#twod3nts

[lgbtqwarriorcats]

i have a oc named Bluebeach. he was a cannibal medicine cat of WindClan that would tell fake omens to queens, letting the queens give her the kits. she would then sneak away and eat the kits. she would also lure apprentices from other clans over to her before she killed and ate them, and she managed to kill at least 3 medicine cat apprentices of her own clan. she was finally killed and sent to the dark forest by her newest med apprentice, Melonpaw

brooooo she sounds so cool!!!

~beebs

[internvanessa-blog]

gently whispers 'Wow' in ur ear

You are my:[] Acquaintance [X] Friend[] Stranger[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[X] Other - PARTER IS SAD HEADCANONS

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[X] Pretty[] Beautiful[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot

We should:[] Fight[] Fuck[] Kiss[] Make love [X] Text[X] Watch films

I:[X] Like You[] Hate You[] Love You[X] Think you’re … REALLY CREATIVE, you need to write more!

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[] Like You[] Dislike You[X] Think You’re … A really good friend! Seriously you can ask for my kik or number so we can talk!

Should you reblog this?[X] Yes[] No

[internvanessa-blog]

au where noodle is a adult and everyone else is a baby/lil toddler

Lil 2d knows how to use the toilet but for someone he doesnt he just never makes it to the bathroom and shit himself and then he doesnt even tell noodle she has to routinely check him to make sure.

Murdoc is the fucking kid in you pre-k class that hits on the teacher and Noodle is like ‘you look like a booger get away from me’ but she finds him crying in a closet and he tells her about his dad.

Rus is such a SUCK UP TEACHERS PET brings noodle and apple and asks to help grade papers

[internvanessa-blog]

okay so last night my friend was telling me about murdocs penis in the 5/4 video and i was like 'ew nasty penis' and i fELL ASLEEP AND I HAD THIS DREAM WHERE I WAS WATCHING TV AND I CHANGED THE CHANNEL AND IT WAS FUCKING MURDOCS DICK BUT IT WAS /BANANA TEXTURED AND IT FUCKING //CORK SCREWED// AND DID A FUCKING ///LOOPTIE LOOP AS WELL/// AND I WAS LIKE "HOLy SH IiT"

murdoc dick game crazy as fuck for 50 year old 

[scvrhead]

gently volunteers if i could play cyborg noodle in the gorillazstuck thing!! i just need details for the thing bc it interested me tbh. yeah so i just need the details for the roleplay and id do it!!

cool cool! we have a skype group chat, add me! (lycansforce)ps. i keeping typing “ass me” insted of add me im an idiot

[reihinas]

houndoom!!

One time one of my friends wanted to create a Sun Team revolving directly around a mega Houndoom, where he would use a Smeargle to Baton Pass Geomancy down to it (amongst other boosts).... needless to say it was nice in theory, but in practice it kinda flopped...