I'm gonna need you to stick with me, okay?
I know that Heather's: The Musical didn't exist until 2010, but let's pretend. PLEASE.
I have just been imagining this.
Eddie starts dating Theatre Geek!Girlfriend.
One night they're tangled up in Eddie's bed, and they start talking about very particular fantasies they both have. You know Eddie, his would be seeing her in a Princess Leia slave costume (he's such a fucking NERD🙄)
But her😏... Her fantasy is acting out Dead Girl Walking with him🫦
Of course neither of them take much convincing to do that for each other😌
So my brain is ruminating on Eddie wanting to chain you to him while you’re dressed in the Princess Leia slave costume🤔 But also because it’s him, he refuses to break character and he only speaks in Huttese. (He’s an idiot)
Okay, I’m having many thoughts, at first I was like, ‘Obviously, Eddie would love to recreate Dead Girl Walking,’ but now my brain has moved to him being jealous as you do it on stage with someone else
Like he won’t stop passive aggressively bitching about it and you’re like, ‘Dude, it’s literally fake!!!!!’ But he won’t move on until he reminds you he can really make you scream. None of that ‘fake shit’ you do for the stage🙂↔️🚬
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