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What if we were two rats as part of a Rat Stevens costume and we fell in love?

two rats but one of them is a dangerous crow rat whose job it is to destroy plastic and the other one is wearing sparkling forbidden "plastic" clothes

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Good Omens. But they are Two Rats.

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(this is parodying the original "Ace Attorney. But they are Two Rats." by RoomFullOfRocks on AO3. Go read it!!)

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A. Z. Ratfell gets home from his 18 hour shift at the book mines for rats. He kicks off his rat heels and drapes his furry rat body over the jouch (jean couch) of the shitty 3000 square feet apartment in the hallmark small town of Ratinburgh. This is christmas. That isn't important.

From the rat kitchen, calls Anthony J. Ratley, his rat boyfriend. Unlike Ratfell, Anthony J. Ratley does not wear clothes. He wears guitar.

"A. Z. Ratfell, my rat boyfriend!" calls Anthony J. Ratley. "I wrote a song on my rat guitar." Anthony J. Ratley stands on the jouch (jean couch), over his rat boyfriend in a vaguely threatening nonthreatening rat way.

A. Z. Ratfell looks up from behind his rat claws. He does not want to hear his rat boyfriend's song. His songs are bad. A. Z. Ratfell wants to lay on the jouch (jean couch) and watch The Great Rattish Bake Off. "I'll listen to it. Just like, after I sleep."

Anthony J. Ratley doesn't like that. He scoffs. "You never supported the arts! I worked for 30 minutes on this today! What did you do?" Anthony J. Ratley does not care much for the book mines for rats, his art is important.

The two old men rats rat kiss and live rataly ever after.

The end.