the comeback kid

alba/basil | he/it/she | 28 | white | icon by @yeyeliz on twitter

[rexlottie]

i like to think anya was a fan of space...before going onto tulpar

[kashacroissant]

🤡😭😭😭

[r4trave]

heart to heart

[catmask]

VOICEBOX | print made for my monthly print club!

[perennimal]

nurse and intern

[doovild]

Let her be happy!

[salamander-crimes]

favorite pokemon

[everythingfox]

Accepted as part of the herd

[shiftingwaters]

@bovineblogger

[busket]

sometimes I think about how rattlesnakes are starting to adapt to bite immediately instead of using their rattle as a warning, because this defense mechanism that says "im here! im frightened! don't come close or ill bite you" has instead ilicited a reaction of "oh fuck a rattlesnake, i should kill it"

so of course every snake that has the instinct to warn humans of its presence gets killed, and only the snakes that bite first and dont make themselves known get to survive. a human who's been bitten is too worried about his swelling ankle to decapitate a snake with a shovel.

it's a good example of how humans make the world more dangerous for ourselves by believing that we have mastery and ownership of it. we think we have the power and importance to control the life around us down to the snakes and insects, but every animal fights for life. and no animal thinks that any human is more important than it's own life.

[ghostingkins]

it’s ok! no one can hear you cause you’re dead!

[segamascott]

[cannibalchicken]

straight up broccoli

[dare0451]

okay but op's right. that tree Does in fact look like Straight Up Broccoli

[theconcealedweapon]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I am saying this will all the love in my heart, but this is a reminder that if you find yourself feeling frequently upset, hopeless, or angry whenever you go online, and what’s upsetting you feels like A Big Deal that Everyone Is Talking About, it…. likely isn’t as widespread as you think it is. In fact, that’s probably your sign that you need to unfollow some people and follow some different ones. Or take a break from the internet in general.

There are so many instances where someone I follow will be responding to some argument I’d never heard about, and I can tell they spend a lot of time worrying about the subject—especially if it’s something that personally affects them—when the argument is something that only a handful of vocal people on the internet are even aware of rather than a reflection of society as a whole.

There’s something to be said about not being ignorant of larger, serious topics, for sure! but the other end of that is making sure you didn’t accidentally end up seeking out your own personally curated torture hell of people that hate you

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"Fuck. Why does this shit always happen to me? Don't answer that."

"Oh, so the lack of self-awareness is purposeful?"

[rosebushcollective]

@funnier-as-a-system

[segamascott]

[sandersstudies]

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

[sandersstudies]

I ask myself this every day.

[sandersstudies]

12 year olds REALLY like taxes, debt, and divorce as topics of distress in improvisation for some reason