female Reader "One Shot")

Summary: Bane (Arkham Origins ver.) comes back home to his base of operations to find you. You've been the only thing on his mind while he was carrying out a mission. All he wants is you...and to be in you.

Notes: I need a tall, strong Latino man to be hopelessly in love and devoted to me…literally this is so self indulgent lol.

Warnings: Sex, possibly cringe? Idk I don’t write a lot of these.

Word Count: 1593

Bane made his way back to his chopper, and as he stepped up onto the metal grating, his boots came down with a heavy, rhythmic thud. He was done working for that payaso, that twisted clown in a tailored suit, who had wasted his time with unhumorous jokes and incompetence.

Bane slumped into one of the leather seats, the aircraft tilting slightly under his weight. The whole time he had you on his mind. All he wanted was to have you in his arms, or more specifically on his lap. The thought of your sweet face calmed him, your touch grounded him, and he needed that more than ever.

His men flying the chopper shifted their eyes, darting away from his stony expression. They knew better than to question him or ask questions unless spoken to. One young recruit attempted to adjust his gear, the clink of a buckle sounding like a gunshot in the quiet. Bane didn't look at him, but the recruit froze.

The flight back to Bane’s secluded base was quick, and as he stared out the window, his mind was already miles ahead, picturing a specific pair of eyes and the way a particular scent would erase the filth of this mission.

When the wheels touched down, Bane jumped off the chopper and marched straight through the base. He passed the heavy steel doors of his venom storage, the faint, chemical odor of the toxins wafting through the vents. Usually, the sight of his arsenal brought a sense of cold satisfaction, but today it was merely a landmark on his way to you.

He had a type of apartment nestled in the heart of the complex, flanked by a lush courtyard where tropical ferns fought against the sterile military concrete. The heat was a nice contrast to the snow he had just been surrounded by earlier. Even a big brute needed a place to quiet his mind, read a book, or forget about the idiots that flanked him or hired him.

He took the quick route, his heart hammering a frantic rhythm against his ribs, but he just had to see you. As he neared the door, the air changed. The smell of grilled meats and simmering spices drifted through the hallway, and inside, the low hum of a television played, a soft murmur of voices that signaled life and warmth.

Bane paused, a rare, genuine smile tugging at the corners of his mouth as he pushed the door open and your smile greeted him.

"You're home early," you said, glancing over your shoulder from the kitchen. You were wearing an oversized shirt, no doubt his, as you worked on some sort of dish.

Bane didn't speak, simply dropped his gear by the door with a loud crash and crossed the room in three strides. He would’ve dropped to his knees and embraced you, but he had other plans. He wrapped his massive arms around your waist, lifting you off the floor effortlessly, and pinned you against the edge of the counter.

"I thought you’d be gone another three weeks at least," you murmured, your arms winding around his neck.

"I couldn’t be away from you any longer," Bane grunted, his voice a low rumble that vibrated against your chest, "the work is done. I wanted you, Cariña."

"You smell like the dust, gunpowder, and sweat," you teased, though you pressed your face into the crook of his neck. It didn’t bother you, not really.

"I smell like work," he countered, his grip tightening, "you could clean up with me, or should I just take you right here?"

You laughed, "the food is almost done. Give me ten minutes."

"I don't have ten minutes," he groaned, his lips finding the sensitive skin just below your ear, "I've spent the last six hours thinking about you, Mi Amor. I've spent six hours imagining you under me."

You gasped, tilting your head to give him more access. This was a side of him you rarely saw, much less heard so blatantly.

He didn't wait for another word, and shifted his weight, hoisting you up so your legs wrapped instinctively around his hips. He carried you toward the living area, his movements urgent. He didn't make it to the bedroom. He sank into the heavy leather armchair, pulling you down firmly onto his lap.

The friction of your thighs against his tactical pants sent a jolt through both of you. Bane groaned, a deep, guttural sound of longing. He gripped your hips, his fingers digging into your soft skin.

"Look at me," he commanded.

You met his gaze, seeing the raw, possessive hunger swirling in his eyes. He leaned in, his mouth crashing against yours, and his tongue pushed past your lips. He sucked on your lower lip, pulling it between his teeth before releasing it with a wet pop.

"How I’ve missed you, Mi Amor," he rasped, breaking the kiss just enough to breathe.

"You weren’t even gone a day," you breathed, your chest heaving, and your cheeks hot.

Bane simply gave you a little peck on your lips, as if to shut you up. Then he slid his large hand down your back and to your thighs. His palm was calloused, the rough texture scraping against your skin. He moved back upward, his fingers finding the edges of your panties, sliding two fingers deep into your heat.

You gasped, arching your back as he found your clit, rubbing it in a rhythmic, punishing circle.

He grinned, whispering into your ear, his voice thick, "you’re already soaked, Cariña. Were you thinking about me while you cooked? Wearing my shirt?"

You whimpered out a “yes”, your head falling back.

Bane chuckled, the sound vibrating in his chest, as he reached for his belt and undid it with efficient/hurried movements. He shoved his pants and boxers down, freeing his thick, pulsing cock.

He grabbed your waist, lifting you slightly to align you. You felt the thick head of his cock press against your entrance, the heat of him searing through the thin fabric of your underwear. He didn't remove them, he simply pulled the fabric to the side as he pushed roughly upward.

You screamed into his shoulder, your nails digging into the muscles of his back. He filled you completely, the sudden stretch feeling immense but satisfying. He stayed still for a moment, letting you adjust to the sheer girth of him.

"Eres tan perfecto/a, mi amor," Bane groaned, his eyes closing in ecstasy, his voice like honey.

Then he began to move, his thrusts slow and deliberate at first. The sound of your bodies meeting filled the room with a wet, squelching noise as he slid in and out of your drenched folds. Then he began to quicken his pace, trying to draw out as many soft moans and pleads as he could from you.

He gripped your thighs, pulling you flush against his chest, as he hammered into you, the movements becoming frantic and raw. He was a man driven by desire, and during one particularly deep, driving thrust, his cock slipped out completely, before he slammed back inside with a wet thud that made you gasp for air.

The sensation was overwhelming. You could feel every vein, every ridge of his shaft sliding against your internal walls. The smell of sex filled the air, mingling with the fading scent of the spiced foods in the kitchen, no doubt burned at this point.

Bane's breathing was a series of ragged heaves. He leaned forward, his mouth finding yours hungrily as he continued to grip your hips and bury his cock deep in you. He was a man starved.

"I’m yours, Mi Vida," he groaned, his voice vibrating against your skin, "Te voy a dar todo. Cualquier cosa que quieras."

He let out a roar, as his body stiffened while he delivered a final, crushing thrust. He buried himself to the hilt, his cock pulsing violently against your cervix. You felt the hot, thick release of his cum erupting inside you, and you peaked at the same moment, your internal muscles clamping down on him in rhythmic spasms that drew out even more of his seed.

Bane sank into the back of the couch and let you collapse against him, the only sound in the room was the heavy, synchronized thumping of your hearts and the ragged sound of your breathing. Bane didn't move for a long time, keeping you pinned to his chest, his arms locking around you as if he feared you might vanish.

“Te amo, y eres mío,” he smiled, delivering a kiss to the top of your head, and rubbing slow circles on the small of your back.

As he slowly withdrew, a mixture of his and your own arousal leaked from your opening, dripping onto the leather of the chair. He looked down at the mess, a look of primal satisfaction on his face. Bane shifted, kissing your forehead with a tenderness that contrasted sharply with the violence of the last ten minutes.

"I'm not letting you out of this chair for another hour," he whispered.

“But I’m hungry,” you whispered tiredly.

“Hmm, 30 minutes,” he replied pointedly, “you do need to stay hydrated and fueled. But I’m not done…we’re not done.”

"You're a possessive brute," you teased, shifting on his lap to settle into his embrace.

He simply hummed with a smile and kissed the top of your head again. You knew he would always take care of you and protect you.

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I just came to say hi, I hope you have a good week :)

Hiii 🥺❤️

Thank you so much for this, it really does make my day better to come back to a little sweet message.

I hope you're doing well and staying safe and have a good rest of your week ❤️