The most handsome Boat

Ro: asexual biromantic nonbinary (they/them), white. Born 10/28/99 AgentOfAngst on fanfiction.net and ao3 icon and header from kid pix

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I rescued this pig from hobby lobby, he was missing an ear so he was in the clearance section. So I got him some doll hats and now he's happy!

Anyway his name is Sanderson and he thinks you look amazing today

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I adjusted the hat and now you can see both eyes

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Baby got a glow up and now he's the bell of the ball

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Why choose between being aesthetic and being a gamer?

Be both

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Sanderson does not understand face masks yet

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Shel and Sanderson realized you could exchange currency for commodities and are eagerly awaiting my roommate's handmade friendship necklaces

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The offering was accepted and their friendship is set in stone

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After over a month, we have finally found an ear for Sanderson. Actually, he has four color varieties. Some days will be hat days instead of ear days, and there's nothing wrong with missing pieces.

Much love to all the people who see my little guy and smile

He's happy to see all of you too

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They're brothers.

...Since they were both once human princes, what do you think the nickname Chip (the gnome) should be a nickname for? Leave name suggestions in the comments for one (1) exhausted prince. Bonus points if it has to do with flowers because Chip loves those

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Instead of doing homework I built this tiny home

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Now Sanderson has a lemon tree in his backyard!

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Burgers, blue, and rejecting the binary

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SPOOKY SEASON Y'ALL

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Sanderson is the house with the good candy

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New Neighbors! And New Romance?

The Scarf Sheep is Lilac and her twin brother is Bo! Sanderson and Bo are already getting on swimmingly.

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Sanderson and Bo having a blast while their siblings ship them from a distance

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Sanderson update (Sandbo Update)

Sanderson is very carefully guarding the dorm now that I am back home for break. Here's some older pictures!

Lilac is just very, very photogenic. And she wants to be included, of course! Who doesn't?

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The boys are back! I'm finally home with Sandbo and, in a thrilling turn of events, Sanderson has his first official piece of fanart! I never thought I'd ever get the chance to say this but if you want to draw fanart of my babies feel free!

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Drizzly winter weather can't stop the trio from doing a fun fall photoshoot indoors.

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The goths are pissed that they got left out the fall photoshoot

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No more sandbo this is a shelster supremacy thread now

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Sanderson reclaimed the account after April Fool's and is delighted to announce that he and Aster's long lost sister has been found! Princess Katerina was discovered by my former roommate and is now safe from the world of chaos and magic. Unfortunately, she suffers the same affliction as her brother.

Sanderson and Aster are over the moon about this fact

And Lilac is looking respectfully 👀

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Lilarina date on this beautiful Lesbian Visibility Day.

Their first meeting/date was a success

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We're alive btw

Lou the Shrew in the same fit under the cut

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The boys got new hats 😍

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No cops at pride this is the only gay pig I support

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October 15th, 2023, the day Sanderson and Bo's love is forever immortalized.

[dragon-in-a-stew]

i expected this to have thousands of notes COME ON GUYS RECOGNIZE TRUE POSTS THAT HAVE 10K

[the-writer-nerd-ro]

Huh. I've never been a part of a "posts that have 10k to me" posr before. Cool!

[doctor-aceus-art]

🎵 Human Rocky Baddy! 🎵

my brain is infected with James Ortiz as Rocky and i can't make it stop because im very normal about this man now.

*pushes my three tabs of his website onto my other desktop*

[cutecipher]

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[contrivedchaos]

I don’t think people truly understand the scope of the damage Sony is about to do to physical media. They literally invented the compact disc. They are the reason why Blu-ray as a format won the HD wars over HD-DVD. They have gargantuan influence over manufacturing disc-based media. If Sony as a company stops making physical media for their next gen gaming consoles, this is going to affect movies and music as well. If you buy CDs, DVDs, or Blu-rays, those are next on the chopping block.

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[goodieprocter]

The rare two-punchline EWC comic (because both made me laugh)

Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[justbreakonme]

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[comikbook]

thinking about egregious dykery deltarune tweet

[dogpuppy]

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[berlynn-wohl]

[noname-human-being]

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

[noname-human-being]

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

[cyprozombiegirl]

terfs are equivalent to nazis to me. theyre both forms of white supremest ideology. as a jewish trans woman ive zero positive interest in the lives of either continuing.